TIL that, because of the live-action Cat In the Hat, Dr. Seuss's estate has demanded that there can no longer be any live-action Dr. Seuss movies.

Sockmccormick · 1 day

I miss Dr. Seuss, but that's not the shame

It's that corporate knockoffs that soil his name

As kids we enjoyed the antics and prose

Of this whimsical wordsmith who tickled our toes

But the lessons it taught fall on deaf ears

As the people who tell it are now realizing our fears

It's now money and greed that succeed Dr. Seuss,

If he were alive today he'd be tying his noose.

MyKungFuIsGood · 10 days

Fucking idiots don't have a log in queue....

trmason17 · 13 days

Looks like she made her first friend ~5 months ago.

zoink · 14 days

SELL SELL SELL!!!

Positive0 · 18 days

I for one stopped writing after getting some rather harsh criticism a while back on one of my more effort-invested stories. I couldn't really disagree with it; the guy was mostly right. It was rather discouraging though, so now I just come here to browse every once in a while.

benthearthur · 28 days

What happens in the pool stays in the pool.

eoghan1985 · 1 month

The end of Technolyze. So fucked up.

hearafter · 1 month

America has taught me you just need to make sure you kill them so they can't sue you later...

sillysausage69 · 1 month

Enhance.

Veeoh · 1 month

Thought a bottle of purel was lotion. It was used... incorrectly.

bleedingheartsurgery · 1 month

I would focus on teaching problem solving and critical thinking. All of the knowledge mankind has is too much for one person to remember. If the internet is down and technology is destroyed, forget about anything I know being useful. It's not going to do them any good to know how to use an iphone and hand a credit card to a grease covered kid in the McDonald's Drive Thru window.

Gristledorf · 1 month

Thanks! I will write some more when the nightmares come back!

bretstar · 1 month

Goatsea.cx?

oldmonkmgm · 1 month

Should of had a guy explode when lighting a cigarette.

AwesomeMcFunbug · 1 month

Looks like someone swapped Rowen Atkinson's face onto a fashion obsessed preteen.

fugololo · 1 month

IN CHILDUS WE MOLESTUS

darkgump · 1 month

What the fuck is wrong with this investigation? Check Trayvon's knuckles for abrasions, check him for scratches if zimmerman actually fought back, check the sidewalk for a bullet hole if zimmerman executed him while he was on the ground, make zimmerman try to recreate the screams and compare them to the screams on the tape usig fancy overpriced government audio software!!!

MissyPeeStinkbottom · 2 months

99 cent burrito in hotdog bun covered in enough bbq sauce to give the illusion of meat.
Cup ramen dumped out into frying pan after cooking with two eggs for scrambled yaki-soba egg abortion in a pan.
That horrible "5 minute chocolate cake" microwave recipe that you all probably know already.
"Scone Pizza", 2 cups flour, 1/2 cup sugar, egg, salt, pressed thin as pizza crust and cooked on a rotating pizza cooker covered in walnuts and honey
Bunch of ravioli just boiled in a pot with miso and soy sauce for flavoring. I pretended it was american ghetto ramen.
Chicken noodle soup with three tablespoons of sriracha in it for "ultra hot chicken noodle soup". Ate it with lots of bread. Gave me the shits like a backfiring diesel engine.
Meat with sriracha. Just throw any slab of any kind of pork/beef/fish/shrimp/chicken in a frying pan and dump so much sriracha on it you can't taste anymore.

theknightwhosays_nee · 2 months

I once took the blade out of an exacto knife and replaced it with tin foil. I tapped my roommate on the back while he was at his computer and said "Hey watch this!" and stabbed myself in the leg with it while holding a ketchup packet in my fist next to the knife. Turns out my other roommate found and replaced the real blade in the 5 minutes I stepped out of the living room. Blood went everwhere followed by real screaming. Roommate lol'd and went back to gaming.

Browsing_From_Work · 2 months

If I had money for coke parties wtf would I be on reddit for?

alosia · 2 months

That metal bar right there is how I lost my three front teeth a month after getting my braces off. Two of them are caps and one of them is a titanium implant. I hit the bar so hard it left two actual little deposits of calcium "dust" on the metal. Be careful on those. At least pay for the extra fucking padding.

thareaper · 2 months

I'd pay ten cents on the dollar if everyone else did.

yousless · 2 months

Yah this is just like how in Cananda, "Baby Ruth" candy bars are often mispronounced as "Karl Rove", which is why people eat them before sex as a form of contraception.

T0tai · 2 months

It's been baking since the moment you math.

klondon7 · 2 months

Wetbarks

Gristledorf

TROPHY CASE

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