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"WTF, is that milk?!" by FuckYesMILFsin sex

[–]FuckYesMILFs[S] 1 point2 points ago

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It wasn't witch magic, it was pure psychic power.

But seriously, don't only read the TL;DR, re-read my whole post and comprehend. Or, better yet, I'll just chop it in here.

...while she was on top facing me, she guides my hand up to her nipples and starts squeezing, quite firmly

As in, squeezing my hands with hers. Did that clear up your confusion?

"WTF, is that milk?!" by FuckYesMILFsin sex

[–]FuckYesMILFs[S] 5 points6 points ago

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You're sure milking that one for laughs.

"WTF, is that milk?!" by FuckYesMILFsin sex

[–]FuckYesMILFs[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Quite honestly, I just did not expect it. I knew somewhere in my brain that she did it, but I just never made the connection. As I said, sheer naivete on my part, but we live and we learn.

Guys, what do you prefer: hand jobs or blow jobs? by Pitchin sex

[–]FuckYesMILFs 0 points1 point ago

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I enjoy both. I do tend to cum a little bit faster when it's hand and mouth, as opposed to either hand or mouth by themselves. But then again, as long as my cock is being played with, I'm a happy camper.

"Every time you time you wave that cock at me, I just want to jam my cunt on it!" by FuckYesMILFsin sex

[–]FuckYesMILFs[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Rag sex is truly an awesome thing. But I still remember looking down after trying it for the first time, and wondering what the fuck had happened. It was more than my barely-past-virginity mind could handle.

"Every time you time you wave that cock at me, I just want to jam my cunt on it!" by FuckYesMILFsin sex

[–]FuckYesMILFs[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Really, that one does fall under the 'ridiculous' category in my original post. But that doesn't have to mean it wasn't sexy. Regardless, to each their own.

"Every time you time you wave that cock at me, I just want to jam my cunt on it!" by FuckYesMILFsin sex

[–]FuckYesMILFs[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I have to steal this, because I think it would make my girlfriend laugh. And making a girl laugh while you're inside her is one of the best feelings ever.

Help me cum faster, Sexxit! by FuckYesMILFsin sex

[–]FuckYesMILFs[S] 0 points1 point ago

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There doesn't appear to be any specific thing that will make me blow; last time it was sex, time before it was a handjob, etc. And frankly, no-one's ever blown me to the point of ejaculation.

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[–]FuckYesMILFs[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Of course I masturbate a lot; I'm a dude, with a lot of free time on my hands. I do get the feeling that you're right, however, so I'll quit until I see her again, see if anything changes.

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[–]FuckYesMILFs[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I was always under the impression that anxiety affected erections more than ejaculation? Although I do think you may be on to something there. So basically, chill the fuck out, stop worrying so much, and get on with it?

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[–]FuckYesMILFs[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I don't think that's it, either. I went at least 3 days without before the weekend.

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[–]FuckYesMILFs[S] 2 points3 points ago

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No, I don't take any prescribed meds, and the only other things I do are drink a little, and smoke weed. Admittedly, a fair amount of weed, but that has never been an issue.