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Attractive Guy Girl Advice by awesemoin AdviceAnimals

[–]DontEatMostMeat -2 points-1 points ago

I know it's rough, but imagine being a gay male. Reduce the availability of potential dates to roughly 10%, and make it impossible to tell (in most cases) which people belong to that 10% without possibly insulting them or, in the worst cases, inciting a violent response. Further subtract from that number minors and those, say, over 15-20 years older than you because, let's be honest, huge age gaps rarely work out. Factor in that gay men tend to be some of the most superficial human beings on the planet, and the odds of that cute guy over in the corner of the bar or that sexy coworker wanting anything to do with you are slim to none. And if you aren't into casual sex like myself, might as well fuck off and die!

I don't mean anything against the rest of you, but these thoughts run through my mind all the time. It's tough, but it could be worse.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Two - Behind the scenes. by ImHullyin harrypotter

[–]DontEatMostMeat 0 points1 point ago

I know it's a movie like any other, but it's sort of sad to see how...unmagical the shooting is with the green screens and camera equipment everywhere. I've always known how it's been done, but seeing it on video is a different experience when you've seen these scenes in their final form first.

I want to play a game.. by eizzeeyin funny

[–]DontEatMostMeat 6 points7 points ago

In the land of Reddit, you wouldn't at least guess bacon?

Thoughts on setting up some gaybro penpals? by EMSfan9in gaybros

[–]DontEatMostMeat 1 point2 points ago

Sure, why not?

I want to play a game.. by eizzeeyin funny

[–]DontEatMostMeat 8 points9 points ago

Which do you think is the meat that I would eat?

I want to play a game.. by eizzeeyin funny

[–]DontEatMostMeat 15 points16 points ago

I would gladly play this game with him.

Thoughts on bears/older guys? by edmismylifein gaybros

[–]DontEatMostMeat 2 points3 points ago

I'm 19 and wouldn't seriously date any guy more than 10 years older than I, but some of them in their 30's and early 40's can still be pretty damn sexy. Dean Flynn (NSFW), anyone?

Would you guys date a smoker? by frankcastle13in gaybros

[–]DontEatMostMeat 1 point2 points ago

Came here to say this. I have a few dealbreakers, and tobacco in any form (whether smoked or chewed) is one of them. I know this isn't the case for all smokers, but the ones I've encountered, my father being a huge offender, don't give a shit about second-hand smoke or whom they're exposing it to. Pisses me off to no end.

I don't believe there is a bro out there who could resist a film this cute by systemicein gaybros

[–]DontEatMostMeat 4 points5 points ago

Yeaaah, that was pretty adorable. I'm a sucker for stuff like that, especially short films.

Gay Dating Dealbreakers by robanders8in gaybros

[–]DontEatMostMeat 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, especially because I'd be terrified of him picking apart my vernacular and mannerisms in case he needs to notify me that one of them qualifies as a dealbreaker, thus reducing me to a puddle of self-loathing. :P

Gay Dating Dealbreakers by robanders8in gaybros

[–]DontEatMostMeat 5 points6 points ago

Not bad, but I think his eyebrows would be a little intimidating in person.

Gay Dating Dealbreakers by robanders8in gaybros

[–]DontEatMostMeat 6 points7 points ago

That had to have been my favorite.

Gay Dating Dealbreakers by robanders8in gaybros

[–]DontEatMostMeat 2 points3 points ago

I started this video crossing my fingers and hoping I wasn't guilty of any of the things brought up. Made it unscathed, thankfully, but I have come across a few with other people in the past.

It either doesn't work, or has a muggle detection charm. Either way, I smelt strange that day. by _emordnilaPin harrypotter

[–]DontEatMostMeat 0 points1 point ago

Oh, man, I had a dream about those damn toilets last night. I stepped in and flushed...only to get stuck in the pipes.

The entire Harry Potter series. Illustrated. by necromatedmau5in movies

[–]DontEatMostMeat 0 points1 point ago

This would be awesome if it either stuck to portraying just the movies or only the books, but it's a weird amalgamation that I can't put a stamp of approval on. A for effort, but pick a source material and stick to it!

Any other gaybros not drink alcohol? by Spirit90in gaybros

[–]DontEatMostMeat 1 point2 points ago

I don't drink either...

It always kills what social life I ever happen to gain. :P

I want one too! by SuperJordanin TheLastAirbender

[–]DontEatMostMeat 3 points4 points ago

Damn, I was thinking the same thing.

Official Episode 7 "The Aftermath" Discussion Thread by TheLastAirbender_Modin TheLastAirbender

[–]DontEatMostMeat 13 points14 points ago

Yeah, the Firebenders are too common a factor to be irrelevant...and you can't just attribute that to their personalities. Not all Firebenders lash out and lose their temper. Excited to see what we learn.

Let's update our map in the sidebar. by kilocharleyin gaybros

[–]DontEatMostMeat 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, we already know what all of your usernames look like.

Let's update our map in the sidebar. by kilocharleyin gaybros

[–]DontEatMostMeat 3 points4 points ago

Well, fuck. This is what I get for making myself another minority.

Let's update our map in the sidebar. by kilocharleyin gaybros

[–]DontEatMostMeat 0 points1 point ago

Added myself. Now what do I get?

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