I'm a sterile man. What "flaws" do you have that you're grateful for?

SciddlyWuds · 2012-05-24T17:20:02.760881+00:00

Seriously, someone give a hand-joe

Bovice1 · 2012-05-24T05:42:06.553736-07:00

That... fucker

Bovice1 · 2012-05-24T12:30:38.354491+00:00

I found the first 2 seasons to be pretty good. Not mind blowing, but a decent sci-fi show with interesting characters and backstory. Then the network wanted it to be more episodic, so they canned the producer when he resisted and propped up this new guy, who then promptly ran that fucker into the ground. I'm not saying Kevin Sorbo is an actor with a large amount of integrity, but he really should have walked off that set the moment the new script was handed out.

Boonsfarb · 2012-05-24T10:50:28.638802+00:00

Your username is a Tim and Eric reference, how do you not appreciate the surrealism of his post?

IHaveASpoon · 1 day

"And you're as creepy as a Catholic priest dad, get your fucking ear off the door!"

danger_mcboom · 1 day

I used to work for a Point of Sale developer as a sysadmin.

I'm not lying when I say that place and the people working there are POS in more ways than one.

xxneonlove · 1 day

BARN-A-BY JONES!

haavarl · 2 days

I apologize if my shorthand confused you. "Automatic tipping" being the practice of providing a gratuity no matter the level of service, and "bias" being the influencing opinion of those that agree with such a practice.

streetlite · 2 days

Get my ass to Mars, and step on it!

theultimatetk · 2 days

Goosebumps: Escape from Horrorland

Preemptively, fuck you, that mummy chasing you down a tunnel was scary.

xxneonlove · 2 days

You should watch FX's "Archer", your mom sounds like Mallory.

xxneonlove · 2 days

What I want to believe you left on the note:

"Fuck you, I ate your chips!"

haavarl · 2 days

I'm normally against the automatic tipping bias, but that wench really should have left a tenner or something, because that is not OK.

AllyMac- · 5 days

Wow, you fucking suck at submitting.

envyzerg · 5 days

Here, you dropped these: ‽‽

sadz79 · 6 days

Wapow

brosenfeld · 6 days

s'alright

brosenfeld · 6 days

Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' Windows, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about formating harddrives. An' lotsa serial keys on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man.

sumsh · 6 days

Total Recall.

Arnold's having a hard time believing what he's being told, and responds with "bologna" instead of "bullshit" multiple times. Always cracked me up.

sadz79 · 6 days

Riker was pretty proud of his Alaskan heritage, even corrected some dude when he said he was Canadian (Guy was trying to schmooze him, did not go as planned).

Crusher had that crazy Scottish ghost episode (I kinda hate that one).

Picard speaks with derision over the use of red/white/blue on the American flag. It's not in the proper order, unlike the French! (Crazy jingoist. Just kidding, I would make sweet love to his croissants).

raychull17 · 7 days

I mostly listen to Chuck Mangione's Feels So Good.

Well, other stuff too, but mostly that.

bigfatartcat · 7 days

Wait, I'm confused, how much dick are you sucking?

KabukiTsubasa · 7 days

Yeah, I sold phones in retail for 4 years, I'd probably just tell you to eat shit. People that can sell phones don't get fired, too much money to be made.

tppiel · 8 days

I bought SC2 specifically because of my love for old UMS maps. All these tower defense and DOTA games? Fucking old-ass custom maps for SC1. All the press info before release seemed to make the point that Blizzard fucking loves custom maps and would be the beneficial dictator to a whole new generation of master-race map creators.

Guess who turned out to be a tad disappointed?

BlackLabel2021 · 8 days

Sure there's a difference!

The first and major one is the $59.99 price tag. PoE is completely free, with "ethical microtransactions" and server rental to make up the majority of the income.

The second one, would be actual innovation. Nothing I saw in the D3 beta has been anything more than the natural evolution of the genre. Hell, it's worse than D2 in many respects (They call that a skill tree?). Then they make it always online and then fucking bald face lie to us that it's actually for our benefit. Bullshit, if it was, then how come it only seems to benefit the publisher? Want a suggestion? How about the ability to invade other worlds a la Dark Souls? Maybe then I wouldn't feel so belittled, since always online would actually have a point.

PoE, on the other hand, oozes with the stuff. They have the sphere grid system from FFX for it's passive skills, and the materia system from FFVII for it's active skills. I don't know about you, but I and my friends have consistently extolled the virtues of those systems, and have lamented the fact that no other developer has stolen them yet. They also have no currency system. All transactions are completed with item stat boosting items, just like the D2 battle net economy (wts SoJ pst!!!1).

Now, I'm not saying that PoE is the messiah of ARPGs, and I'm not saying that D3 is not a decent dungeon hack. But in my mind, Diablo 3 has not justified it's $59.99 price tag, while PoE has more than justified it's $0 one.

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