Yeah, good luck with that, man. You think the school is going to be all, like, 'Oh wow, dudes! This guy has a great idea that would save us time, energy and probably money in the long run. Let's give him a full time job'?

This would fall into the boat of UCS, and they're not known for logic and efficiency. About a year and a half ago, I know they were developing an iPhone app for this, coupled with access to the Now news stream. I don't know if that ever got off the ground. Probably not. Just so you know they've thought about it and stalled and talked the whole thing into oblivion. Such is the way they love to work. So, let me give you some advice:

Here's your problem: You actually make sense and your product is probably pretty good.

Here's what you gotta do: Get a bunch of your friends who know nothing about apps and stuff and get them to make a bunch of counter-productive suggestions, such as an online sandwich deconstructer. Then, make sure there are loads of really hypothetical questions and highfalutin bullshitty statements that stall the process for months, if not years. That way, once you're actually equipped to get the job done, it'll be so out of date, it's useless. These are the kinds of projects UCS loves!