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What is something that society finds repulsive/taboo/etc. that you see no problem with? (Possibly NSFW) by ruckus666in AskReddit

[–]Longtalon 0 points1 point ago

Masturbation is a hot topic at my lunch table at school. Mostly led by me, but we all participate in the conversation.

It took the fun out it by tatersalad911in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Longtalon 1 point2 points ago

HEEEEEELLLLL YEEEEEAAAHH!

It took the fun out it by tatersalad911in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Longtalon 0 points1 point ago

I get weird looks all the time as I weave in and out of aisles at super speeds.

It took the fun out it by tatersalad911in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Longtalon 26 points27 points ago

I push shopping carts for a living. You're not missing anything.

Your username is your job description. Who here is making big money and who is on the street? by popyocherryin AskReddit

[–]Longtalon 0 points1 point ago

Guess I'm looking at a Pornstar gig. Making lots of $$.

Wouldn't this be sweet by savvy422in trees

[–]Longtalon 1 point2 points ago

Not even sure, I really think i shouldn't of done it at night.

Wouldn't this be sweet by savvy422in trees

[–]Longtalon 2 points3 points ago

well, I was in so much pain... everything was intent on causing me pain... i have no idea what was happening.

Wouldn't this be sweet by savvy422in trees

[–]Longtalon 3 points4 points ago

I did acid for the first time last night... scariest night of my life.

What do you do, or refuse to do, in the name of pride? by froststarein AskReddit

[–]Longtalon 2 points3 points ago

I always play as the thimble and name him Ted.

This is in Indiana. by sirabernathyin funny

[–]Longtalon 2 points3 points ago

I also live in Brownsburg, I this sign all the time.

Grammostola pulchra. My largest pet. by Winterscin spiders

[–]Longtalon 1 point2 points ago

I had a chilean rose for almost 10 years. As i child i would forget to feed and water it yet it never died. They are very great pets and are extremely friendly.

Honey, what did you leave in the trunk? [FB] by copelingin funny

[–]Longtalon -3 points-2 points ago

I see what you did there ಠ_ಠ

On my very first sexual encounter, I broke my penis (penile fracture), I now literally have a button located near my shaft that allows me to get an erection. My new girlfriend calls it the iPenis, anyway AMA, I've heard it all from my friends! by ipenisin IAmA

[–]Longtalon 5 points6 points ago

Oh god, I'm on house arrest and not allowed to use the computer for anything except "school purposes." You just got me busted by my mom.

Shhhhh... :) by TheFryerOfChickenin trees

[–]Longtalon 12 points13 points ago

I shall try in 3 months, for science of course.

Hey guys can I get a ride to.. Oh, never mind! by One_fridge_to_farin funny

[–]Longtalon 2 points3 points ago

Its one of the first post I ever saw when I started browsing reddit. Have been waiting for it to be reposted ever since

What do other people do to their own items that you can't stand to see them do. by ziggymilsonin AskReddit

[–]Longtalon 0 points1 point ago

The fans on my laptop are on the back... problem?

What is your go to joke? by Jacob13in AskReddit

[–]Longtalon 1 point2 points ago

I'm going to hell...

What seemingly common things are you unable to do? by dbcificationin AskReddit

[–]Longtalon 1 point2 points ago

I used to use milk cartons in elementary school, just wedge the carton between my fingers until I could do it naturally.

My house got destroyed by the F-18 yesterday AMA by DevinJetin IAmA

[–]Longtalon 0 points1 point ago

Smashing.

My house got destroyed by the F-18 yesterday AMA by DevinJetin IAmA

[–]Longtalon 2 points3 points ago

You sir win the prize for making me laugh the most.

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