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Servers down again? (NA server) by hihi44in Diablo

[–]Joshuaxton 13 points14 points ago

"I do. I actually get that reference."

How I feel on Mothers Day by Joshuaxtonin AdviceAnimals

[–]Joshuaxton[S] 0 points1 point ago

Throw in a little self-loathing and we got a deal.

Skeptical dog [FIXED] by SirHotWadin AdviceAnimals

[–]Joshuaxton 1 point2 points ago

wohoho pavlovian reference flying over heads in 3, 2,

Just an observation about the Avengers movie. by Monkthemonkeyin movies

[–]Joshuaxton 0 points1 point ago

Buena Vista currently does not own the rights to spider-man or x-men or the fantastic four, etc. Captain America is played by the same man who played the human torch in F4. So, the universe doesn't really make any sense right now lol

Just an observation about the Avengers movie. by Monkthemonkeyin movies

[–]Joshuaxton 1 point2 points ago

I think maybe, someone in this thread said the other guy was Ian McKellan, who played Magneto! But I am not sure.

Haven't seen a good J Decreux up in a while, so here's one for yah by LemonJewsin AdviceAnimals

[–]Joshuaxton 34 points35 points ago

And I get The Killers! Way to bring it back!

Just an observation about the Avengers movie. by Monkthemonkeyin movies

[–]Joshuaxton 6 points7 points ago

wtf that was Stan Lee, he's in every Marvel movie and made all these super heroes.

The Avengers second post credits scene. by thoradoxin videos

[–]Joshuaxton 0 points1 point ago

That's me :D gtfo my theater lol

The Avengers second post credits scene. by thoradoxin videos

[–]Joshuaxton 55 points56 points ago

I have watched this scene so many times, I just worked every day on the busiest opening weekend ever. Its hard to type because my hands think this keyboard is a broom. I don't want to go to sleep because I'll have nightmares about cups and bags and buckets and boxes and popcorn and candy EVERYWHERE! EVERYWHERE, MAN!

The Avengers TOP EVERYTHING with over 200m!!! by phileoin movies

[–]Joshuaxton 39 points40 points ago

Biggest weekend ever. Worst weekend ever to work at the theater. :(

Going to Australia by [deleted]in funny

[–]Joshuaxton 0 points1 point ago

I believe the replacement phrases I heard on television were "monkey-fighting" and "Monday-to-Friday."

What is the most enraging thing that anyone has ever said to you? by FryLord1336in AskReddit

[–]Joshuaxton 1 point2 points ago

"...we McFucked up a..." FTFY

UPDATE: Prom is coming up...(any last tips for my outfit?) by Limp_Bitmapin malefashionadvice

[–]Joshuaxton 8 points9 points ago

Just to keep up the POWER STANCE

Thoughts on this sweater? by jturkishin malefashionadvice

[–]Joshuaxton 4 points5 points ago*

yeah yeah so is it on clearance for summer i'm guessing? After thinking about it, it isn't actually bad, just didn't go with you other clothes haha

edit: too bad this subreddit just downvotes anything that doesnt look good at first glance and refuses to help people that come to an ADVICE subreddit

Thoughts on this sweater? by jturkishin malefashionadvice

[–]Joshuaxton 4 points5 points ago*

I'm not going to straight-up say it's ugly, that's not helpful. It's unflattering and the color is dull. Also, it's almost summer. So it's safe to say that sweater will get pretty hot.

edit: still sounds harsh :/ okay retry: it kind of just drapes over your body, keep it buttoned and hands not in pockets. It's a creamy color, so it does not work with a dark t-shirt and jeans. brown pants and a shirt (button-up preferably) in a lighter color, like maybe a manly pink. much better. Shouldn't the collar be...down?

last edit: ok i want to see a picture of that

Going to a school banquet, how did I do? by xMGMTin malefashionadvice

[–]Joshuaxton 3 points4 points ago

ohhhhhhhhhhh my god people I said can't be over-dressed lightly because this guy isn't over-dressed going to a banquet in a shirt and tie. I'm not actually serious about tuxes for every occasion. If I wore a tux to a BBQ with my friends, they would get a laugh out of it. But then I would get barbecue sauce all over my tuxedo, so I wouldn't. Now we're fighting I don't want to fight, baby, lets just make up.

Edit: also, I've never used the pick-up line I typed in the comment below. In case you thought I was serious.

Is this ok to wear to senior prom or is it too flamboyant? by CitizenSnippsssin malefashionadvice

[–]Joshuaxton 0 points1 point ago

Works for prom, it'll make you a hit. Outside of prom, the tropics and if it's summer. Or if you're on a boat.

Should I use this tux or can I rent a better one? by legalmumbojumboin malefashionadvice

[–]Joshuaxton 0 points1 point ago

OP, this is why we don't do rental tuxes.

Going to a school banquet, how did I do? by xMGMTin malefashionadvice

[–]Joshuaxton -2 points-1 points ago

I'm disturbed by the down-voting that is based on people's opinions. It's not the karma, but rather the fact that megapurple's voice is now excluded from the DISCUSSION about this outfit.

Going to a school banquet, how did I do? by xMGMTin malefashionadvice

[–]Joshuaxton 4 points5 points ago*

Haha, well I think it depends on the occasion, if you wear a tux to an interview, you'll be showing up your potential employer (bad move).

Also, to look try-hard, you must first: try hard, and second: fail. If you do not fail you look: AWESOME

edit: saved your karma

Going to a school banquet, how did I do? by xMGMTin malefashionadvice

[–]Joshuaxton 15 points16 points ago

THEN: The women approach you: "Why are you in a tux?" At which point you reply, "Why are you still wearing anything?"

Should I use this tux or can I rent a better one? by legalmumbojumboin malefashionadvice

[–]Joshuaxton 0 points1 point ago

Style is personal, while the fit is universal, but I respect your opinion against so much polka-dotting. Myself, I've never tried the dots.

Should I use this tux or can I rent a better one? by legalmumbojumboin malefashionadvice

[–]Joshuaxton 1 point2 points ago

While I don't mind the polka dots, SO much, it's just so matching that it SCREAMS prom haha. A bow tie would be awesome. I wear bow ties.

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