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Scientists have discovered a new catalyst that literally turns CO2 into gold, cancer into kittens, and Republicans into Ron Paul. (self.circlejerk)

submitted ago by CrumpetsOnToast to circlejerk

You'll just have to trust me on this one by chrono1465in zelda

[–]CrumpetsOnToast 73 points74 points ago

Why not link to the source? http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/2011/06/23/344-jabu-jabu/

Toy Story: Cleaning & Repairing Woody [Unintentional] by reefameenin asmr

[–]CrumpetsOnToast 3 points4 points ago

This has already been posted recently I'm afraid.

and yet it was the most sexual contact I've had in weeks [NSFW] by Jennygalaxyin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]CrumpetsOnToast 44 points45 points ago

I suggest "Owner of a nipple-licking cat".

The Fire Rainbow by scientologist2in offbeat

[–]CrumpetsOnToast 1 point2 points ago

This almost tempts me to go to Newcastle (which is exactly 55 degrees north) to see one.

...Almost.

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Do any of you have any oddly-specific nuances to your triggers? (self.asmr)

submitted ago by CrumpetsOnToast to asmr

TIL that there is a whale known as "The Lonelist Whale in the world" because it can't communicate in the same frequency as other whales, so other whales cannot find it. by EscapetheMachinein todayilearned

[–]CrumpetsOnToast 1 point2 points ago

...Now I really want to make a waterproof, loud, electronic pitch-shifter and attach it to this whale so others can hear it.

I'll call it an Orca-Talkie!

I am Stuart Ashen AKA "Ashens", YouTube comedian. AMA by StuartAshenin IAmA

[–]CrumpetsOnToast 30 points31 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/33NOE.gif

RoxtonCai's (CogsAndInk) guide to playing the Sentinel. by CrumpetsOnToastin Tribes

[–]CrumpetsOnToast[S] 8 points9 points ago

No; thank you. These guides have been very useful. I unlocked Sentinel just yesterday so I'll be making the most of these tips in my next few games :D

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RoxtonCai's (CogsAndInk) guide to playing the Sentinel. (youtube.com)

submitted ago by CrumpetsOnToast to Tribes

Flight attendants, have you ever caught passengers performing sexual acts on the plane? What are some of your craziest/funniest stories? by Wolverine9in AskReddit

[–]CrumpetsOnToast 66 points67 points ago

"Are we okay for toilet olives?"

"Yeah, I just checked."

"You're the best."

Clap clap

I understand now by RelevantStarfoxQuotein mylittlepony

[–]CrumpetsOnToast 7 points8 points ago

I guess you could say your opinion of bronies
Sunglasses
Did a barrel roll.

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Oh god, the flailing arms get me every time!! (youtube.com)

submitted ago by CrumpetsOnToast to funny

Pinkie Pie & Knife Party! by LWFCdotcomin mylittlepony

[–]CrumpetsOnToast 0 points1 point ago

I think the folks over at /r/MLPtunes would love to hear this.

If you were a pony, what would your cutie mark be? by TheAztecin mylittlepony

[–]CrumpetsOnToast 1 point2 points ago

An atom. I love quantum physics.

Alternatively, two crossed quills to represent knowledge. (Also represents the letter "x", because I love maths.)

Dare to dream my friends... by vetroin mylittlepony

[–]CrumpetsOnToast 8 points9 points ago

THIRTY TWO SEASONS AND A THEME PARK!!!!!!

Prety sure this is a repost, but just to remind you... by AJGathererin mylittlepony

[–]CrumpetsOnToast 28 points29 points ago

That means it's Gummy's birthday today!

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Archie - Magic Is Timeless (Club Mix) (youtube.com)

submitted ago by CrumpetsOnToast to MLPtunes

Humanity can be awesome sometimes. by CrumpetsOnToastin pics

[–]CrumpetsOnToast[S] -1 points0 points ago*

Pachyderm bonus image!

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Humanity can be awesome sometimes. (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by CrumpetsOnToast to pics

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Dinner is coming. (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by CrumpetsOnToast to pics

A day at the park by Pyrotix690in mylittlepony

[–]CrumpetsOnToast 13 points14 points ago

My little sister finally has a war face!

Cut a raw potato in half and rub it on your bathroom mirror to prevent the mirror from fogging up after a shower. by 404_terrorin lifehacks

[–]CrumpetsOnToast 2 points3 points ago

Wet your finger and rub it across the soap, it isn't hard :P

Cut a raw potato in half and rub it on your bathroom mirror to prevent the mirror from fogging up after a shower. by 404_terrorin lifehacks

[–]CrumpetsOnToast 2 points3 points ago

Well you don't smear it on, just put a little bit on your finger and rub it around the mirror until there's a thin film around the whole thing.

Cut a raw potato in half and rub it on your bathroom mirror to prevent the mirror from fogging up after a shower. by 404_terrorin lifehacks

[–]CrumpetsOnToast 1 point2 points ago

Either is fine, I use a bar.

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