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I heard cats are karma machines, am i doing it right? by Misinformed_userin funny

[–]DiscoMarmalade 10 points11 points ago

Frontpaged.

NEW POLLING: 56% of Americans Want Legal Marijuana by erikNORMLin politics

[–]DiscoMarmalade 27 points28 points ago

virtually everyone who abuses cocaine and heroine begins by forming connections with drug dealers due to the illegality of marijuana.

FTFY

Was that golf ball worth it? by fuzzyferretin WTF

[–]DiscoMarmalade 10 points11 points ago

Protip: rubber bands are much easier to obtain than severed human arms.

Sad sad sad by Beltrans13in Music

[–]DiscoMarmalade 2 points3 points ago

Fuck AIDS.

My senior design report. 436 pages by RimskyKorsakovin EngineeringStudents

[–]DiscoMarmalade 1 point2 points ago

Do you perchance have a video of the robot in question?

DAT FEEL. by RoiManin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]DiscoMarmalade 5 points6 points ago

Wait, did I just read a cat pun?

Meanwhile, in rural Illinois... by aviator2in WTF

[–]DiscoMarmalade 2 points3 points ago

They have internet there?

Found this survivor, this is his road to recovery. Reddit - Meet Lucky! by Phayze87in aww

[–]DiscoMarmalade 18 points19 points ago

WE NEED TO GO DEEPER

Bioshock Movie Teaser Poster by omgimcobein gaming

[–]DiscoMarmalade 38 points39 points ago

You should write more things.

Instead of paying off my student loans, I'm paying for your Viagra prescription... by babyowlzrusin politics

[–]DiscoMarmalade 63 points64 points ago

This is a pretty modest proposal.

What advice can you give to a teenager about to become an adult? by SleepyOtain Frugal

[–]DiscoMarmalade 10 points11 points ago*

I just transferred from CC to a large 4-year university to study engineering. This is what you need to know: the only thing universities care about when you transfer is your GPA. When they take a look at all the applicants the people with the lowest GPAs are the people that get cut. A person with a 3.0 and a ton of extracurriculars will NOT get acceptance over a person with a 3.5 and no extracurriculars. Ever.

Also, college counselors are not like high school counselors; they will not hold your hand and make sure that you will take the right classes. There are hundreds of different universities and it would be impossible for them to be well-versed in the academic programs of every university. DO NOT TRUST WHAT YOUR COUNSELORS SAY. Definitely listen to their advice but take everything they say with a grain of salt. More than once they wanted me to sign up for a class that I knew wouldn't transfer to my intended university.

That means it is up to you to find out what classes you need to take for your degree program at university (many/all have transfer course requirements) so before you even start classes next fall you should have a good idea of what classes you will be taking for the next 2 years. Look up class schedules for majors at universities you are interested in and then sign up for equivalent courses at your community college. All universities have their schedules available online if you look hard enough.

This is what I did and I am now in my junior year at university with 100% of my credits transfered. Good luck :)

edit: clarity

Was watching a random Asian horror film on Netflix when I was mindblown by a familiar face... by superyellowin funny

[–]DiscoMarmalade 24 points25 points ago

I personally thought

Epitaph? Why not eulogy?

was hilarious once I stopped punching myself in the face.

TIL Warren Buffett (ranked world's wealthiest person in 2008) still lives in a 5 bedroom house he bought for $31,500 in 1957. by implicatein todayilearned

[–]DiscoMarmalade 58 points59 points ago

<HTML>

<HEAD>

<META NAME="GENERATOR" CONTENT="Adobe PageMill 2.0 Win">

<TITLE>A Message From Warren E. Buffett</TITLE>

</HEAD>

Adobe Pagemill 2.0 was introduced in early 1997.

Well, they are... by diabolical-sunin funny

[–]DiscoMarmalade 2 points3 points ago

This guy seems legit. We should trust his leadership.

I SAID.....GIVE ME ALL YOUR MARBLES!! by my_milkshakesin funny

[–]DiscoMarmalade 1 point2 points ago

Did you know adult hippos can stay submerged underwater for up to six minutes?

Are you FUCKING KIDDING me? This is REAL. by endscenein videos

[–]DiscoMarmalade 2 points3 points ago

HIS NAME WAS MARCO PAULSON

What I think of every time I use a thermistor by auditoryin EngineeringStudents

[–]DiscoMarmalade 3 points4 points ago

Only if it's married.

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