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Why do you like/dislike America? by Macsalad11in Foodforthought

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Are you from America? Why do you think all those people love it so much?

Hey Reddit, Whats your Wifi named? by Lord_Attikusin AskReddit

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Butt Bongo Fiesta - neighbor's

Reddit--What's your worst (or best) drunken photo of yourself? by TheSpiffySpacemanin AskReddit

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Give me your deepest, most profound quote you just made up. by heisakeeperin AskReddit

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People void of critical thinking become instruments of their own oppression

Reddit, what is your best "...and that's why I got banned" story? by mooremicin AskReddit

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What else would I do with shit covered undies in a bathroom with people in it? lol

Reddit, what is your best "...and that's why I got banned" story? by mooremicin AskReddit

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Post thanksgiving food poisoning had set in (maybe gramps finger stirred the cranberries) and I was at work auditing powerlines. The job requires hopping fences and lots of hiking. Early in the day, co-worker asks if I want Tim Hortons. I decline. We get to the job and start hiking and jumping fences. Ten minutes later I feel a questionable fart coming on "do I risk shitting myself and letting 'er rip, or do I painfully hold it in?!".... So I accidentally shit in my long underwear.. We continue hiking and jumping fences. Tim Hortons all of the sudden sounded good. We finish a short audit and head back. I rush to the bathroom and occupy the single stall. There was one other person using the urinal and we were in a hurry. "What to do with my shit filled long underwear and the trees-worth of toilet paper I used?" ... give 'er the flush... Thing is, the long underwear shit mountain didn't flush - it over flowed the toilet. I hastily leave the room and the guy washing his hands. As I open the door, a Timmy Horts employee comes in. The door shuts slowly as I hear the expletives start to flow. I grab my coworker who hasn't ordered and tell him to beat it. I assume I'm banned from that Tim Hortons.

Cornell meetup, October 29th. by beigebowlin Cornell

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Up vote for all the times you've received "Andy from the office" comments for your user name

Warning! Manscaping has a real risk: by SlightlyMoistin sex

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Upvote for the prose

Eat this America by Rafreakeein reddit.com

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Eat This