Arrested 05/25/1986, was caught spray painting "God Is Gay" on pickup trucks. Was quoted as saying: "I am not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off homophobes."

palealepizza · 2012-05-25T14:29:11.296028+00:00

Seriously? They're using instagram for mugshots now?

Mattistehwinnar · 2012-05-25T14:14:06.323436+00:00

YOU SAY THAT AS IF YOU NEED A REASON TO PUNCH THE NEAREST EAGLES FAN

Mattistehwinnar · 2012-05-25T14:12:15.437260+00:00

ROSES ARE RED

VIOLETS ARE BLUE

SOMETHING SOMETHING

FUCK THE COWBOYS

Rudenko3 · 2012-05-25T14:07:00.446068+00:00

To be fair, they probably all saw Tom Brady and thought they were watching American Idol

SamReidn · 2012-05-25T12:36:19.681682+00:00

I think saying "owned" it at least a few steps up the evolutionary ladder from pooing while upright.

sweetjamsman · 2012-05-25T12:22:27.067305+00:00

Peanut butter is awesome on a burger, especially with some avocado and jalapeno.

massivecoiler · 2012-05-25T12:08:10.901322+00:00

"DEAD OR UUHLIIIIIIVVVEEEE"

lilbro93 · 2012-05-24T13:14:15.132112-07:00

Now if only they made the movie Scorcher

Sugreev2001 · 2012-05-24T20:01:05.491507+00:00

Mom-hair.

Imani_5 · 2012-05-24T09:19:48.182792-07:00

"Vacay"

It's the verbal equivalent of a duckface.

simmonsconner · 1 day

Her songs are actually quite amusing if you imagine she's singing them to a sandwich.

RobertF23 · 1 day

It's the mom-hair.

adapotata · 1 day

Whoever took this photo needs to lay off the instagram.

girrrrrrr2 · 2 days

By a clown.

nedmanrules · 2 days

So you basically stand around screaming?

girrrrrrr2 · 2 days

What's worse than the holocaust?

Finding half a worm in your apple

siborg51 · 2 days

This got me wondering: what's the terminal velocity of a newborn child?

dickelectricity · 2 days

I dunno, but keep doing it.

cbcfan · 7 days

Friends don't let friends watch Friends

chancemaster · 7 days

Totally on point. I'm telling my one friend he's gonna have to wait 'til I beat it before we party up, because his play style consists of beelining it straight to the objective marker and skipping any and all dialogue/cutscenes. It doesn't jive with my compulsion to uncover every single bit of the map and destroy every single barrel.

DrDragun · 7 days

I know, it's unBEARable

TommyTenToes · 7 days

That seems odd. I have i5-2500K @ 4.3GHz, 8GBDDR3-1333MHz and a Radeon 6950. It was a little "jumpy" in the beginning, thought it was because I had left the "Max FPS" setting on default. Once increasing them everything is smooth.

dubbledutch · 7 days

This thread has been reduced to a shell of its former self

downwithlevers · 8 days

Classy hood ornament

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