AMA request: Someone who was unknowingly put on a porn site by their Ex/SO.

hidalgone · 3 days

That would make him an ephebophile, actually.

MeMarijnsta · 3 months

Not any more :(

queen_frostine · 3 months

FUCK YOU.

queen_frostine · 3 months

SHUT THE FUCK UP. IT'S A FUCKING HANDPRINT. WHOOOOOPTY FUCKING DOO!

Mailman7 · 4 months

In other words: When you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

revbobdobbs · 4 months

Would you mind detailing the street-to-bedroom?

alexmohsin · 4 months

Goddamn, that sounds hot. You ever been caught?

alexmohsin · 4 months

Yep, I'm a part of the 31%. No shame.

... well, okay. Maybe a little shame.

alexmohsin · 4 months

Sssooo... where do you work?

massivejoe · 7 months

Wil Wheaton riding Richard Stallman like a tauntaun.

IAmAnAnonymousCoward · 7 months

Flamelurker :(

kissing-cousin · 7 months

Oh, sorry. I meant to say I was sugar coating my retelling of it.

ThisReallySucks44 · 7 months

So, uh... which site was this?

k05pf · 7 months

Hey, buddy... This is great and all... but it's not Westeros.

abeijopuvyz · 7 months

Old Twizzlers are pretty much interchangeable with carbon nanotubes so this should work.

ftfy

Morningrise · 7 months

Set yourself a limit as to how many you will take at once. My mother started out with 3 cats of her own and 4 fosters (she has a fairly large house). In less than four years, this has ballooned to 5 of her own and 25 fosters.

Even as large as her house is, it smells like cat piss.

xxmattibexx · 8 months

Always be honest.

xxmattibexx · 8 months

I ... don't want to be really committed

Just tell her that. You like the single life. You've been having fun with her as is. As long as you haven't done anything to lead her on, you're not being a dick.

LeFunkwagen · 8 months

Tits.

The_Quiet_Earth · 8 months

Please please! I love alternate-history fiction!!

leemartin · 8 months

HAHAHA. you fucking rule

itimbl · 8 months

ent = tree = marijuana enthusiast

FruitFucker2000

TROPHY CASE

FruitFucker2000

TROPHY CASE

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