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Reddit, what is the most powerful image you have ever seen? by tokerjoker11in AskReddit

[–]Lord_Fancy_Words -1 points0 points ago

It is kind of disgraceful that our country puts so much stock in the military.

As an Australian coming home from work today... by that_frogin AdviceAnimals

[–]Lord_Fancy_Words 3 points4 points ago

They'd probably just get adjustable rate mortgages anyways and fuck up the economy.

PSA: Never, EVER, tell a girl that you like/love/are obsessed with her out of the blue by Fearfloatin ForeverAlone

[–]Lord_Fancy_Words 1 point2 points ago

Oh, btw, all the FA ladies. You're all super cute, and I love you. ; )

What question are you afraid to ask? by chcknsoupdeluxein AskReddit

[–]Lord_Fancy_Words 0 points1 point ago

This statement is unhelpful. It's akin to telling someone who is deathly afraid of spiders to, "Stop being a puss. Go in there and roll in the spiders."

Because, for this hypothetical example, I got a kiddie pool filled with banana spiders.

Lip rings or no liprings? 24, F. by Gabbitrabbitin amiugly

[–]Lord_Fancy_Words 0 points1 point ago

Keep the lip rings.

Who do you dislike that Reddit loves? Personally, I think Richard Dawkins is an ass, and I'm an atheist. by Pistachio_handlerin AskReddit

[–]Lord_Fancy_Words 2 points3 points ago

He/she linked you because he/she doesn't care what you think.

Seeking a good barber shop by Dragoonius1in Denton

[–]Lord_Fancy_Words 1 point2 points ago

There's one just off the square on Elm St. called Unique Barber Stylists. Very barber-shoppy feel to it. I've only gotten a cut from there, but it was a good haircut. They only accept cash, and it's 15 dollars a cut.

To all redditors in the medical field: What is one thing you wish more patients knew? by Sharkbait_ooh_ah_ahin AskReddit

[–]Lord_Fancy_Words 0 points1 point ago

Problem is right now that I just moved to a different state, so right now I'm waiting on that magical time passing effect for my tuition rates to go down to affordable.

To all redditors in the medical field: What is one thing you wish more patients knew? by Sharkbait_ooh_ah_ahin AskReddit

[–]Lord_Fancy_Words 2 points3 points ago

:( Being a man and a CNA doesn't bode well for me right here.

Christina knows what's up by Layzieein funny

[–]Lord_Fancy_Words -2 points-1 points ago

K.

Christina knows what's up by Layzieein funny

[–]Lord_Fancy_Words -2 points-1 points ago

You're complaining right now. So shut it.

Anyone else despise the MBTI types? by davidthefatin intj

[–]Lord_Fancy_Words 4 points5 points ago

You have such a big, bulging brain. Let me lick it, smartypants.

Sexy and I know it cover... with class? by INCREDDIBLE-TR0LLEYin videos

[–]Lord_Fancy_Words 1 point2 points ago

-holds up a twig-

No need to shout, lil guy. We got plenty of twigs for ya.

What is the nicest thing you've ever done that no one knows about? by XxTamzynLeighxXin AskReddit

[–]Lord_Fancy_Words 1 point2 points ago

A few folk know about this, so it's not quite on par with the original post; however, at around three in the morning I was walking back and forth down my hall in the nursing home where I work. Doing my rounds, making sure everybody's alright, the normal stuff.

Then, as I'm walking by one woman's room, I hear the distinct sound of sobbing. She was bawling her eyes out. She had had a stroke and other medical complications that prevented her from talking and moving one half of her body. I walked up to her and hugged her, smiled and knelt down beside her bed. After that, I held her hand and asked her if she needed anything; she squeezed my hand and looked at my eyes. I sat in that room for awhile until she let go then went back to work.

This is /r/foreveralone, not /r/ijustgotagirlfriend. by taylorm6707in ForeverAlone

[–]Lord_Fancy_Words -1 points0 points ago

Piss off. Or get fucked by the entire length of a 10 foot iron rod. You don't even see the irony in your post, do you?

Kicking a person who's alone out of a group that's supposed to support lonely people.

OP's right. The bullshit that these wankers have been posting about how to be more confident is just more evidence that they're neither confident in themselves nor their actions. It does very little other than insulting the people still here. To make an analogy this is what it looks like to me, "Hey, all you alone people. I got a girlfriend, and you don't have one. She is my trophy, and you're all fucking losers."

A girl I know posted this to her instagram. I hate my generation. by Djirishin pics

[–]Lord_Fancy_Words -6 points-5 points ago

You're absolutely correct. Ensign, continue stopping the presses. We need to get this whole issue of teenagers humans being lazy, unmotivated, attention grabbers.

The next time you're going to post. Make it something interesting.

When your girlfriend is pissed at you and you can can get that first smile out of her. by hawaiian_labin funny

[–]Lord_Fancy_Words -1 points0 points ago

Then, I commented on your comment, bringing us full circle.

When your girlfriend is pissed at you and you can can get that first smile out of her. by hawaiian_labin funny

[–]Lord_Fancy_Words -1 points0 points ago

Well, it's quite apparent that you didn't.

I am Shane Smith, co-founder of VICE (magazine) and two-time traveler to North Korea. AMA. by ShaneVICEin IAmA

[–]Lord_Fancy_Words 25 points26 points ago

Liberia is a nation founded on freed American slaves.

When your girlfriend is pissed at you and you can can get that first smile out of her. by hawaiian_labin funny

[–]Lord_Fancy_Words -16 points-15 points ago

The fuck are you all talking about? You see a lady smile for 3 seconds, and your dicks get wet from all the premature spunk that gets over your hands. By the gods, this place pisses me off sometimes.

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