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Aww, 4-year-old gets in trouble for having some bitchin' hair. She gets an A+ in fabulousness in my book. by Safariannain TwoXChromosomes

[–]CuddleBump 0 points1 point ago

Then I'm guessing you live somewhere like America? Even in U.K public schools it is the norm for everyone to wear a uniform and have rules for how you wear it or how you accessorize.

I'm a sterile man. What "flaws" do you have that you're grateful for? by SciddlyWudsin AskReddit

[–]CuddleBump 1 point2 points ago

Thank you! Everytime All-American-Bot converts weight I'm like... Why exclude U.K?

How much sensitivity do condoms take away? by hotpikachuin AskReddit

[–]CuddleBump 0 points1 point ago

yes, he has used condoms many times before with previous partners, and despite my hatred for them, I was taught how to properly put one on a man too.

What's one instance of sexual exploration that you instantly regretted? by InstantPeeRegretin AskReddit

[–]CuddleBump 0 points1 point ago

Never had an orgasm because the build up feels like this and it makes me near vomit. I always stop myself, why couldn't I be a guy and just have it over quickly?

Man fathered 30 kids with 11 women . . . . by cathlinein TwoXChromosomes

[–]CuddleBump 0 points1 point ago

I think you were downvoted because a select few people on childfree have a tendency to tar all parents with the same brush. Maybe they're worried that all parents will be thought to be like these in the article.

For ketoers on the go. Jimmy John's Unwiches are great! by tylermac1in keto

[–]CuddleBump 1 point2 points ago

bread... I miss bread.

Oooh rice, and pasta! My two favourite foods. /sheds tear

For ketoers on the go. Jimmy John's Unwiches are great! by tylermac1in keto

[–]CuddleBump 0 points1 point ago

All of the nice tasting Keto foods aren't sold in my backwards, crappy village. I live in the middle of freaking nowhere and so far I'm hating Keto because I can only eat salad when I'm out and about I'm always freaking hungry! Stupid England, stupid lincolnshire, stupid Keto.

Whenever I have intimate relations with a woman I take some small keepsake from them. A cheap necklace, hairband, etc. What does this behavior indicate? by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]CuddleBump 0 points1 point ago

How do you know it's not valuable to them? It could be of sentimental value.

On a related note, what name would you like to give your child, but are afraid it would saddle them with explaining it for the rest of their life? by snookumsin AskReddit

[–]CuddleBump 0 points1 point ago

I was going to call my daughter Ebony, but then I thought that if she typed in her name on google she would end up with black porn results.

Non-UK residents who have visited the UK: What surprised you the most about the UK, and what surprised you the least? by Guttervillein AskReddit

[–]CuddleBump 0 points1 point ago

and since when did they represent the country as a whole? And they usually get the least votes...

What are some small, insignificant things that you judge people for? by WtfWhereAreMyClothesin AskReddit

[–]CuddleBump -1 points0 points ago

Eew Ganguro, I prefer Gyaru.

Tired all the time by CuddleBumpin keto

[–]CuddleBump[S] 0 points1 point ago

I would have to book an appointment roughly two weeks in advance, NHS is slow when it comes to handing out appointments. By then I'd probably be feeling better.

Tired all the time by CuddleBumpin keto

[–]CuddleBump[S] 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could sleep that much, having a baby makes it impossible.

What small seemingly insignificant thing have you lost that just crushed your world? by cameltoadin AskReddit

[–]CuddleBump 1 point2 points ago

I never met my Nana, - or any of my grandparents, they died before I was born - but everyone said she was a kind, wonderful, lady, whenever I hear stories about her people always have such lovely things to say.

My sister gave me a pair of jade earrings that were my Nanas from when she was a teenager. I kept them locked in a jewellery box for seven years and took them out once to go on a date with my boyfriend.

Of course I lost one on the date, we went looking for it for hours but couldn't find it. A few months later I lost the other one.

I cried every night for several weeks because I was an awful person to have lost something from someone held so dear to everyone. A year later I broke down in tears and told mum and my sister. They said it's okay, but I still cry when I think about it.

There's been a lot of support for the pretty ladies lately. How about a thread for us ugly sisters? by stickvictimin TwoXChromosomes

[–]CuddleBump 1 point2 points ago

I'd say looks wise I'm average, and I have only just realized, I have never been hit on, not even by the creepier/old guys. Now I'm even doubting my averageness. Now that I'm a mum I doubt I'll ever be hit on, they'll see the kids and I'll get no boost in confidence from a random guy telling me I look hot.

I'm pretty sure I inherited bitchface-gene from my mum too.

IAmA person with surgically pointed ears AMA by vorkboinkin IAmA

[–]CuddleBump 0 points1 point ago

How much did it cost? I would love pointed ears, I have always found them quirky and attractive.

I'm sorry I was a bitch in high school. What have you done in your past that you need to apologize (even anonymously) for? by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]CuddleBump -1 points0 points ago

Seriously, who the fuck would forgive a rapist?

I'm sorry I was a bitch in high school. What have you done in your past that you need to apologize (even anonymously) for? by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]CuddleBump 10 points11 points ago

Every time I read his/her comments they were always funny, insightful or meaningful, and always relevant. I wondered where they went... The guy who did this is a cunt.

Your reddit name is now your serial killer name. What is your M.O./preferred method of killing based on that name? by SammichRepairmanin AskReddit

[–]CuddleBump 0 points1 point ago

Death by cuddles! It sounds adorable. Unless it's a giant, then it's just crushing someone to death.

Oh hey look, all my worst fears in one Google Search! by evilillusionistin TwoXChromosomes

[–]CuddleBump 1 point2 points ago

my first period after giving birth lasted 29 days, I feel your pain.

Twox, let's see you and your mommas! by iraqthepartyin TwoXChromosomes

[–]CuddleBump 7 points8 points ago

I have now just realized, that me and my mum have no pictures together, she has awfully low self esteem and will not be seen on camera, it's kind of sad knowing that she'll never let me have a picture with her...

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