How many of you guys would want to see how your brain looks like, if given the chance to?

nowitbabo · 2012-05-24T20:49:01.286962+00:00

Are you offering free MRIs?

bestfomert · 2012-05-24T20:37:24.527097+00:00

newgirlie · 2012-05-24T20:34:11.522207+00:00

If you plan at some point to duet with him at Carnegie Hall for a living, then you should probably worry about being an inferior player. If he truly loves you though he won't care how well you can play.

KnownCoward · 2012-05-24T19:10:30.494111+00:00

Seems reasonable to me, how else can they have a legal foothold against you if you decide to break their rules?

the-pragmatist · 2012-05-24T18:02:35.160940+00:00

Isn't that some drink that you mix with grain alcohol and grape juice, then run through a kidney?

martyxiii · 2012-05-24T16:28:03.413155+00:00

No, SS is for soul sister... or the Schutzstaffel.

Suzy_Sweetheart · 2012-05-24T08:56:20.342924-07:00

One of my coworkers occasionally plays some Milli Vanilli, I only slightly want to bludgeon him.

monsterjuju · 2012-05-24T15:55:34.656477+00:00

Hatchet
Good, solid knife
Bone saw
First aid kit with bandages, disinfectant spray, antibiotic ointment
Wad of cash
Condoms
A good book
Copies of your important personal IDs
USB flash drive with copies of all your important documents
A lighter or matches
Powerbars or other non-perishable food
Change of clothes

Austinbos · 2012-05-24T15:52:37.701621+00:00

Good luck. Hopefully once you get a short list of ideas from the internet at large, someone there would be able to narrow the search for a possible diagnosis and treatment.

CrossbowMonkey · 2012-05-24T08:51:46.533355-07:00

It's missing your right testicle which you recently removed due to its numerous cancerous cysts.

thjoki · 2012-05-24T15:50:20.339068+00:00

Many Americans eat bread products for breakfast; toast, bagels, cinnamon rolls, English muffins, to name a few.

Austinbos · 2012-05-24T15:48:44.469496+00:00

You could check out JustAnswers, it's a pay service but the people answering are actual veterinarians.

mossner1992 · 2012-05-24T15:41:17.400203+00:00

No, 38.

Trollstank · 2012-05-24T15:40:41.698886+00:00

Almost anything by The Orb that is ambient and without much in the way of lyrics.

TheRealHeroOf · 2012-05-24T08:39:11.853597-07:00

Do this:

[link description goes here](http://urlgoeshere.com)

Get this:

link description goes here

GiveMeBackMySon · 2012-05-24T15:38:00.105624+00:00

If I were to take the Reddit source code and roll my own site, I'd create a more sophisticated algorithm for handling votes.

Part of it would involve tracking a user's vote activity, including votes they receive, and using that to determine whether someone has the privilege to downvote, that privilege determine in part by strikes associated with their account (assuming people don't report them as I'm about to describe).

Assuming they do, a downvote function would then be enabled, but regardless they'd be required to leave some non-bullshit reason for it. Then I personally would review any reports for such reasons, and those who clearly troll with random characters or passages from the Bible or other bullshit will be banned outright. I'd also engage a sophisticated algorithm to identify them in case they try to roll a new account and ban that too, at some random point in the future.

AmericanRover · 2012-05-24T15:23:49.708894+00:00

When I get mail with a postage-paid business reply envelope inside, I remove my personal info and mail it back.

slatsy · 2012-05-24T15:19:10.051273+00:00

___________________________

  Jesus said, 

  "A new command I give you: 

  LOVE ONE ANOTHER."

  - John 13:34

___________________________


____________________

  I'm with stupid.

  <---------------

____________________


___________________________

 WHO GAVE *YOU* PERMISSION

    TO SPEAK FOR GOD ?

     oh, wait, nobody!
___________________________

fishtoe · 2012-05-24T15:14:17.046036+00:00

Neither are optimal, but bad people are far worse because presumably they are cognizant of what they're doing and don't care about the consequences which might negatively impact others.

funeralbastard · 2012-05-24T14:53:39.517803+00:00

First, get paid for the work you've done, then tell them you won't work for them anymore.

AceX5M · 2012-05-24T13:26:04.308718+00:00

I couldn't, because then I'd have to <GASP> talk to PEOPLE.

DmbQstn · 1 day

The fact that you haven't replied to ANY comment here indicates you really don't give a fuck anyway.

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