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Drunk Chinese couple buries car-hit victim alive - police. A young Chinese couple is suspected of burying alive an elderly woman, whom they thought they had hit and killed while driving drunk after an all-night karaoke session. by vegetable_offenderin worldnews

[–]ChainsawEpidemic -1 points0 points ago

It's not a Chinese problem.

It's a rampant capitalism problem and is why America has had the saying in every country "only in america" for two decades now.

You can't have a well adjusted society when you keep telling people they need to be good tax paying consumers. That kind of rampant hedonism teaches the population to say "fuck you, you would do the same".

Their is no compassion or modesty in either capitalist models and is why in the coming decade China will earn its "only in China" saying in 50 different languages.

If you were put in charge of trimming Earth's human population down to 3 billion or so, what would your criteria be for who stays and who goes? by Clayburnin AskReddit

[–]ChainsawEpidemic 0 points1 point ago

Only 4th.

Lol you mean they're"only the fourth biggest polluter of all the countries" thats hilarious

Students in Quebec were asked to send the cops the route of their march. Here's what they replied with. by PunPuncherin funny

[–]ChainsawEpidemic -3 points-2 points ago

Yeah allowing free roam of US agents on canadian soil isn't giving up your freedom then you thick cunt.

Those are two recent examples and two i plucked from recent news.

How about keep up with canadian news rather than be a massive fucking faggot and just pretend you know it all.

That's fine, after these protests we'll ask more loudly for independence and break away from your cultureless shithole of a country.

Students in Quebec were asked to send the cops the route of their march. Here's what they replied with. by PunPuncherin funny

[–]ChainsawEpidemic -1 points0 points ago

No that'd be calgary.

Language is the MAIN difference but not the only one. Actually we have nothing in common with the rest of the country: we're more socialist (first to introduce cheap day-care centres for families, highest unionization rate in the country), more European-like, most of us are Catholic as the rest of the country is mostly Protestant, we don't celebrate the same holidays (I've never celebrated Thanksgiving), don't have the same traditions, same social attitudes (we kiss on cheeks, are usually warmer), don't party nor drink the same (English Canadians drink to get drunk, we drink to socialize and with moderation), don't have same views, basically not the same mentality. We don't even dress the same: American Eagle, A & F and Hollister are practically non-existant in Quebec, except in Montreal. Most Quebecers tend care more about culture, leisure, etc., whereas English Canadians are more business-oriented, more preocuppied by the economy. Best way for you to notice those differences is to go to an English-speaking university in Canada (or even Quebec) and then go to a French-speaking university, it will strike you right away.

Differences between Republicans and Democrats in the United States are mainly political, that is ideological. But at the end of the day, you guys are all American. The only states that could separate would be Vermont and Maine, those states are pretty much Canadian at heart.

Students in Quebec were asked to send the cops the route of their march. Here's what they replied with. by PunPuncherin funny

[–]ChainsawEpidemic -3 points-2 points ago

Yeah it our prerogative to be free from american tyranny and seeing as the rest of canada sucks american dick doesnt mean we want to.

P.s. fuck you

Students in Quebec were asked to send the cops the route of their march. Here's what they replied with. by PunPuncherin funny

[–]ChainsawEpidemic -5 points-4 points ago

Oh yeah because that would even happen.

Just because you faggots gave up all your freedom to the americans doesnt mean we want to.

Students in Quebec were asked to send the cops the route of their march. Here's what they replied with. by PunPuncherin funny

[–]ChainsawEpidemic -9 points-8 points ago

Yeah the other canadians are dicks. All walking about going "wah wah we subsidise quebec".

Tell you what Canada, if you don't want to subsidise us give us our freedom.

If you were put in charge of trimming Earth's human population down to 3 billion or so, what would your criteria be for who stays and who goes? by Clayburnin AskReddit

[–]ChainsawEpidemic -2 points-1 points ago

Entire of africa - seriously with a continent in rampant disease, relying on aid whats the point and they have 1 billion people.

Next up would be United States because they are an example of civilisation gone terrible. That puts the number at 1.4 billion or so.

China would be next as their the only civilisation more evil than the US and stupid enough to build cities on top of nuclear waste.

Putting the number at 2.8 billion.

India - cos well, mumbai.

Putting the number at just under 4 billion.

