[NSFW] Sexiest Hula Hoop ever.

pornkid · 2 days

I bet she got a terrible score. Also you have to blow way harder on the cartridge to get it to work

pornkid · 2 days

I was trying to be optomistic, thinking maybe she would do some hooping tricks, but no. Then her boob just hangs out and then I was like, "isn't this why porn exists?" Hooray, another random sexualized girl doing nothing except trying to be sexy. That's never been done, ever.

Avenged_Spence · 2 days

Did you go to the hospital? You feeling better now?

jortbort · 3 days

Holy crap that's crazy! If it was a champion AKC line then I could understand a higher price, but bostons go for 300-700 usually.

jortbort · 4 days

There is no such thing as a teacup Boston. That photo has been shopped, btw. Bostons can range quite a lot in height and weight. My family has been breeding them for years. Depending on the mom and dad that breed, we have had some go to about 28 lbs, and others that are only about 12 lbs. They really shouldn't be advertising them as teacup, but just let the interested buyers know that they will be a smaller dog.

edit: This just helps confirm that. http://www.bostonterrierhub.com/miniature-boston-terrier.html

Andewz111 · 4 days

Gotcha! :)

Andewz111 · 4 days

Yeah, I wasn't referring to it as being farm animal adornment, I'm just saying that is what some people equate it to. I also have nose piercings. It's quite common these days.

lifeoflaura · 5 days

I gotcha! I overlooked the sarcasm, it's been a long week and today is a relaxing day and I guess my brain is also pretty relaxed.

lifeoflaura · 5 days

There are better, and easier alternatives.

737900ER · 5 days

I don't think that most of us think it's gross. I have no problem talking about it to friends or even female acquaintances. And women talk or make jokes about it to me fairly regularly. It's a normal activity for most women… I think, anyways.

737900ER · 5 days

I once dreamt that I gave birth to puppies… ಠ_ಠ

737900ER · 5 days

Stalking your SO's exes on Facebook...

lifeoflaura · 5 days

Drinking a capful of bleach is not going to kill you, it can definitely cause some damage to the esophagus and stomach lining though. Of course you shouldn't drink bleach, but a capful is not enough to really freak out over your life over.

Also I doubt that person passed the test because of drinking the bleach, which is the most unfortunate thing about this post. Someone else will read it and believe that it worked and probably try it themselves when the time comes :/

lifeoflaura · 5 days

Indeed, it can kill you. Although the only cases I've heard of is when they drink it excessively and then try not to pee it out, but I'm sure it's happened under other circumstances. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication

Andewz111 · 5 days

I think that person meant a 'bullring,' referring to a septum ring… which is also an adornment seen in different cultures for many many years.

Andewz111 · 5 days

I haven't traveled or read enough to ascertain an informed opinion about the rest of the world, but it seems like America is frowned upon a lot and it sucks. There are great things about America, I like living here.

My boyfriend and I were actually talking about this the other day and his theory was that things will get better as some of the older generations that are still running things, start to die off. There are shitty things about the younger generation, for sure, but I feel like people are growing to mesh with other cultures and hopefully things continue that way. It can only help.

Andewz111 · 5 days

Culteral intolerance is ruining ~~America~~ the world...

wietszchebored · 5 days

Honestly, if I thought my dog was missing I would melt the world looking for her. She is my best friend.

rayqsmuckles · 5 days

He looks so cute with all that fur. I like his face fur.

InfiniteLiveZ · 5 days

This happened when I tried to help deliver puppies from my uncle's dog. They refused to take her to the vet. She was a small Australian cattle dog that got bred by a much bigger dog. She had 4 large puppies that were being suffocated during birth. It got the point I had to just pull the dead puppies out of her. I heard their necks crack, it was really sad. At least the youngest puppy made it and grew up healthy. I pretty much hated my uncle from that point. I was only still a teenager with no money, otherwise I would have taken her to the vet.

sctyluo · 6 days

Oh GOD, it's AWFUL!

J/k, that is one adorable puppy you've got there.

Snicklefritzfordanny · 6 days

I would bang that man so hard. He is my only celebrity crush… has been since I was little. Which I realize is a little creepsy.

Snicklefritzfordanny · 6 days

John Christopher Depp, born June 9th, 1963. I did not have to google that just now, btw.

Snicklefritzfordanny · 6 days

No, that is most definitely Johnny Depp.

GnarlyThor · 8 days

okay

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