Fapped out.

gabrie1sen · 2 months

I got a bigger dick than that.

science_v · 3 months

There are 11 groups bidding on the lease of city parking in Sacramento, and some of them are local. The current situation shouldn't be compared to Chicago's anyway. Chicago did a TERRIBLE job setting up their parking lease and the city got fucked.

science_v · 3 months

It would make sense to put an arena AND a highspeed rail hub there. Consider the fact that The Powerhouse Science Center is moving in nearby too..that area actually has a chance to be legit.

science_v · 3 months

This is WAY harder and WAY more expensive to do than building an arena.

science_v · 3 months

I think you're underestimating the amount of money/jobs a sports team can bring to a city.

science_v · 3 months

Stupid comment. The plan is not to sell "parking ticket rights to another country."

dpayne41 · 3 months

Yes but you are married, and "married rules" are weird and gross and much different than "just dating rules."

TehNightMan · 3 months

Auto-downvote for a "Just.." title.

Achieve_Nirvana · 3 months

Pube joke huh?

meggaphone · 3 months

I totally agree. I've lived in the midwest, New England, and NYC, and I miss the goofiness and light-heartedness I've experienced in other cities. It just doesn't exist here. I've lived in 6 cities with a pop of over 250k and Sacramento is by far the most miserable.

anonalias · 3 months

You mean like the Ekans game in Pokemon Stadium?

raeflower · 3 months

OP either has bowel issues or got some bad Thai.

CuteButtBoy · 3 months

Welp, then great news! You can apply for citizenship after three years of marriage in all 50 states! USA! USA!

CuteButtBoy · 3 months

Oh please. She was brought here as a kid, and she's spent most of her life here. It's not like she chose to come. She's already American as far as I'm concerned.

CuteButtBoy · 3 months

Yes but Newt Gingrich, you see.

CuteButtBoy · 3 months

Seems easy to fake though..

CuteButtBoy · 3 months

Not really worried about this, she has a better job and is better off than me.

CuteButtBoy · 3 months

In Minnesota after three years of marriage the person is allowed to apply for citizenship.

bruddabear666 · 3 months

put the child in a bowl and add water until the bowl is about 1/3 full. Then cover the bowl. Applying this method we're talking about 1.5 minutes per pound, which could be much quicker than using the oven. Especially if you count in pre-heating time!

McJudgerson · 3 months

I got a bigger dick than that.

CuteButtBoy · 8 months

How do you infuse the poprocks? Won't the butter make them go off? This seems like it would sting. Good to know i won't sweat the butter off though.

Did you warn the person about the butter beast or leave it as a bonus surprise?

CuteButtBoy · 8 months

this actually pretty good advice I think..whet her appetite before you wet her apatite. ;)

CuteButtBoy · 8 months

haha can't reach, but butter on the finger tastes great it shouldn't be any different on the dong

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