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This is a first for a hotel room by Thekidmagicin WTF

[–]Hesitris 0 points1 point ago

What does OCD have to do with this?

You are given $1 for every person you have had sex with. What would/could you buy? Go! by Macaframain AskReddit

[–]Hesitris 0 points1 point ago

I could buy a two-liter of root beer. Two of them if store-brand.

Player level: The Hulk by Lussosin funny

[–]Hesitris 2 points3 points ago

Her lips weren't green when she was in the pic with the Hulk. That picture was taken before whatever she did with him.

Your eye is oozing... (Prolapsed Iris) by Aithosin WTF

[–]Hesitris 7 points8 points ago

That's not eye juice. That's the iris.

That's muscle.

Best Foalsitter by NerFxDin mylittlepony

[–]Hesitris 5 points6 points ago

I remember exactly what I had for lunch on Wednesday.

But only because it was the exact same thing I've had for lunch every work day for the past several months. I'm a creature of habit.

Redo: My super theory (now in text form) [spoiler] by Ninjatertlin mylittlepony

[–]Hesitris 6 points7 points ago

But then again, in one of her songs, she says, "The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small." That suggests that she was born to a species which is built for parasitism.

To salvage that idea, she very well could have had the same dream that Cadence had when she was little--but her memory of those dreams was twisted by the countless years of parasitism and, well, evil that she has experienced since.

Head Canon reconciliation: Princess Cadence by Dr_Dippyin MLPLounge

[–]Hesitris 0 points1 point ago

So my thinking is she was out patrolling for the "threat" that was made against Canterlot

An alternate idea that popped into my head for that is that, for some reason, she still spends her days in the old castle in the Everfree Forest (you know, where the Elements were found in the S1 opener). I haven't come up with a good reason why yet, though.

Seriously, I Hope we see it again. by Orrmicin mylittlepony

[–]Hesitris 5 points6 points ago

True, but the area in question isn't just one building, it's an entire landscape. Also, the old castle was right in the thick of the forest, not out on the edge of it--this is why it was quite the adventure to get to it, if you'll recall.

The 'barrens', I'll call them, seem to be more like the region Spike visited during Dragon Quest.

Seriously, I Hope we see it again. by Orrmicin mylittlepony

[–]Hesitris 12 points13 points ago

Nope, that was deep within the Everfree Forest.

Very true by SkeebleSharkin mylittlepony

[–]Hesitris 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, it's just the source of the Schadenfreude that's harmful.

Laughting and jumping Pinkie is the best Pinkie (even if she's a hoo-man)! by SparklySnugglyin mylittlepony

[–]Hesitris 2 points3 points ago

For a moment I was trying to figure out what you meant by them lying flat on her chest.

Then I realized you were talking about her cutie mark.

Pinkie's New Friend by ~cipherpie on deviantART by tehcrashxorin mylittlepony

[–]Hesitris 0 points1 point ago

He doesn't always have that ability, though. Answer: He ate a Parasprite just before the events of Mass Attack.

I saw this on Ponibooru, thought it would be nice here as well by MisterMercenaryin mylittlepony

[–]Hesitris 2 points3 points ago

He's really a big softie. He'd be a pushover for her--no special powers needed. All she'd have to do is be her usual nice self and he'd melt like butter.

I saw this on Ponibooru, thought it would be nice here as well by MisterMercenaryin mylittlepony

[–]Hesitris 1 point2 points ago

That would be ol' Frank Fontaine. He'd be able to wreak some pretty havoc while his ADAM lasted him, but he wouldn't be able to replenish--unless he found some way of turning fillies into Little Sisters, of course..

Something that's always bothered me about Octavia by anon2lolin mylittlepony

[–]Hesitris 4 points5 points ago

Perhaps the double bass/cello isn't the only thing she can play. In fact, my headcanon for her is that her talent is to play virtually any instrument with fantastic skill--this would, of course, include instruments that play in the treble clef.

My heartmelting headcanon by loopuleasain mylittlepony

[–]Hesitris 1 point2 points ago

So, if I'm interpreting this correctly, then that would make Trixie either 1000+ years old, or a few months old (maybe a year or two due to the ambiguous timeframe between the opener and Boast Busters).

It seems you guys like this: What is Pinkie showing you? by simbulin mylittlepony

[–]Hesitris 1 point2 points ago

It's Pinkie all the way down!

Official Season 2 Episode 24 Discussion Thread by Pinkie_Piein mylittlepony

[–]Hesitris 0 points1 point ago

-Pinkie Pie has Wolverine hair (i.e, self-repairing)

Considering her personality, I'd definitely have to say she has Deadpool hair.

Is it just me, or does he strike you as the kind of person who'd love these guys? by ThrashWolfin mylittlepony

[–]Hesitris 2 points3 points ago

She's interacted with the iris-out and spoken directly to the audience at the end of the episode a few times in Season 1.

What time period does MLP take place in? by thatdovahkiinyouknowin mylittlepony

[–]Hesitris 0 points1 point ago

There's a trope term called Schizo Tech which applies pretty well here.

What time period does MLP take place in? by thatdovahkiinyouknowin mylittlepony

[–]Hesitris 0 points1 point ago

The link was to a point in the video where one young pony was playing on an arcade system.

Seven Deadly Sins. by Gammaj4in mylittlepony

[–]Hesitris 1 point2 points ago

Trying to stick to actual, canon character traits to justify these. Molestia is purely fanon.

What does Fluttershy do for a Living? by Centrospherein mylittlepony

[–]Hesitris 1 point2 points ago

Why do you think the more dangerous denizens of the Everfree Forest (you know, that little pile of sticks that her house is on the edge of) seldom come to antagonize Ponyville? She's there to (politely) ask them to return to the forest if they ever start wandering out.

My friend decided to do this. I don't really know why. by herabekin mylittlepony

[–]Hesitris 1 point2 points ago

Diamond hounds would be the Jockeys. You're probably right with Spittie Pie, though.

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