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I'm not sure if this is allowed... But does anyone want to be keto-buddies? by I_bang_nerdy_boysin keto

[–]DancesWithDownvotes 1 point2 points ago

Hey there, I'm just finishing up Chemo and I officially hit ketosis yesterday. Wanna be my buddy?

Had my left nut removed because of a tumor. this was my get well gift. by Harley297in pics

[–]DancesWithDownvotes 0 points1 point ago

I recently went through the same and am doing chemo. Man, it took me 3 weeks before I was able to walk straight, so you must be healing way better than I did. In any case, good luck man!

Ed Ray, the hero of the 1976 Chowchilla bus kidnapping, just died. For people who don't know, 26 children were captured and buried alive in a trailer. RIP world's best bus driver. by joshsaldanain news

[–]DancesWithDownvotes 1 point2 points ago

Hail to the bus driver.

SKYFALL - First Official Teaser Trailer by But-ThenThatMeansin movies

[–]DancesWithDownvotes 0 points1 point ago

Thanks. The diet will be keto. Back before surgeries and chemo I'd lost a ton of weight over 6 months. I think it was right at 70lbs. I'm looking forward to the excitement of newly loose clothing and spontaneous urges to jog. :D

SKYFALL - First Official Teaser Trailer by But-ThenThatMeansin movies

[–]DancesWithDownvotes 0 points1 point ago

Considering my life currently consists of fast food and video games...I'm ready for something different, I'd only to say I did it and knew what it was like. I've been fat my whole life. I hate it, and I'm tired of hating myself.

SKYFALL - First Official Teaser Trailer by But-ThenThatMeansin movies

[–]DancesWithDownvotes 6 points7 points ago

I see in Craig where I'd like to be in a certain amount of time. I finally finished up chemo and in ready to get on with my life an try to live it better. Gervais is absolutely a reasonable way to judge but why stop there? I don't want to just lose weight. I want to lose weight, and eventually look like a damn beast like Craig does in Casino Royale. Sure itll be hard, but chemo was hard too. I'd rather be exhausted and sore than puking my damn brains out. I only have so many years left to have a body I can be proud of. I know what I want, I see it on Craig. And he's around 20 years older than me. There's no excuse for me not to go for it.

SKYFALL - First Official Teaser Trailer by But-ThenThatMeansin movies

[–]DancesWithDownvotes 6 points7 points ago

The fact remains, it can be done. Might take me longer. Might be harder. But it's still motivation.

SKYFALL - First Official Teaser Trailer by But-ThenThatMeansin movies

[–]DancesWithDownvotes 32 points33 points ago

I'm 26 and Pierce was my first experience with Bond. That endeared me to him. I went into Casino Royale insanely skeptical, and came away with a new favorite. I love Craig's brand of suave and badassery. And look what he did to his body. As an overweight individual I aspire to that. Instant mancrush on my part. I'm so excited for the next movie. And by excited, I may mean throbbing.

Bill Fucking Murray as FDR in Hyde Park On Hudson Trailer by bigdsnutsin movies

[–]DancesWithDownvotes 1 point2 points ago

Gosh, I hope so.

"Diva Dance" from the Fifth Element mimicked perfectly. Thought it was impossible? Here it is: by jNaNa420in videos

[–]DancesWithDownvotes 10 points11 points ago

I wonder if there has ever been a Ruby Rod meme...and if applicable, why the fuck not? Ah well.

If in 3000 years the future civilization could look back at one youtube video, which would you want them to see? by Thedarkfallenonein AskReddit

[–]DancesWithDownvotes 2 points3 points ago

Does anybody know if Lil Jon has seen this, and if so what his reaction was?

When did your SO become "The One?" by rorybbellows52in AskReddit

[–]DancesWithDownvotes 44 points45 points ago

Actually I had surgery to remove a tumor. There was clearly a mass but we weren't sure it was even cancer. I'd have had to lose the testicle either way to be sure that's what it was. And it was cancer. Fuck, if only I could've had it so easy. My bloodwork was even negative for cancer markers even though, as it turns out, it had spread all over my abdomen.

tl;dr Cancer sucks, fuck chemo.

Simon Pegg: An embodiment of my sense of humor. by gmw2222in movies

[–]DancesWithDownvotes 1 point2 points ago

Yeeeah boyyyyyy

Simon Pegg: An embodiment of my sense of humor. by gmw2222in movies

[–]DancesWithDownvotes 8 points9 points ago

Paul, How to Lose Friends And Alienate People, Spaced(tv show)

Simon Pegg: An embodiment of my sense of humor. by gmw2222in movies

[–]DancesWithDownvotes 34 points35 points ago

Get a look at his arrrrse.

My friends dog was nearly beaten to death trying to protect her from someone trying to break into her house last summer. This dog is a true hero. by Gothichuin pics

[–]DancesWithDownvotes 2 points3 points ago

Excellent....mwahahaha

My friends dog was nearly beaten to death trying to protect her from someone trying to break into her house last summer. This dog is a true hero. by Gothichuin pics

[–]DancesWithDownvotes 26 points27 points ago

Well...I did it a few times and the officers said they appreciated it, so I kept on. I love our EMTs, we dispatch for all of them in my county.

My friends dog was nearly beaten to death trying to protect her from someone trying to break into her house last summer. This dog is a true hero. by Gothichuin pics

[–]DancesWithDownvotes 105 points106 points ago

Preferably the type of gun, and where your bedroom is in reference to the main point of entry of your house. 911 operator here.

What's the most horrifying Wikipedia article you know of? by wontstoptalkingin AskReddit

[–]DancesWithDownvotes 2 points3 points ago

Wow man. Fan-fucking-tastic. I'll never find myself so clever. Keep up the good work.

Iama burger king cook, ask me anything by Natertaterin IAmA

[–]DancesWithDownvotes 0 points1 point ago

What's your favorite concoction of burger/sandwich ingredients? If you've ever made one anyway.

Sign me up for the quintuple fucking whopper.

Mail Friend? by nakunin japan

[–]DancesWithDownvotes 0 points1 point ago

It makes me happy that I'm in a community that will drop random quotes like this. I do it all the time IRL and get weird looks because nobody outside my friend base usually gets it. And I don't generally do it here because sometimes reddit frowns on randomness or quote dropping as karma whoring...when really I just enjoy culture references.

Never, Ever Give Up. Arthur's Inspirational Transformation! - YouTube by 21q22in videos

[–]DancesWithDownvotes 0 points1 point ago

Contact lenses?

Brace Yourselves. by MyOwnPathin AdviceAnimals

[–]DancesWithDownvotes 2 points3 points ago

And MY axe!

Reddit community: What is your best NSFW joke? by EazyEWilliamzin AskReddit

[–]DancesWithDownvotes 0 points1 point ago

The looks on the faces in this room are screaming at me, "What? What's "Oh my God-worthy? What tell us!?!?!?!"

Reddit, what's your most horrific blood-ran-cold moment? I'll start. by chlodersin AskReddit

[–]DancesWithDownvotes 2 points3 points ago

Reminds me of a 911 call I took where a mother walked in on her 10 year old hanging in the closet. If she hadn't called from a landline I doubt we'd have found her. She was incredibly beside herself.

And another where a guy had walked in on his girlfriend in the same state. At least I got him to start CPR.

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