He likes me

TerraAustralis · 3 months

Ass is an alternative name for a donkey.

xthe0wl · 3 months

A reference to the Ghostbusters franchise in which when the green light appears that means Ecto-Containment Unit has successfully completed containment.

lmp515k · 3 months

Because of how high it must be.

erfawl · 3 months

Because he stated there are 3 kinds of people but only listed 2!

ExplainsObviousJoke · 3 months

A reference to League of Legends where Cho'Gath has the Gentlemen skin applied.

shadow_2019 · 3 months

Because a PowerBar is brand name for an edible energy bar.

whalehello21 · 3 months

Because the face is unattractive to anyone else.

UmakemewannasayOMG · 3 months

Because the jogger will feel bad about running through someone's Grandma.

NaughtyChips · 3 months

A play on the words, "This is Sparta," from the 2007 movie 300, because the man in the photo looks like Gerard Butler's character King Leonidas.

chomplet · 3 months

Because those Nokia phones are heavy ass bricks.

what_thedouche · 3 months

A reference to the cartoon Flintstones.

ClearlySituational · 3 months

Because Halloween is in October.

truantwave · 3 months

Because the song in the Youtube video linked above is 'Follow U' by Yogi featuring Ayah Marar.

FutonSpecOps · 3 months

Because they're all like the OP.

ipn8bit · 3 months

A reference to the Saturday Night Live skit 'A Night at the Roxbury'.

The scene in question features Will Ferrell, Chris Kattan and Jim Carey. Here is a youtube video.

Edit: Thought it was the movie but as pointed out by preske it is the actual skit on SNL. Thanks, preske :)

Thriftx · 3 months

A reference to the lyrics in Alanis Morissette's song 'Ironic'

AllTheZoltans · 3 months

Because those vampires sparkle in the sun.

ranndocommando · 3 months

Gene Parmesan is a character on Arrested Development who dressed up in costumes and shocked characters of the show when he revealed his true identity.

Example 1 and Example 2

mysteryspot · 3 months

Because his dog doesn't match the carpet color.

IronicThunder · 3 months

Because his username is the same as the subject.

bergenco · 3 months

A reference to the 1987 movie Spaceballs when the character Colonel Sandurz said in reference to combing the desert, ""Are we being too literal?" in which Dark Helmet said, "No you fool, we're following orders. We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it."

Besame-La-Boca · 3 months

A reference to a string of Youtube videos by Blendtec Home where Tom Dickson asks the question and then blends random common items with the blender.

BadEvenForMSPaint · 3 months

He means the vagina.

BadEvenForMSPaint · 3 months

A reference to the character Magnitude from the TV show Community who commonly says, "Pop! Pop!"

Edit: changed 'only says' to 'commonly' since I failed to remember his lines in that episode. Thanks, karstens9.

imawesomeyay · 3 months

Because that's the joke.

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