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Does not look appetizing. by webby_mc_webbersonin WTF

[–]Froggy_hop 10 points11 points ago

Finntroll's is alright, but if you want a nice family meal, you can't beat Burzum's.

I'm 30 and I still can't watch the scene where the horse sinks into the mud in the Neverending Story. Which movie scene still haunts you from your childhood? by mattygrahamin AskReddit

[–]Froggy_hop -1 points0 points ago

I know it's cliche, and I can't believe no one mentioned it, but that scene at the end of the Titanic where Jack freezes to death and she's like "Jack? Jack? JACK!?" I cried like a little girl.

I'm 30 and I still can't watch the scene where the horse sinks into the mud in the Neverending Story. Which movie scene still haunts you from your childhood? by mattygrahamin AskReddit

[–]Froggy_hop -1 points0 points ago

Came here for this. It scared me so bad I think I cried. But after awhile, we rewatched it so much that that part of the VHS tape got completely worn out. Made it creepier really. It went something like "...And the driver's body... it looked lurrr duuurrrr WURHURHOOHAHA!"

moment of ovulation accidentally photographed during a hysterectomy by nudebeachin WTF

[–]Froggy_hop -3 points-2 points ago

I thought it was "Where's Tom's Fists?"

If I had this when I was a child I'd be a different man today by niicckkTTTin pics

[–]Froggy_hop 22 points23 points ago

"There's a scratch here, I'm gonna have to pay to have it restored. If this was in mint condition it's be worth $75,000. Best I can do is 50 bucks."

If I had this when I was a child I'd be a different man today by niicckkTTTin pics

[–]Froggy_hop 21 points22 points ago

and less fatal.

What's one instance of sexual exploration that you instantly regretted? by InstantPeeRegretin AskReddit

[–]Froggy_hop -1 points0 points ago

With the opposite hand to balance it out?

What's one instance of sexual exploration that you instantly regretted? by InstantPeeRegretin AskReddit

[–]Froggy_hop -1 points0 points ago

Sherry enema.

Although that was more of an alcoholic exploration.

This is not my account. What are the best things you've stumbled across that people have forgotten to log off of? by MyParentsArentHomein AskReddit

[–]Froggy_hop 0 points1 point ago

Not me, but a friend of mine who was an amateur comic. You couldn't leave your phone around him because he would send the most terrible text messages to everyone. One such time, he completely ruined someone's love life. It's not verbatim, I'm paraphrasing, but it went something like this:

Guy-"Hey, can we hang out again tonight?"

Comedian-"I love you like watermelons"

Guy-"lol girl you're a freak but I like it."

Comic-"we can't have sex because my vagina exploded. It looks like a rotten pomegranate."

Guy-"What?"

Comic-"I think I have herpes. Also you are pregnant."

Comic-"Hello? I want to do things to your face. Tonight is fine."

What's the funniest censored-for-tv line from a movie you've heard? by sumshin AskReddit

[–]Froggy_hop -1 points0 points ago

On Much Music in Canada, they took Papa Roach's "Last Resort" and silenced out the word "resort". It was funny because it wasn't a dirty word in the first place, and you could clearly see them say it, AND the video was clearly labeled "Last Resort by Papa Roach". I told my sister, but she didn't believe me.

[NSFW] Holy crap. Why have I never heard about this story before. Terrifying. by TheUKLibertarianin videos

[–]Froggy_hop -1 points0 points ago

Alrighty then. Shoot 'em. See you on the evening news where you're the bad guy, and the group of 5 or 6 cops are the heroes that beat the shit out of the loony who shot at 'em.

[NSFW] Holy crap. Why have I never heard about this story before. Terrifying. by TheUKLibertarianin videos

[–]Froggy_hop -1 points0 points ago

If you can save a guy from muggers, go right ahead. I encourage you save that man from muggers.

Allow me to play devil's advocate. I know that everyone hates cops right now, but most of them are PROFESSIONALS. They get paid for what they do. You wouldn't go up to a surgeon and say "FUCK YOU YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!" and shoot him. a man's life is in the balance in both of these situations. He might be being an asshat, but that doesn't give you the right, knowing no background on the situation, to just come in and start bashing heads.

Video, my friend. Be a witness, not some yahoo who saw an internet video once and based his entire perception on that.

[NSFW] Holy crap. Why have I never heard about this story before. Terrifying. by TheUKLibertarianin videos

[–]Froggy_hop 0 points1 point ago

I posted a comment on the Youtube video, but it'll just get buried and there wasn't enough room to say what needed to be said. It'll probably get buried here too.

Okay, so it's fucked up. I'm not denying that. The way that police beat this man to death and blamed the hospital is just so terrible that it makes me sick in my heart.

BUT

At the end of the video he said that some armed citizen should have shot those cops on sight. Vigilante justice. No trial, just "Fuck you police guys! You're doing a bad on a man!" The information in this video is surely enough to prosecute, and I have faith that the justice system will prevail (at least I hope so, but that's a different topic).

But any armed citizen that was present would not have known what was going on. This man is encouraging people to just mete out their own justice as long as they have a weapon. Cops have to use force all the time, frequently on belligerent people who are threatening and/or violent. That's what their there for, to prevent dangerous people from getting to you. This instance, while terrible, is in the minority. Cops don't always beat the living shit out of someone just because. If you see someone you think is getting unfair treatment, and you have a weapon, For the love of god don't take it into your own hands. Take out your camera/phone and start recording. That is the most effective thing you can do. Some cops are really good people. Some have families.

TL:DR This was bad. It was really really bad, but don't ever EVER use your own brand of justice on the police.

Technically a Threesome....... by loko4mylokoin nsfw_wtf

[–]Froggy_hop 17 points18 points ago

That's because you're only attracted to one of them.

awkward by swridein funny

[–]Froggy_hop 0 points1 point ago

It's only awkward if you make it awkward.

Those are mosquitoes ... imagine if they were aggressive by Saarrexin WTF

[–]Froggy_hop 4 points5 points ago

Male mosquitos don't drink blood. Females are the only ones that do. If you got bit by a mosquito, it was a female.

DAE get too close to the edge sometimes and have a crappy half-orgasm? by hellohaleyin sex

[–]Froggy_hop -1 points0 points ago

All the time. I call it a "norgasm".

After sitting in on poker chat... by ColonelSinin capokerclub

[–]Froggy_hop 4 points5 points ago

Congrats! Your friends are almost real!

This drugstore closed in the 90's and opened their doors yesterday for one last look before selling the space. by eyebrowfetishin pics

[–]Froggy_hop 112 points113 points ago

Were you people even ALIVE in the early '90s? I see a bunch of nostalgia for the heady days of the early '90s when soda was 15 cents. Most of the things here are clearly older than that. MUCH older.

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

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