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Warning to you gamers who get GameInformer through Gamestop's PowerUp program! Things are changing and we've been instructed not to tell you unless you ask! by GameStoppopotamusin gaming

[–]Enzcat -1 points0 points ago

Don't get me wrong... I respect the men and women of the armed forces. But I don't support or respect what you do, I'm sorry.

Would this be considered bad parenting? by sethanoldin funny

[–]Enzcat 1 point2 points ago

Kid "Dad! Look it's Navi!" Dad "Yeah... neat son."

Perfection in pink by supremeideologyin nsfw

[–]Enzcat 9 points10 points ago

I think it's because Reddit is FULL of the latter.

Single ladies, what places do you go to when you're interested in finding a potential other? by curiousManWithQin AskReddit

[–]Enzcat 0 points1 point ago

LOL thanks for deleting your posts and welcome to the internet.

So my roommate and I just got 924 eggs for free. by flinters17in funny

[–]Enzcat 0 points1 point ago

I hope you guys do decide to drop these by a soup kitchen or a homeless shelter before they go bad. I'll be the first person to admit that I can be pretty coldhearted, but even I see this as a prime opportunity to help those that may be hungry or in a time of need. Regardless of your decision, thanks for the funny post.

Single ladies, what places do you go to when you're interested in finding a potential other? by curiousManWithQin AskReddit

[–]Enzcat -1 points0 points ago

Lol I'm definitely not mad, I was saying thanks for having no life and enough time to correct every typo on the internet. Al Gore thanks you. Excelsior!!!

Single ladies, what places do you go to when you're interested in finding a potential other? by curiousManWithQin AskReddit

[–]Enzcat -1 points0 points ago

Rawrrrrrr the internet police! Thanks for the spell checks it's truly appreciated. If only my cellphones spellchecker and word predictor were as throughout ;). Glad to see someone with enough time to correct everything they read. Good times.

Single ladies, what places do you go to when you're interested in finding a potential other? by curiousManWithQin AskReddit

[–]Enzcat -2 points-1 points ago

Firstly... I'm glad that your user name is fitting. Second, I'm glad to have struck a nerve with my post, enough so to solicit such a cunty response. Thirdly, I'm in a very happy relationship and have been for years so instead of wasting our time in Farmers Markets being lonely and pathetic we generally spend it together laughing at saps such as yourself. Anyways... have a fun Saturday.

Single ladies, what places do you go to when you're interested in finding a potential other? by curiousManWithQin AskReddit

[–]Enzcat -2 points-1 points ago*

You're strategy on meeting hipster douchebags and possibly gay men seems flawless. Kudos.

Reddit, what is your craziest story from college? [NSFW] by Dracoflame14in AskReddit

[–]Enzcat 182 points183 points ago

"At this point in the story I should now mention I'm packing a full lip of Grizzly Wintergreen...it's gross, I know, but I'm Southern and stressed out at the time so fuck you."

Pure fucking gold

Our neighbor's dog, they never pay any attention to him, so I go out everyday to give him treats and pet him over the fence. He LOVES it by kaylamalarkyin pics

[–]Enzcat 0 points1 point ago

He seems truly happy to have met your acquaintance. He's got a pretty cute mug too, I can see why you spoil him.

My dad Got an xbox 360 for Xmas with one game: mw3. He called me and asked to recommend him some better games. I'm taking these to him today by seluruin gaming

[–]Enzcat 0 points1 point ago

My father got a 360 about a year ago and the guy has been plain obsessed with Red Dead. He really got into LA Noire as well which is funny since he is a retired cop (retire from being a cop just to play a video game where you're a cop).

The world needs more churches like this. [fixed] by medmanschultzyin atheism

[–]Enzcat 5 points6 points ago

They should turn this into a shelter for victims of sexual abuse...

I've got Bell's Palsy. If you can't laugh at yourself, life's gonna seem a whole lot longer than you like. by aimslyin pics

[–]Enzcat 0 points1 point ago

As a gentleman of non ill repute I'd simply like to state. I'd hit that. Cheerio

A second chance by Spetsnaztyin aww

[–]Enzcat 15 points16 points ago

Since their inception, landmines have given a grand total of zero fucks.

A second chance by Spetsnaztyin aww

[–]Enzcat 2 points3 points ago

What a truly touching picture. The guy with the prosthetic leg looks sooo happy to be helping. This totally made my day and temporarily restored my faith in humanity.

911 tapes released in Trayvon Martin homicide investigation: "The most shocking thing to me is you hear a shot, a warning shot. Then you hear a 17-year-old boy begging for his life, and then you hear another shot," by CountNoAccountin politics

[–]Enzcat 2 points3 points ago

How can something be considered self defense without equal opposing force? The kid was packin an Ice Tea and some Skittles... hard to kill a man with that... unless they are diabetic. Had this kid had a gun I might have some sympathy for Zimmerman, however after hearing the 911 calls I hope this guy fry's in the chair, OR someone shoots him I personally don't care.

Batman birthday party, Mom made capes 1991 by chestercopperpotsin funny

[–]Enzcat 3 points4 points ago

I'm so high this picture makes me wish time travel were possible... it also makes me wish I had this redditors address in 1991.

How I feel when I get a day off by brillo90in funny

[–]Enzcat -1 points0 points ago

I smoked a bowl waiting for this to land on a decision. It never stopped... it.never.stopped.

Our Labrador has terminal cancer, we got her a gift... by LorienDarkin aww

[–]Enzcat 8 points9 points ago

Some people comments are pretty fucked up.

That being said.. I think it's great you are getting your dog a new friend. I have a Jack Russell that was having a hard time getting around cause she's a little chubby, I got a Boston Terrier to be her friend/playmate they have been inseparable ever since. Hopefully your dogs enjoys however long she has on this earth with you and her new buddy.

So many rage quits... by FuzzyIndianBoyin gaming

[–]Enzcat -1 points0 points ago

We... meet again level 2. For real though... FUCK that game. Shit was impossible.

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