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George Washington has been named as the greatest foe ever faced by the British. by roethlein worldnews

[–]Col_Monstrosity 37 points38 points ago

What, dentistry is not on the list?

I get high and make salads. Am I a bad stoner? by therealfakemootin trees

[–]Col_Monstrosity 0 points1 point ago

I keep fruit around the house. Cuties are the best.

Why clothing companies still sew tags made out of rigid itchy fabrics? by KevinBaconAndEggsin AskReddit

[–]Col_Monstrosity 0 points1 point ago

But...They make the best clothing. You can't get detail like that with grownup hands.

Have had long hair for ages, but I'm going to change it. What do? Pics inside. by SockPantsin malehairadvice

[–]Col_Monstrosity 0 points1 point ago

If the hair you cut off is over ten inches long, don't forget to donate it to Locks Of Love.

Reddit, do you have any highly successful ways of cheering up a sad person? by Thirdilemmain AskReddit

[–]Col_Monstrosity 0 points1 point ago

A strategically well executed fart. No, I'm not kidding. my asshole has cheered many up. Add a bic lighter for more laughs. I am 27.

Benny Urquidez - This man scares me. by Ironfistin martialarts

[–]Col_Monstrosity 2 points3 points ago

I studied under Benny for years. I performed in the first annual Bruce lee convention with him. He's one of the nicest people I've ever met.

Coming out as an atheist in Southern California. by JamesR4494in atheism

[–]Col_Monstrosity 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like my dad. Do you suppose they might think the same because they grew up inundated with the catholic church pretty much governing their lives?

Coming out as an atheist in Southern California. by JamesR4494in atheism

[–]Col_Monstrosity 0 points1 point ago

I think that's where he might've gotten it from. He is a well read individual. Every once in a while I'll share some quote, and he'll pinpoint its source/origin.

Coming out as an atheist in Southern California. by JamesR4494in atheism

[–]Col_Monstrosity 1 point2 points ago

Don't put words in my mouth. You know exactly what I meant. You reek of troll. Don't bother responding, this thread ends here.

Ying yang bowl pack. Couldn't do this again if I tried. Peace and happiness! by DerzHEad808in trees

[–]Col_Monstrosity 0 points1 point ago

Looks like someone else employs the "light it from the edge so you don't burn the weed and the cherry keeps it going" technique. An upvote for you.

Is a Brother CS6000i a good beginner sewing machine? by Col_Monstrosityin sewing

[–]Col_Monstrosity[S] 0 points1 point ago

This was exactly what I wanted to hear. Thank you, This was a great help.

Coming out as an atheist in Southern California. by JamesR4494in atheism

[–]Col_Monstrosity 12 points13 points ago

My dad had the same reaction then again, I'm mostly an atheist because of him. He always said, "religion solamente existe para mantener la gente docil" (religion only exists to keep people docile). For Christmas (hey, mexican christmas is awesome) I hunted down a spanish copy of The God Delusion. He loves it. I've yet to read it myself because I want to hear what he has to say about it since I respect his opinion a great deal.

Male Beginner seeking help. by Col_Monstrosityin sewing

[–]Col_Monstrosity[S] 1 point2 points ago

5'11 175lbs. Athletic with a slight boozers paunch.

Male Beginner seeking help. by Col_Monstrosityin sewing

[–]Col_Monstrosity[S] 1 point2 points ago

Would I save money if I bought secondhand clothes and tailor them for myself? I began noticing that there were a lot of name brand, expensive-when-new clothing at the local thrift store but they are never my size, If I were to tailor them would I save money?

If you find her marry her by Mind_Virusin pics

[–]Col_Monstrosity 0 points1 point ago

Nope, not terrible at all. There shouldn't be some sort of marriage-worthy skills scoreboard. I cook because it's what I've always done. I cook for my girlfriend because being in her company makes the meal exponentially better. I do it out of love. I'm sure your boyfriend feels the same.

If you find her marry her by Mind_Virusin pics

[–]Col_Monstrosity 0 points1 point ago

Someone's insecure...

If you find her marry her by Mind_Virusin pics

[–]Col_Monstrosity 30 points31 points ago

My girlfriend is also a mechanic. She does all the work on my car (I don't know shit about cars). People are always surprised when I tell them about her. We constantly say we're like puzzle pieces; she works on our cars and I cook. Es rad. Oh, and to top it all off, she's gorgeous. I'm the luckiest son-of-a-bitch alive.

/r/SFV Softball Team? by smelliottkuhnin SFV

[–]Col_Monstrosity 0 points1 point ago

Sure, why not? I need to get off my ass and lose a few lbs.

I don't like Nirvana. What are some things you incessantly catch shit for? by feeblmyndin AskReddit

[–]Col_Monstrosity -2 points-1 points ago

I liked Avatar better when it was called Ferngully.

My twin sister had her first baby and I get to be an uncle! by Dexehin happy

[–]Col_Monstrosity 1 point2 points ago

Thems two words.

My new [FB] timeline. Am I doing it right? by RockasaurusRexin funny

[–]Col_Monstrosity 0 points1 point ago

Nods in approval.

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