Reddit, please vote on my new surname. Which of these two do you prefer?

BelleFemme · 1 month

I'm for Cat Reed.

flatcoke · 1 month

From what I've seen, a lot of falcons/hawks, in the city, would just as soon go after a pigeon as they would a squirrel.

bravoredditbravo · 1 month

It's been said, but "not giving a fuck" is my secret. I'm a high school teacher though, so I had to train myself to not give a fuck about what 90% of the people I deal with each day think. I wouldn't have survived the first year if I got hung up on what high school kids thought of me.

theziz · 1 month

Maybe I should do that with my high school kids instead of staring at them like what they said is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

AskMeAboutMyScrotum · 1 month

I actually had a student say to me, "Hey Mr. Smiff, I gotta acks you a question"......

I almost had an anuerysm.

Edit: My last name is actually Smith.

spacedicks4lyf · 1 month

Looks right to me. Here's mine http://imgur.com/iJgos.jpg

PriestmanX · 1 month

There is nothing wrong with starting with the cheap stuff. But at some point as your painting skills progress you'll want to upgrade to an actual high quality primer.

Personally I like the Testor's brand primer that you can get at Hobby Lobby. It's definitely not $0.97 but you'll notice the difference in quality.

X_hale · 1 month

Half-way through my second year of teaching my students pointed out I talk with my hands a lot when I lecture.

They pointed it out by talking with their hands, in the same manner that I do, when they asked me questions.

Killhouse · 1 month

Completely agree. She is great for what you pay for her. I mean, she can come back to life after she's killed and she isn't too shabby in CC.

sherriff · 2 months

I'm painting my house so I can put it on the market, since I can no longer afford it, after my soul-sucking wife left me last year.

hongryghost · 2 months

Two things, both from former students:

"You have very expressive eyebrows."

And whenever i wear this certain blue shirt and old student tells me, "You look like a blueberry."

.....I am not blueberry shaped for the record.

hongryghost · 2 months

Yeah I get that one a lot too. Along with accusations and disbelief that I don't have to pluck my eyebrows.

ChemDogCory · 3 months

Get a PhD and avoid teaching high school if you can help it. I am always amazed at the end of the day that I don't have blood on my hands.

ChemDogCory · 3 months

I will now.

ChemDogCory · 3 months

Who said I don't? Don't get me wrong, I hope that wasn't the "hidden" message from him. But still, you shouldn't assume.

ChemDogCory · 3 months

He's a redditor too. He had his chance.

ChemDogCory · 3 months

Always wear safety goggles when you do a demo, regardless of how confident you are that you won't blow yourself up.

ChemDogCory · 3 months

His gift was passing. Great kid, but he rarely did anything but draw, in class.

jimmycrack976 · 4 months

The Kessel Run?

etched · 4 months

Maybe his name is Pebbles.

ChemDogCory · 4 months

Wife leaves suddenly,

I feel like shit for a while.

My friends made me whole.

....again

ChemDogCory

TROPHY CASE

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