My hubby doesn't wanna do me anymore :(. Would you do me?

Emiller901 · 22 days

Like I was angry with you, yes.

Jon_Galt · 25 days

If at some point while the motor was on, and that seat decided to give way... that person is gonna have a bad time.

drunkdetective · 1 month

You're the one who allowed it.

kazin420 · 1 month

Ah... Brown Badge of Courage.

kitkong · 1 month

Your end is nigh.

molonym2 · 1 month

The word for that orange dust is called "cheetle."

rahul777777 · 2 months

http://fapdu.com/eva-angelina-loves-black-cock

Sauce.

kmn086 · 2 months

I'd be happy to play with you! I'm much like you; I've only recently gotten back into Yu-Gi-Oh! and I quit around Invasion of Chaos or Pharaoh's Servant.

Add me and I'd be happy to play.

sloanbone · 2 months

Magnificent work there, sir. What was your weight in the first picture? Second?

Noble69 · 2 months

*heads off to patent office

gsperfection · 2 months

I know that feel, bro.

This situation happened to me in nearly the same manner. College freshman me and several others walking to next classes, and rain begins to fall. Solid 10/10 next to me starts using her bag to cover her head, and I pull out an umbrella and offer it to her.

She says "Aw, thanks! We can share!"

My response? Oh, nah. that's okay! Have a great day! walks into next building where my class really is

I sit down in class and the moment of realization occurs.

I am a SAP.

yoyosaresoindie · 2 months

Canadians.

Luigi1589 · 3 months

I hate your mom.

Emiller901 · 3 months

Yes.

NapoleonBonerparts · 3 months

I find your good sportsmanship and behavior outstanding. I love this subreddit.

caramelsutra · 3 months

My thoughts exactly.

Mr-Upvote · 3 months

Kew, kitty-mas.

anyjokewilldo · 3 months

A sincere thanks for your kind encouragement, from one human to another.

QueenMyrrahh · 4 months

ROY G BIV!

groobel · 4 months

Whaaaaat theeeeee fuuuuuuuuck.

blackpanterah · 4 months

First /nosleep story to give me chills in a couple of weeks. Nicely done.

ThirdSpartacus · 4 months

Bartender reporting in!

I've got the drinks covered!

Emiller901

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