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Hello Mr. Roo by ferretxxin aww

[–]FeculentUtopia 1 point2 points ago

That's a wallaby. But yes, hello.

EAT LIKE A SNAKE! by XxmunkehxXin funny

[–]FeculentUtopia 0 points1 point ago

Yet another Burger King commercial that seems intended to make me never want food again.

I only poop about every 3 days. Now that I've looked on here it seems everyone goes about a thousand times a day. Is there something wrong with me? by forwhymein AskReddit

[–]FeculentUtopia 4 points5 points ago

If the frequency of your bowel movements isn't causing you distress or discomfort, there's likely no need to fix what isn't broken.

Iranian sailors chase off pirates attacking U.S. ship by obvioustrollin worldnews

[–]FeculentUtopia 0 points1 point ago

What goes around, comes around. If only our governments could get along as well as our fishermen and sailors.

I still think they should play this in the beginning of every movie at the theater... by zeryin videos

[–]FeculentUtopia 0 points1 point ago

I'm with you! The only way to be sure is a Constitutional Amendment.

Pretending it never happened by millions-xin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]FeculentUtopia 1 point2 points ago

Your bro is pro. Don't ever let him go!

My boss is on vacation and I needed to use his office today, this is what his computer's mouse looked like... by mind-docin WTF

[–]FeculentUtopia 0 points1 point ago

I do hope you work at a gritty machine shop of some sort, and that that's not caked in food or skin flakes or something even less palatable.

Lunch of Champions. by xXSnikrzXxin pics

[–]FeculentUtopia 0 points1 point ago

Is carbonation a detriment to body building? If so, that might explain why I plateaued like a lump back when I was actively trying, as I had a 2+ liter/day Mountain Dew habit.

Lunch of Champions. by xXSnikrzXxin pics

[–]FeculentUtopia 0 points1 point ago

Oh, right. I thought that was a Monster M-80, which is all sugar (and delicious).

Lunch of Champions. by xXSnikrzXxin pics

[–]FeculentUtopia 0 points1 point ago

Perhaps if you're trying to win at Diabetes, then yes,

Hooded Crow (Corvus corone cornix) - [1849 x 1732] by gonnaburnthemin AnimalPorn

[–]FeculentUtopia 0 points1 point ago

Pet pet pet pet petpetpet! I like petting.

TAUGHT THIS FAGET A LESSON by Try_itin spacedicks

[–]FeculentUtopia 2 points3 points ago

Fat Larry: Photobombing crime scene photos since 1997.

Today's Groupon deal: New paint without "feral city aldermen wielding giant scissors"?? by catch153in pics

[–]FeculentUtopia 1 point2 points ago

I think it's a poorly-worded attempt at suggesting that repainting your house can result in an unsolicited ribbon cutting ceremony.

Dear bailiffs, you can now come, take our house and give it to the banks who screwed us. Sincerely yours. by Suriv_Dnimin pics

[–]FeculentUtopia 6 points7 points ago

Dear Whomever, thank you for burning down that old, underwater, unsellable house, so that on top of the money we made when we sold you the mortgage we knew you wouldn't be able to pay off, the money we made when we sold that mortgage to a sucker who thought we had done due diligence, and the money we made when the credit default swap we took out against the mortgage paid out, we get to collect on the insurance policy.

Signed,

The Bank

What's the most quotable (profound/insightful/witty/funny/etc.) thing you've ever said? by snacktimepleasein AskReddit

[–]FeculentUtopia 1 point2 points ago

That is, yes. Maybe I just muddled it up a bit because I'm trying to Brain at 7 in the morning.

He has brought shame upon our family by abitronin aww

[–]FeculentUtopia 0 points1 point ago

So you grafted his head to an ugly pillow? Bit of overkill, if you ask me.

What's the most quotable (profound/insightful/witty/funny/etc.) thing you've ever said? by snacktimepleasein AskReddit

[–]FeculentUtopia 1 point2 points ago

No harm that comes as a direct consequence of knowingly doing evil is ever unjust.

This is what a clusterfuck looks like. by d9-thcin videos

[–]FeculentUtopia 1 point2 points ago

One billion people, and roughly seven of them know how to drive.

I immediately increased my awareness of the hosepipe by grabehin funny

[–]FeculentUtopia 0 points1 point ago

And are also now blinking manually.

You're smuggling what? by BlueChainsawManin WTF

[–]FeculentUtopia 1 point2 points ago

1) Remove birds

2) Replace with starnails

3) Ferocious groin kick

4) Profit

Ufo quadrangle lights over France 2012 by ufoeuropein UFOs

[–]FeculentUtopia -1 points0 points ago

They way it moves, it's clearly a projected image of some sort.

I just had the scariest 30 minutes of my life happen to me, by a spider. What is the scariest moment of your life that no one else would think to be scary? by Kandanarnein AskReddit

[–]FeculentUtopia 5 points6 points ago

OP gets +50 Man Points (which are redeemable regardless of gender) for manning the fuck up and putting the spider outside despite being deathly afraid of it. You have faced your fear and are better because of it.

£151,100 for *a picture of* the Olympic Torch... by redditidditorin funny

[–]FeculentUtopia 0 points1 point ago

I never knew photography could be so lucrative.

Scumbag Housemate - What should I do, reddit? by the_howling_fantodsin AskReddit

[–]FeculentUtopia 1 point2 points ago

It would be fair to split your connection that way, and leave him no leeway to complain that you're hogging all the bandwidth if you're both limited. The trouble here seems to be getting him to see the logic in that.

Who the fuck does this?! by Tired_of_thisin videos

[–]FeculentUtopia 16 points17 points ago

She's just about old enough to drive, too. Just imagine having to share the road with an adult that has little impulse control.

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