What happens when a guy doesn't masturbate for weeks or months?

arrational · 4 days

good girl

throwaway90011 · 4 days

that dude makes me feel pretty damn good about my size.

ferio252 · 5 days

this is boss

NeuroticsNotebook · 6 days

not necessarily, one of my managers has 4 naked women blended in to her sleeve tattoos, and all she is required to do is put a band-aid over their tits when the store is open.

itzzger · 6 days

no problem, working as a vet assistance has its perks :)

Pniseatingcephalopod · 6 days

I dream about shit like this, its my only recurring lucid nightmare

Tmeesseman · 7 days

but what use does a vagina have for deodorant? is it assisting its cousins in the north?

itzzger · 7 days

nah, no cat disease. it appears he swallows his food too quickly, this is a common occurrence.

Since it's spring, while they groom themselves they are going to pick up more of their own hair, so they are more likely to get hairballs.

The hair build-up in their system can cause vomiting, as the hair will not pass their stomachs.

itzzger · 7 days

he eats wet food, yes?

itzzger · 7 days

i am a real life bubbles. The actor who plays bubbles has the same name as me, and it apparently translates to having the same love for those fuckin kittys. doe eyed mother fuckers.

itzzger · 7 days

has it just eaten? a cat that vomits often is a clear sign it eats too quickly. an easy fix to this is feed it in smaller portions more often.

fuck, cats are a pain in the ass, and i love them more than i love a lot of people.

itzzger · 7 days

This is probably true. I don't own 2 cats; 2 cats own me.

Kennori · 7 days

I commented else where in this ama, hope you saw it.

itzzger · 7 days

its either asleep on his head, or it really loves him. my guess is a bit of both.

therealdohr · 7 days

I would cry if I had to give away that much bacon

Kennori · 8 days

/r/loseit man, it helped me so much

I was 500 at age 22. I'm now 350 at age 24, and steadily dropping.

Kennori · 8 days

Do you want to lose it?

ArmoredCavalry · 8 days

DAMN I WANT JUST CAUSE 2 WHEN WILL THE SITE WORK AGAIN

Jwest1559 · 8 days

Must be hard for you youngin's who can't quite control the munchies. im at a solid [6] and to be honest i would stop at 1 or maybe 2.

not saying I'm special or anything, back in the day I'm sure I would have ate a ton of them.

holy shit im growing up what the hell.

happenedtome5 · 18 days

whiskey. and lots of it.

Katzmcgee · 19 days

no sir, im in one of the 7 stores in Ontario.

Katzmcgee · 19 days

ook, so maybe the package says 22.6 kg's, wanna fight about it?

Katzmcgee · 19 days

its because it knows its going to be holding at least 50 lbs of frame for the rest of its life.

I am well aware that the top of the image says 2.6 kg, but that is wrong. We sell these frame hooks at work, and anything with 2 nails is at least 50 lbs or above. they go up to 200lbs

the company is called OOK

Littlefuckingmermaid · 19 days

I have a bowl on my desk that would scare the crap out of you

digdugg25 · 20 days

zero fucks will be given here

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