Hello Mr. Roo

ferretxx · 2012-05-25T02:15:52.793666+00:00

That's a wallaby. But yes, hello.

XxmunkehxX · 2012-05-25T02:12:24.859700+00:00

Yet another Burger King commercial that seems intended to make me never want food again.

forwhyme · 2012-05-25T02:07:18.995671+00:00

If the frequency of your bowel movements isn't causing you distress or discomfort, there's likely no need to fix what isn't broken.

obvioustroll · 2012-05-25T01:53:33.775486+00:00

What goes around, comes around. If only our governments could get along as well as our fishermen and sailors.

zery · 2012-05-25T01:17:02.149947+00:00

I'm with you! The only way to be sure is a Constitutional Amendment.

millions-x · 2012-05-25T01:04:30.971641+00:00

Your bro is pro. Don't ever let him go!

mind-doc · 2012-05-25T01:03:15.158153+00:00

I do hope you work at a gritty machine shop of some sort, and that that's not caked in food or skin flakes or something even less palatable.

xXSnikrzXx · 2012-05-24T23:52:24.110327+00:00

Is carbonation a detriment to body building? If so, that might explain why I plateaued like a lump back when I was actively trying, as I had a 2+ liter/day Mountain Dew habit.

xXSnikrzXx · 2012-05-24T21:10:48.928916+00:00

Oh, right. I thought that was a Monster M-80, which is all sugar (and delicious).

xXSnikrzXx · 2012-05-24T20:49:16.644598+00:00

Perhaps if you're trying to win at Diabetes, then yes,

gonnaburnthem · 2012-05-24T20:02:49.519129+00:00

Pet pet pet pet petpetpet! I like petting.

Try_it · 2012-05-24T19:16:27.970037+00:00

Fat Larry: Photobombing crime scene photos since 1997.

catch153 · 2012-05-24T12:27:08.098345+00:00

I think it's a poorly-worded attempt at suggesting that repainting your house can result in an unsolicited ribbon cutting ceremony.

Suriv_Dnim · 2012-05-24T12:12:32.147755+00:00

Dear Whomever, thank you for burning down that old, underwater, unsellable house, so that on top of the money we made when we sold you the mortgage we knew you wouldn't be able to pay off, the money we made when we sold that mortgage to a sucker who thought we had done due diligence, and the money we made when the credit default swap we took out against the mortgage paid out, we get to collect on the insurance policy.

Signed,

The Bank

snacktimeplease · 2012-05-24T12:08:28.618600+00:00

That is, yes. Maybe I just muddled it up a bit because I'm trying to Brain at 7 in the morning.

abitron · 2012-05-24T11:50:44.339503+00:00

So you grafted his head to an ugly pillow? Bit of overkill, if you ask me.

snacktimeplease · 2012-05-24T04:41:03.753719-07:00

No harm that comes as a direct consequence of knowingly doing evil is ever unjust.

d9-thc · 2012-05-24T03:40:58.223293-07:00

One billion people, and roughly seven of them know how to drive.

grabeh · 2012-05-24T02:58:47.844126-07:00

And are also now blinking manually.

BlueChainsawMan · 1 day

1) Remove birds

2) Replace with starnails

3) Ferocious groin kick

4) Profit

ufoeurope · 3 days

They way it moves, it's clearly a projected image of some sort.

Kandanarne · 3 days

OP gets +50 Man Points (which are redeemable regardless of gender) for manning the fuck up and putting the spider outside despite being deathly afraid of it. You have faced your fear and are better because of it.

redditidditor · 3 days

I never knew photography could be so lucrative.

the_howling_fantods · 4 days

It would be fair to split your connection that way, and leave him no leeway to complain that you're hogging all the bandwidth if you're both limited. The trouble here seems to be getting him to see the logic in that.

Tired_of_this · 4 days

She's just about old enough to drive, too. Just imagine having to share the road with an adult that has little impulse control.

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