From there i'd kill everyone commited of violent offences, most bankers, politicians which should even out nicely.

Without china, india and america polluting the world the world would be a Utopia.

RCMP ‘to ease Canadians into the idea’ of U.S. agents in Canada by Slappy_MC_Garglenutzin worldnews

[–]ChainsawEpidemic 0 points1 point ago

Headlines coming to a Canadian city near you, sooner than you think.

Scott from Oshawa (whos a bit of a dick), was beaten, tased and held for 7 days accidentally by US cops as he beared a similar name to that of a terrorist.

*Woman in halifax has her eye pepper sprayed out after restless US cops got excited at seeing a black person *

  • BC man is filing a complaint after US law enforcement broke into his house, tased him 5 times and shot his dog. All because he had a broken brake light.*

Newcastle hip hop. please share this as much as you can! by MADBAKERin NewcastleUponTyne

[–]ChainsawEpidemic 1 point2 points ago

Wow that guy has some fucking nasty teeth on him.

Nearly 1,000 dogs reportedly have been sickened by chicken jerky pet treats from China, according to a new tally of complaints from worried owners and veterinarians submitted to federal health officials. by skreendreamz1in worldnews

[–]ChainsawEpidemic 0 points1 point ago

Yeah a "few" greedy execs and officials did it.

Thats why it was a national scandal.

Don't try and downplay something like that when you damn well know it took c cooperation from the top right down to the bottom before someone blew the whistle on it. There were a hell of a lot more people involved or apathetic toward it for that to take place so please stop trying to portray China as if it's not the corrupt, immoral and polluted place that it is.

TIL that a female serial killer in ancient rome was punished for her crimes by being raped by a giraffe by fightbcicantflyin todayilearned

[–]ChainsawEpidemic 0 points1 point ago

Rape was a common method for punishment.

In the arena before gladiators fought they would smear the cows vaginal fluid over a womans cooch then let a bull in the pit. The bull would then rape her to death.

RCMP ‘to ease Canadians into the idea’ of U.S. agents in Canada by Slappy_MC_Garglenutzin worldnews

[–]ChainsawEpidemic 26 points27 points ago

To be fair they aren't the only ones being fucked over,

Sincerely

Britain

RCMP ‘to ease Canadians into the idea’ of U.S. agents in Canada by Slappy_MC_Garglenutzin worldnews

[–]ChainsawEpidemic 7 points8 points ago

You mean as opposed to the last government?

Who proudly said in public Canada would have no part of Americas wars then behind closed doors agree to support them?

RCMP ‘to ease Canadians into the idea’ of U.S. agents in Canada by Slappy_MC_Garglenutzin worldnews

[–]ChainsawEpidemic 5 points6 points ago

Haha that's when you know you've been imperialised.

It's not when soldiers are on your land killing your citizens it's when you're shopping at wallmart, drinking at starbucks and being policed by the Americans.

Fucking lord, that is the death knell of Canadian independance.

Seriously, fuck the States.

WikiLeaks launches encrypted social network by cursedboyin technology

[–]ChainsawEpidemic 9 points10 points ago

Rob Jones was tagged at Guantanamo, Cuba.

They say Toronto is very expensive, so simple request r/Toronto...can you post your monthly bills? by kwaileyxoin toronto

[–]ChainsawEpidemic 0 points1 point ago

I live at St claire and dufferin

I make around 3000 a month (after taxes and shit).

700 on rent (i share a nice apartment in a house with one other roommate.

Our only bills are 50 bucks for internet.

For groceries I don't have much of a clue but estimate 200 bucks a month - I eat healthy and dont really buy snack food.

I go out to gigs, pubs and occasional club and never really worry about money and my bank account keeps stacking. I will stay in some weekends and game however.

WikiLeaks launches encrypted social network by cursedboyin technology

[–]ChainsawEpidemic 0 points1 point ago

So it wont have that feature where it updates my location based on my mobile phones GPS?

:(

Former president of Poland: criminalization of drug use was a mistake by Eraser1024in worldnews

[–]ChainsawEpidemic -7 points-6 points ago

Na cos US leaders all cut a pay cheque.

Their integrity is bought and sold before they even enter office.

Edit: for the downvoters

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/obama-overheard-after-my-election-i-have-more-flexibility-131/2012/03/26/gIQA8mWmbS_video.html

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