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TIL A lady sat on a toilet for two-and-a-half years: 'I felt a strong force holding me down' by fai714in todayilearned

[–]EvelKnievel 2 points3 points ago

Maybe she stocked up on pizza and chips as well, and was just preparing for the release of Diablo III

TIL some of the stones in the pyramids had a strange inscription that said "This Side Up" by throwmeaway76in todayilearned

[–]EvelKnievel 8 points9 points ago

I've read this before, and apparently other stones had a strange inscription that read "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."

Serious Relationship by TheCannonin WTF

I figured this belonged here by Camooin WTF

[–]EvelKnievel 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, let's mock the afflicted. Hilarious.

When people would say "prima donna," I used to think they were saying "pre-Madonna". What words or phrases did you mishear as a kid? by meatwad75892in AskReddit

[–]EvelKnievel 3 points4 points ago

What you hear is what he actually says (or close enough, anyway). The slang word "lick", as in to beat, and "bum bum" as in butt. It's (probably) Snow using Jamaican parlance to warn the rat that he's gonna get a beating from Snow.

No one will see it coming... by Antijein AdviceAnimals

[–]EvelKnievel 21 points22 points ago

Anyone seen this one?

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Every month, my (ex-nun) grandmother sends me clippings like this by whollyhempin atheism

[–]EvelKnievel 1 point2 points ago

<Dennis Miller Mode>
Yeah, I went to confessional the other day and I said 'you first.'
</Dennis Miller Mode>
Now I don't want to get off on a rant here, but OP's grandma is awesome. But that's my opinion. I could be wrong.

[SPOILER ALERT] by kenisaimin funny

[–]EvelKnievel 1 point2 points ago

Leave Kid Rock alone!

TIL bears plug their anuses during "hibernation". by Sandinisterin todayilearned

[–]EvelKnievel 2 points3 points ago

Good lordy, an article about Bears and buttplugs? I thought I had left reddit and accidentally brought up one of my old bookmarks, but was surprised at the absence of leather outfits.

Is "Move to Canada" a viable fix for frustration with American politics? Are politicians decidedly less corrupt up there? by neg8ivezeroin AskReddit

[–]EvelKnievel 89 points90 points ago

Is Saskatchewan the Zoidberg of Canada or something?

Double Standards Rage by SeniorTinyMarblesin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]EvelKnievel 19 points20 points ago

You forget the lessons from the immortal Jim Jeffries: "Being a slut is easy, being a stud is hard." No double standard there.

I...don't remember that episode. by Maxamillionairein WTF

[–]EvelKnievel 1 point2 points ago

In a similar vein, does anyone remember this episode of Saved by The Bell?

TIL the voice actors for the cartoon "Spongebob" have done dubbing over scenes from classic films, like 1942s "Casablanca." by Morphenomenalin todayilearned

[–]EvelKnievel 13 points14 points ago

Any chance of you divulging some of the advices about pursuing a career in voice over?

TIL Johnny Ramone was a life-long Republican who thought Reagan was the greatest president in his lifetime. by Yeeaaaarrrghin todayilearned

[–]EvelKnievel 0 points1 point ago

If I may put in an interesting fact as an aside, Brian May, the only man who can look both Eddie Van Halen and Albert Einstein in the eye and ask "why haven't you done more with your life?", is a lifelong Conservative party voter in the UK.
I'm not dyed-in-the-wool anything political, just think it's something others may find interesting.

Well, shit. by ButtTrumpetin aww

[–]EvelKnievel 0 points1 point ago

Richard Gere: Well, hello... do ya come here often?

TIL that if Wayne Gretzky had never taken a single shot in his career, he would still be the all time points leader. In other words he had more assists than anybody has ever had goals and assists. by abcunninin todayilearned

[–]EvelKnievel 0 points1 point ago

Little known fact about the great one: his wife was a very famous actress back in her day, appearing in everything from a Police Academy sequel to Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher" video.

Poooooooooo by okneilin WTF

[–]EvelKnievel 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Don't you know it's never the victim's fault!!!

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