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She likes to lick the tub after showers. by goldenwormin aww

[–]KingSizedOstrich 0 points1 point ago

Creeper Cat.

While you enjoy error 37 some of us will be enjoying.. by Brotherhood0fTheWolfin gaming

[–]KingSizedOstrich 0 points1 point ago

Isn't the same without Remedy. You can really tell how much better Sam Lake is at writing.

My 7 year old son told me (a single father) that he wants to be a girl and that he's always felt this way. Is he transgender? What should I do? by confusedfather28in AskReddit

[–]KingSizedOstrich -1 points0 points ago

Buy him a Hulk Hogan poster and a membership to the N.W.O

My girlfriend just said this. I think she's a keeper. by face1138in AdviceAnimals

[–]KingSizedOstrich -1 points0 points ago

Have a girlfriend?

HAVE A DOWNVOTE.

Retina Ready : Alien Blue for iPad 2.0.1 is now available. by alien-blue-hdin AlienBlue

[–]KingSizedOstrich 1 point2 points ago

It's...it's beautiful.

Crashing. Literally. I never got to know what happened. by Pestilence86in battlefield3

[–]KingSizedOstrich 0 points1 point ago

Inception.

First date after being friendzoned before, trying to test it out... TIPS? by OuttaFriendzonein dating_advice

[–]KingSizedOstrich 1 point2 points ago

Touch her shoulder.

19[M] Been on two dates, trying to avoid the friendzone. by throwitawaynaoooin dating_advice

[–]KingSizedOstrich 0 points1 point ago

Being asked to see The Phantom Menace / Jar Jar Binks in 3D isn't a date. It's torture.

hot coworker has a bf, how do i do this? by hotcoworkerhelpin dating_advice

[–]KingSizedOstrich 0 points1 point ago

Oh, no. My response wasn't brought on by anything that has happened to me.

I upgraded my Macbook by SenenCitoin pics

[–]KingSizedOstrich 1 point2 points ago

You're very naive if you think this isn't the norm in the tech industry. But you want cheap products right?

My friend made Samus' ship out of beads by Waezelin gaming

[–]KingSizedOstrich 0 points1 point ago

BEES?

hot coworker has a bf, how do i do this? by hotcoworkerhelpin dating_advice

[–]KingSizedOstrich 4 points5 points ago

We got a bad-ass over here.

hot coworker has a bf, how do i do this? by hotcoworkerhelpin dating_advice

[–]KingSizedOstrich 6 points7 points ago

It might save you a broken nose or a terrible reputation. You're welcome.

hot coworker has a bf, how do i do this? by hotcoworkerhelpin dating_advice

[–]KingSizedOstrich 17 points18 points ago

What an asshole. Get bent.

I’m Woody Harrelson, AMA by iamwoodyharrelsonin IAmA

[–]KingSizedOstrich 1 point2 points ago

Woody Harrelson killed my father.

What's something awful you wish would happen? by Brancherin AskReddit

[–]KingSizedOstrich 0 points1 point ago

I want Mass Effect 3 to suck, just to see the fall out on the Internet.

Although at the same time, I really want it to be brilliant, but those leaked spoilers kinda make it sound awful.

Persistence like this isn't attractive, it's just kind of scary. by vvithoutin OkCupid

[–]KingSizedOstrich 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

How do I let a guy know I am unavailable without making things messy? by Aleehaandraain dating_advice

[–]KingSizedOstrich 3 points4 points ago

"Sorry, I just wanted to let you know that I have a boyfriend. I'd like to get to know you as a friend but I thought I'd give you a heads up to eliminate any chance of leading you on."

French court rules that it's illegally anticompetitive for Google to provide free maps by DrJulianBashirin technology

[–]KingSizedOstrich 1 point2 points ago

You don't think there's not American companies that would love to use this argument against Google and their free maps too? Come on, the French were just the ones whiny enough to take it to the court room.

The truth about Vanilla World of Warcraft by AvronCin gaming

[–]KingSizedOstrich 0 points1 point ago

This is so true!

Black cats have been found to have lower odds of adoption in American shelters compared to other colors. Share their cuteness to battle this! by scimocegardlotsoperiin aww

[–]KingSizedOstrich 1 point2 points ago

This is our almost 5 year old who is now on prescription diet food. o_o

Inviting girl home, how does that work? by asimpleaccountin dating_advice

[–]KingSizedOstrich 0 points1 point ago

The same way magnets do I'd imagine.

Call him out on an offensive FB photo? by jaynoirin dating_advice

[–]KingSizedOstrich 0 points1 point ago

Honestly it sounds like a total non-issue and potential argument bait. It's just a stupid image, right? If it's all in a joking manner and he's not going around laughing at people who have cancer then I struggle to see it being worth bringing up, but that's just me.

She wants to bring a friend by analog001in dating_advice

[–]KingSizedOstrich 0 points1 point ago

I think it will be a little awkward if she sits next to you as well, will she sit across the room or something?

Reddit, how is this German police dog? by cat_is_goodin aww

[–]KingSizedOstrich 1 point2 points ago

Does that dog have handcuffs?

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