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Reddit, what is the most powerful image you have ever seen? by tokerjoker11in AskReddit

[–]Lambsauce 5 points6 points ago

Shut the fuck up. Just shut up. I'm a woman, I was raped once, do I think men are evil? No. Men are not animals any more than women are animals. And no, gang rape is not "ordinary." And people like you who generalize like that make me sick.

Replace the word "men" in your comment with "black people." You sound like a racist pig, don't you? Yeah.

Reddit, what is the most powerful image you have ever seen? by tokerjoker11in AskReddit

[–]Lambsauce 1 point2 points ago

I'm terrified of men with goatees now.

And the style of shirt I was wearing that night.

My friend was kept up by neighbours last night by melanieritchiein pics

[–]Lambsauce 1 point2 points ago

Admit it, the censored tab is porn

a well known fact. by marpliesin 4chan

[–]Lambsauce 125 points126 points ago

They would probably be a vegetable

slept through my final exam. emailed my professor about it. got this back. by redhotfirecrotchin funny

[–]Lambsauce 2 points3 points ago

Canada reporting in, I had multiple choice tests in nearly all my classes first and second years of university, and a couple in third year.

When a first-year biology class has 1400 people in it, the professor usually prefers having a machine do the grading.

What is your "never again" brand, item, store, or restaurant ? by radbrad7in AskReddit

[–]Lambsauce 0 points1 point ago

I'm an erotica author, and PayPal has my distributors by the balls (except, of course, Amazon). PayPal is also extremely puritanical. A few months ago they blew up this shitstorm over selling THE EVIL PORNS, resulting in one of my distributors pulling the plug on all its indie authors, great swooping content bans, and repeated kicks to the wallet.

Oh, and they blamed all this on the credit card companies who were "forcing" them to do that. Except Visa and MasterCard both released statements saying they had nothing to do with it. Woopsie!

What is your "never again" brand, item, store, or restaurant ? by radbrad7in AskReddit

[–]Lambsauce 1 point2 points ago

"Ribbed for her pleasure! :D" is one of the biggest lies in the condom industry.

What is your "never again" brand, item, store, or restaurant ? by radbrad7in AskReddit

[–]Lambsauce 0 points1 point ago

I now know how to punish my kids. Thank you.

How Canadians are viewed in Japan... Not far off... by SpottedMein canada

[–]Lambsauce 32 points33 points ago

A few days ago, someone on reddit posted a comic of his adventures as a teacher in Japan... one of the observations he made was that in kids' books, Japanese people always look happy and friendly whilst white people look downright evil. This picture was provided as an example, too. I wish I could find it again :(

Went to grill for the first time in a few months by GoBlueAnnArborin funny

[–]Lambsauce 63 points64 points ago

Next time instead of "Your point is valid," say "You fucking idiot."

Hope that helps!

Caught this on the news. by SpiralSoulin funny

[–]Lambsauce 1 point2 points ago

Thanks, I'm going to be reading Cake Wrecks for the next three hours now.

What hard truth does Reddit need to hear? by TheJungleVIPin AskReddit

[–]Lambsauce 7 points8 points ago

Oh neat, I didn't know you could do that. It'd be nice if that could stop some of the comments.

Today I witnessed a young man get rejected by his parents in public for being gay. What's the saddest thing you've witnessed happen to someone else in public? by Pixshelin AskReddit

[–]Lambsauce 2 points3 points ago

I wouldn't confront her, personally. More likely than not it'd just lead to more beatings for the kid "embarrassing her". Police involvement is really the only chance of changing the situation.

What hard truth does Reddit need to hear? by TheJungleVIPin AskReddit

[–]Lambsauce -1 points0 points ago

I give people random tags based on a single comment of theirs all the damn time and completely forget why within the hour. (I don't inform people when I'm tagging them, though. I could be tagging you right now and you'll never know!)

Today I witnessed a young man get rejected by his parents in public for being gay. What's the saddest thing you've witnessed happen to someone else in public? by Pixshelin AskReddit

[–]Lambsauce 5 points6 points ago

I've been that girl, and my humiliation wasn't even as public. I keep my singing to the shower now.

Today I witnessed a young man get rejected by his parents in public for being gay. What's the saddest thing you've witnessed happen to someone else in public? by Pixshelin AskReddit

[–]Lambsauce 325 points326 points ago

And she never sang again.

Michael Rafferty found guilty by HabsJDin canada

[–]Lambsauce 1 point2 points ago

I'm not saying there were no signs at all, just that there probably weren't any that the community would pick up on. Admittedly I don't know a ton about the case but I'm guessing she didn't go around advertising that.

Also, that's extremely fucked up and I feel a little sick now

meanwhile in Ontario.... by MrFlaggin canada

[–]Lambsauce 0 points1 point ago

Yay! Trilliums are my favourite flower, and they're out for such a short time. Time for my annual trip outside.

Michael Rafferty found guilty by HabsJDin canada

[–]Lambsauce 3 points4 points ago

How -in a small town -did these people not stand out like sore thumbs/become pariahs?

Likely there was nothing outwardly strange about them. McClintic had a long history of criminal activity, so she might have been a little "weird," but you hear stories all the time about serial killers who seemed perfectly normal, even charming, to the community.

What were belly buttons like before humans knew to cut and tie off the umbilical cord? by JewbagXin askscience

[–]Lambsauce 4 points5 points ago

I don't believe there are nerves in the umbilical cord, so there wouldn't be any pain.

The placenta is derived from embryonic tissue, and the cord forms before nervous system development, IIRC - I may be wrong here, but there definitely are no nerves in there.

First thing you learned NOT to do on the internet? by artgamesin AskReddit

[–]Lambsauce 0 points1 point ago

Remember AltaVista? And Babelfish, undeniably the best name for an online translator ever?

First thing you learned NOT to do on the internet? by artgamesin AskReddit

[–]Lambsauce 0 points1 point ago

At least you were doing something kind of productive! Age 11-14 I was obsessed with Neopets. Obsessed.

9% of Canadians Have No Friends: Ipsos by kamikazetoyotain canada

[–]Lambsauce 0 points1 point ago

Self employed!

9% of Canadians Have No Friends: Ipsos by kamikazetoyotain canada

[–]Lambsauce 5 points6 points ago

I gave up trying after a while. Chat rooms are good enough...

9% of Canadians Have No Friends: Ipsos by kamikazetoyotain canada

[–]Lambsauce 46 points47 points ago

everyone maintains at least a few superficial friendships

No... not everyone. :(

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