My mom is going to piss her pants in the morning...

SarkastikAmbassador · 3 days

Mine is too, because she has multiple sclerosis.

ArtSchouler · 5 days

standard_username · 5 days

That is very interesting. Thanks for answering in detail. :)

xX5x · 5 days

THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!

standard_username · 5 days

Thank you! Can you still use fuel that has varnished to burn things, like as lamp fuel? I'm thinking of the Papa and son travelling around in The Road by Cormack McCarthy......

loki010 · 5 days

Sciencetist.

standard_username · 5 days

What does it mean when something "varnishes?" I tried the google, it didn't help :(

Iamthegoodguy · 5 days

A little girl is born without a mouth. Over time it is discovered that, whenever someone is having some sort of incriminating conversation, the little girl just happens to be there, listening. The townspeople find out that the little girl stores all the conversations in her head and can telepathically play the incriminating conversations back to the guilty party. She uses this skill to blackmail almost everyone in an entire backwoods town in Maine into doing her bidding and eventually people begin holing up in their houses, arming themselves to the teeth and never, ever speaking. That is, until Normal Namey-McFrenchSounding Namerson moves in.....

Dakota Fanning is......Here for the Talking.

loki010 · 5 days

I read somewhere (ok, it was here) that as you grow older, the amount of serotonin your brain can produce in response to cool shit decreases. This was put forward as a possible explanation for why people generally think music from when they were young was "good" and music now "sucks," and explains why there are still mountains of kids who think music now "rocks" (cause their brains have plenty of serotonin still and it's all spewing out their ears when they listen to the Beebs.)

PS - I am not a sciencetist

SCAxman · 5 days

I thought the same thing, except more along the lines of "Hey, this one is actually interesting."

cannedtomatoes · 5 days

My little brother and I figured out that if we both worked together, one of us on the joystick and one of us off to one side of the machine, by combining these two lines of sight to precisely line up the claw with a predetermined "easy to grab" toy, we could always walk away with a prize.

I had so, so, so many shitty stuffed animals on my bed.

WtfWhereAreMyClothes · 6 days

For your consideration, the duckfoot manicure.

cjknjkn · 6 days

I am convinced that every other redditor is ENORMOUS and is dating some sort of dainty little femme that can actually make this move seem somewhat plausible in reality.

If I were actually the jetpack for my husband, we would never get off the fucking ground and probably end up setting the surrounding shrubbery on fire.

mermaidhairnoocares · 8 days

Saran. It's a brand name.

morphex001 · 8 days

I'm from Redneckville, you asshole.

Johnkevi · 9 days

oh god oh god i can't breathe.

Cat flipping turds everywhere.

HxCkid95 · 10 days

Scoreball house rules.

HereForTheTalking · 10 days

Thanks, will give it a try

pokerkidas · 11 days

She described the miniaturists as a mixed bag of "quirky and some very conservative", telling of how one visitor, a Count from the Balkans, attended the show dressed as a vampire.

Things like this make me truly realize how there is an entire world full of strange people I will never meet. Unless, of course, I at some point find myself at the Kensington Dollshouse Festival.

pinkpastry · 11 days

YES THIS IS GIRL

HereForTheTalking · 13 days

You're welcome! I love you!

dudeperson33 · 13 days

I hate the fact that she probably ruined a yellow highlighter unless she wrote the words first in yellow and THEN went over them in red, instead of the other way around.

dislak · 13 days

SCOREBALL

HereForTheTalking · 13 days

Aw yiss, motha. Fuckin. Vonnegut.

HereForTheTalking

TROPHY CASE

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