I rebooted my computer because I thought it was frozen, but my wireless mouse just died.

notsurehowtosaythis · 1 month

It's just a fun competition, I don't know why people always complain about it. I would rather get quick scoped than panic knifed, or fm9'd. If you don't like quick scoping, then don't quick scope.

clever__name · 1 month

This comment changed my viewpoint of life.

DJSlambert · 1 month

Big guy here, bought wayfarers a couple days ago, can confirm awesome.

FreshPrinceofNYC · 2 months

Texting is awful in general.

DangerousDetlef · 2 months

You're complicating the formula....I like it.

DangerousDetlef · 2 months

Formula for new sex positions and antics

(State/Country) + (Any Object) = new gross terminology.

Give it a try.

YagerD · 2 months

When my friend did that one to me he did a scribble of the color red + D + it

YagerD · 2 months

...the alien?

GoingCommando · 2 months

What do I say to ask her out? I've literally never gotten this far.

soonersfan · 2 months

Possibly the only 5FDP love I've ever seen on this website.

KrishnaS124 · 2 months

Nick O'malley. My favorite, but I know he isn't the best. I just like his style.

Edit: Arctic Monkeys' bassist.

GoingCommando · 2 months

This is going to sound weird, but I do honestly post really funny and interesting stuff. Maybe she just actually likes it all and doesn't realize it's kinda weird, you know?

Mylesd13 · 2 months

I've come to the conclusion that you're me. 4 years, and a Fender P-bass? Aww yeeeaahh.

penguinrecorder · 2 months

What are you doing?

prose-before-hoes · 2 months

I've seen him live twice. Dear christ you're in for a good show.

GoingCommando · 2 months

I ask myself the same thing, honestly what I've came up with is that not playing well doesn't mean I don't have any fun. I played with some really cool guys today from this thread. I finished 5th or 6th on my team every time, and rarely went positive, but I had an honestly good time. I bet if you came and played with us sometime you would have a good time as well, even not doing well as a player.

GoingCommando · 2 months

g/t? or is it the same as your username?

Chloro · 2 months

Nothing is wrong with it, unless you're a panzy.

indiemike · 3 months

Finally Jim Gaffigan is thrown in with the likes of good comedia-wait is that Dane Cook?

The fuck bro.

bornagainredditor · 3 months

MAGICIAN

bornagainredditor · 3 months

SO THAT'S WHO HAS BEEN EATING ALL MY FROZEN BURRITOS. FUCK YOU OP

bornagainredditor · 3 months

Holy shit. The first couch is my couch. Same pillows and everything.

GoingCommando

TROPHY CASE

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