Oh, Reddit, you're confusing

okgasman · 2 months

"Captain, you can't defeat that iceberg, it's pure energy!"

"But what if I can use that energy against it?

...

Full speed ahead!"

Mr_Explosive · 2 months

I can tell you how it usually ends.

Kim_da · 2 months

RAMIREZ! QUIT WONDERING WHAT WE'RE DOING AT THE BATTLE OF AGINCOURT AND TAKE OUT THOSE ARCHERS!

Mr_Explosive · 2 months

He just got historical up in this.

BetaKeyTakeaway · 2 months

Looks a the russian guy he's about to kill...

"well..."

sunglasses

I guess it suomi

Cyori · 2 months

I knew that Collateral Damage video was just a Chopper Gunner...

Valark · 2 months

I must say the comedic timing of this simple gif is really spot-on.

veryhairypalms · 2 months

The person then puts the mirror to their phone and talks into it. Despite all inquiries they insist that they are talking not to the mirror, but rather to someone who cannot be seen or heard by anyone but the mirror-holder.

xiangK · 2 months

Also people walking home drunk rarely have passengers.

NateTheFate · 2 months

Well let's just hope no-one posts Control of NATO's nuclear missiles [Fixed]

WilCart64 · 2 months

Huh. I did not know that.

Thanks.

loki010 · 2 months

Sounds like a new show...

Flava of Justice

mr_sharkfarts · 3 months

So Salvador Dali walks into a bar...

misterquin · 3 months

The system works.

misterquin · 3 months

It would be their gpa now.

misterquin · 3 months

You think you're smart? You think you're clever? Is that what this is? The masterball is designed for mewtwo. It's the perfect fit. There is no intelligence to be proved by being different from perfect for the sake of being different.

That's it. I'm getting another drink.

m3rkvry · 3 months

My friend was upset that his Japanese girlfriend broke up with him. I said, "Cheer up pal, there's plenty more in the sea."

reddit · 3 months

Now can we finally do something about the Portuguese?

Sidetracking · 3 months

Thanks for the tip!

EveryoneCalmDown · 3 months

It's sort of like when a song decides to have a seizure and an orgasm at the same time,

Mi Lord.

myprecioussmeagol · 3 months

Ah yes, the old Margaret Thatcher/Falklands War theory.

orgynutsack · 4 months

Good.

Now put a j in that Bork and you can get into Iceland.

clandor · 4 months

I believe in Alabama, "family picnic" and "rape" are synonyms.

EveryoneCalmDown

TROPHY CASE

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