TIL: When taught to use money, monkeys will pay for sex

xdetour · 3 months

I wonder how the monkeys would react if they introduce narcotics into the experiment.

LEDeezNutz · 3 months

Clearly some one needs to brush up on his use of The Force.

IamHung · 3 months

I think Bethesda modeled their orcs after this feller.

LB_Stitch · 4 months

My first thought was, "What the fuck do you have against imports "?

xolieo · 4 months

sorta like the SPARTAN program only they don't have fight the Covenant.

IslandsWithVolcanoes · 4 months

You can almost hear them thinking, "soon, mutherfucka, soon ".

MasterBurd · 5 months

Never approach a guard with weapons drawn. It makes them (the guards) nervous. Also, please refrain from attacking the chicken. It makes them (guards and chicken) extremely angry.

bulletm · 5 months

kinda like playing Skyrim.

vandalklown · 5 months

Every puppy needs a little boy to take care of. It teaches them how to be responsible and builds character.

From the look of it, your puppy has gotten the handle on things. The little boy is progressing nicely in his trainings.

reptile0000freak · 5 months

100 in Unarmed Combat, 100 in Dual Wielding and 100 in Sneak. Don't fuck with me.

has97 · 5 months

it's called "Golden Shower " fun if it was with a friend. So yeah...

IamHung · 5 months

I have two bows, "The Knee Capper" and "The Guard Maker"

MonElisa · 6 months

I have the same problem except it has to do we me not able to pull the trigger on a hand gun or rifle. It's very frustrating when you just wannna blow the fucking dude head off.

sandossu · 6 months

Talk to the paw, dawg.

kaidigger · 6 months

yeah, excessive back hair is kinda gross.

tuanster1119 · 6 months

I think Ima make myself a large pot this weekend...haven't had pho in like forever.

IamHung

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