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I found a fun party to go to on Saturday, but not only do I have to take the metro, I have to transfer! by omgplasticjesusin circlejerkDC

[–]GeyserShitdick 1 point2 points ago

at least you don't have to take the bus. that happened to a (former) friend of mine.

How do we make this subreddit more popular? by lolwut_nowayin AskHistory

[–]GeyserShitdick -1 points0 points ago

go image/meme-only for a month

r/foodporn didn't appreciate this, what do you guys think r/somalia? by marshmallow_chairin circlejerk

[–]GeyserShitdick 6 points7 points ago

proper phrasing would be "what does /r/somalia think?"

PSA: Baby Wipes by shill1in shittingadvice

[–]GeyserShitdick 4 points5 points ago

this is rookie shit

Polandball History of Europe [3936 x 2712] by Parsleymagnetin MapPorn

[–]GeyserShitdick 0 points1 point ago

it's fun

"Very little eggs for such a big bird. Canada must do better." Canadian WWI food production poster, 1916. [1722x2312] by rawveggiesin PropagandaPosters

[–]GeyserShitdick 4 points5 points ago

BRITAIN NEEDS #EGG

Happened to a buddy of mine, he even went out and bought a new shirt and shoes first by anoanoin AdviceAnimals

[–]GeyserShitdick 4 points5 points ago

another thing, you are pumping this non-event with fake details for karma

Happened to a buddy of mine, he even went out and bought a new shirt and shoes first by anoanoin AdviceAnimals

[–]GeyserShitdick 52 points53 points ago

A GIRL DIDN'T WANNA HAVE SEX WITH MY "FRIEND"

WHATTA SCUMBAG STACY AMIRITE?????

Dinner courtesy of my garden. by orobljoein Frugal

[–]GeyserShitdick -4 points-3 points ago

gross

The most disturbing historical photo I have ever come across. It is titled "Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it." It sickens my soul, but it's a historical moment of barbarity that must be seen. Japanese bayonet baby, China, circa 1930's NSFW, NSFL[458x252]. by crashinin HistoryPorn

[–]GeyserShitdick 0 points1 point ago

doggie i got some bad news for you but crimes against humanity happen in basically every war, ever. unit 731 and the holocaust are just industrialized examples. a bayonetted baby isn't all that more terrible than a baby that got blown up by a missile

Actually heard someone say this by barongauchoin AdviceAnimals

[–]GeyserShitdick 0 points1 point ago

AND PROBABLY DOES UNNATURAL HARMFUL DRUGS TOO RIGHT

Blacks lose their majority in DC for first time since 1960s by mic9aelin washingtondc

[–]GeyserShitdick -1 points0 points ago

Wow, 8 upvotes. Pretty sickening.

The US military option for Iran is ‘ready,’ American ambassador to Israel says. by newsensin worldpolitics

[–]GeyserShitdick 0 points1 point ago

I want YOU

to center that second line of text

The girl complaining about her fantastic boobs and ass won't post any pictures by ForceFedSauerkrautin firstworldproblems

[–]GeyserShitdick -6 points-5 points ago

/r/FWP remembered that they're on reddit and started acting like shitheads and demanding to see tits.

Does anyone know the history of this Budweiser sign? by eleventyisanumberin answers

[–]GeyserShitdick 3 points4 points ago

Probably a (forced) play on Copacabana, maybe referring to the bar's name or a local team name or God knows what else.

My guess is that the bar was frequented by teen sensation Corbin Bleu.

WTW (one word) that means 'inextricably linked'? by _refugee_in whatstheword

[–]GeyserShitdick 2 points3 points ago

entangled?

Looks like my friend's Spanish lessons are paying off! by manny786in Minecraft

[–]GeyserShitdick 1 point2 points ago

my friend is racist upvotes to the left

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Get your throwaway accounts ready! Reddit, what racist, misogynistic, and generally insane opinions do you spew and upvote all over this site, but that we're going to list in threads like this once a week to show everyone how shitty we are? (self.circlejerk)

submitted ago by GeyserShitdick to circlejerk

When did the ability to read become commonplace? by puppeteer107in AskHistorians

[–]GeyserShitdick -1 points0 points ago

Q: When did the ability to read become commonplace?

A: Lightbulbs

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Gazed into the abyss and while it didn't gaze back, it reduced my hindsight to 20/150. Now I can't figure out what I should have done to prevent it. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted ago by GeyserShitdick to fifthworldproblems

sure... War is "Glorious", Vietnam 1969[890x610] by jesusandhisbeardin HistoryPorn

[–]GeyserShitdick 0 points1 point ago

I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.

I've seen these in yellow and white. Any ideas? by chukcin whatisthisthing

[–]GeyserShitdick -1 points0 points ago

a crosswalk

Is there a place on the web where I can actually get my pc diagnosed? by yourmonkeywrenchin answers

[–]GeyserShitdick 7 points8 points ago

They usually prefer money.

overstocked on cobblestone, what should I do/build with it? by dark_knight2012in Minecraft

[–]GeyserShitdick -10 points-9 points ago

take two of them and put them up your ass

[Detail] Petrified tree by freder93in Minecraft

[–]GeyserShitdick 15 points16 points ago

incredible. how long did it take you to make this?

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