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Was just playing craps when HOLY FUCKING SHIT! by shinobi8in pics

[–]HERO-SQUAD 1 point2 points ago

All of these comnents saying "it's just a bathing suit, don't get too excited" make me laugh. As a lady, I fail to see the difference of being seen in my bra and panties vs a bikini and how a man may be more excited about one than the other. Please explain this to me... Is it because underwear have a limited intended audience?

So I shaved my dreads today. R.I.P. 2009-2012 by mike1onein pics

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How does it feel? Do you feel free or naked? Do people look at you differently? What made you decide to part with them? Did you weigh the hair? Have you considered giving into to Locks of Love?

Okay. The last question was stupid, but I'm curious! Tell of us of your shavedness.

Have all my NOPES (NSWF/NSFL/fuck.it.you're.going.to.click.anyway) by Pawswordin WTF

[–]HERO-SQUAD 0 points1 point ago

As a lady, I felt a tickle in my phantom penis. D:

What are some boyfriend/girlfriend/relationship hacks? Example from my girlfriend inside. (Potentially NSFW?) by cjknjknin AskReddit

[–]HERO-SQUAD 0 points1 point ago

I wanna be someone's jetpack! But not just any jetpack. A small, sleek, lightweight jetpack.

Dear wonky-eyed redditors, which eye am I supposed to make eye contact with? by donald_quixotein AskReddit

[–]HERO-SQUAD 0 points1 point ago

Someone once told me to look just above the bridge of someone's nose to make them feel ill at ease and give yourself the upperhand in the conversation. This seems to be my default setting when speaking to someone with a wonky eye. I'm so sorry. I've read all of these responses and I'm going to try my best to be more respectful and considerate in the future!

It's 00:05 in Northern Germany, I'm listening to some blues radio station, smoking a cigarette. My dog is snoring. Describe your current setting & include the time! by vivakyussin AskReddit

[–]HERO-SQUAD 1 point2 points ago

00:56 in Eastern United States. I'm laying on a mattress on the floor, listening to a clock tick and trying to take my mind off of things beyond my control. The floor is scattered with the contents of a newly opened box of envelopes, crumpled notebook paper and a small book of stamps is clipped to an ink pen on top of it all.

What is your "never again" brand, item, store, or restaurant ? by radbrad7in AskReddit

[–]HERO-SQUAD 16 points17 points ago

Revlon hair color. It turned my hair into straw, there wasn't enough dye, and the color faded after a few days.it was then that I learned that you get what you pay for. If you only spend $3 to color your hair, it'll look like you spent $3 to color your hair. I no longer take the cheap route for much of anything.

Avengers-themed eyeshadow. These are both pretty and kick-ass! (Makes me wish I didn't wear glasses) by catnikin TwoXChromosomes

[–]HERO-SQUAD 8 points9 points ago

Why wait for the Fourth of July? Memorial Day is around the corner! =P

The Inside of a Human Hand (NSFL) by nicksnarein WTF

[–]HERO-SQUAD 0 points1 point ago

This is actually kind of beautiful. Seeing pictures like these that are not so much gore/violence are just fascinating. Our bodies are so incredibly complex.

Girls should "outgrow" masturbation by genius_waitressin WTF

[–]HERO-SQUAD 4 points5 points ago

Maybe I'll outgrow it... When I'm 90. >_<

I recently found out an efficient way to make gifs from video clips. Here are some of my creations. I am also taking requests for good Seinfeld moments that haven't been gif'd before. by brickmajin seinfeld

[–]HERO-SQUAD 0 points1 point ago

The op delivered! Yay! Now I know I'm being greedy, but if it doesn't already exist, a gif of the knife spinning and coming down at Jerry and he makes an D: face?

You don't gotta...

I recently found out an efficient way to make gifs from video clips. Here are some of my creations. I am also taking requests for good Seinfeld moments that haven't been gif'd before. by brickmajin seinfeld

[–]HERO-SQUAD 0 points1 point ago

Please do one of Kramer at Calvin Klien where he's strutting in his underwear and leaning against the curved wall. The words "his buttocks are sublime" kills me. Same episode with The Ocean perfume.

Parents, do you ever look at your child and just think about how unattractive they are, especially when they are teenagers? by Codadin AskReddit

[–]HERO-SQUAD 1 point2 points ago

I was not a cute teenager. My hair was always greasy, I had mild cystic acne and scars, my nose was too big for my face and my figure was perfectly pear shape. My parents never told me I was pretty, in fact, I remember asking my mom a bunch of annoying kid questions and her responding with "get your beak out of my business." My parents always went on about how beautiful my little sister was/is.

Then, one day, I turned into kind of a babe. I remember the day clearly. A group of Japanese exchange students at my college asked to take a picture with me. They called me a kawaii American. Three of the boys hugged me. XD Silly, but I dunno. It mattered.

I am a black guy with a large penis that's attracted to fat white women. How many redditors are breathing stereotypes? by Dupenin AskReddit

[–]HERO-SQUAD 1 point2 points ago

I also have a BFA.... I feel like we should all meet and have a drink.

I am a black guy with a large penis that's attracted to fat white women. How many redditors are breathing stereotypes? by Dupenin AskReddit

[–]HERO-SQUAD 0 points1 point ago

I recently quit my last job. I was their unofficial IT girl.

What is/are your immediate physical turn-off(s)? by No_disintegrationsin AskReddit

[–]HERO-SQUAD 3 points4 points ago

I love crooked or different teeth so long as they're healthy and clean! I've got one vampire fang. I've always kind of liked it despite the teasing and questions I've faced in regards to it. Once, I dated a guy with one very crooked front tooth and I loved when he smiled. I don't know, it's a human quality I find charming. Don't feel self conscious! Just brush, floss and smile. Confidence is always attractive. =]

What is/are your immediate physical turn-off(s)? by No_disintegrationsin AskReddit

[–]HERO-SQUAD 0 points1 point ago

No chin and/or big adam's apple is really off-putting to me.

Announcement: Ads by Shitty_Watercolourin Shitty_Watercolour

[–]HERO-SQUAD 1 point2 points ago

Would you consider selling some of your paintings to raise money for your noveltyhobby?

Trying out one of the new Sally Hansen Salon Effects kits by RadicalSallyin 2XLookbook

[–]HERO-SQUAD 2 points3 points ago

I love these! Sometimes I buy a box and only use one pack at a time for my toes. I just cut them to size and one package comfortably covers both footsies. =] it lasts much, much longer on your toes than your fingernails.

When did your SO become "The One?" by rorybbellows52in AskReddit

[–]HERO-SQUAD 0 points1 point ago

My impulse response to the original question: Before he cheated on me. Feels bad.

I am a black guy with a large penis that's attracted to fat white women. How many redditors are breathing stereotypes? by Dupenin AskReddit

[–]HERO-SQUAD 2 points3 points ago

You'll be okay if you're in/near/able to move to a larger city.

I am a black guy with a large penis that's attracted to fat white women. How many redditors are breathing stereotypes? by Dupenin AskReddit

[–]HERO-SQUAD 1 point2 points ago

Funny you should ask. I applied at my local coffee shop--if you squint it's a Starbucks-- they told me I was "over qualified" for the position.

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