Kate Upton's cat daddy

jiber · 23 days

She's all jiggly.

dearrrnn · 1 month

As an identical twin, I can assure you, their penises are the same.

skettimnstr · 1 month

I was walking through the mall and saw an old woman shift uncomfortably in her a mall chair. She then turned and yelled at the Bath & Body Works store, "Hey Sally, we have to go. I pooped 'em. Aww, shit. I pooped 'em."

dmitrijev · 1 month

I'm not sure that all four of those ladies should be wearing yoga pants.

TrialByFireMMA · 1 month

(So) (many) (parentheses)(.)

Cephilopod · 1 month

That's my grandpa!

Cephilopod · 1 month

Unfortunately, my grandpa doesn't remember.

Derpahontas · 1 month

VAGINA DENTATA!

mrorbitman · 2 months

What do you want to do? If you can't see yourself as an EE for the rest of your life, then switch. Is there really anything else to consider?

nategamer01 · 2 months

Yup. Downvoted for the repost, upvoted because it's still awesome.

catnamedpuppy · 2 months

I know Joy Zapata and her and Jack are a match made in heaven.

soundzombie · 2 months

Nickelodeon passed on Adventure Time because they felt that the show failed to meet their target demographic. After they passed on it, Frederator Studio put it in the wind that the show was available. Cartoon Network showed interest in the show but couldn't purchase it because the rights still belonged to Nickelodeon, through Random! Cartoons. Frederator exhibited the Adventure Time short on Random! Cartoons to fulfill their contract and then put it on youtube to drum up more interest from other studios. The millions of youtube views convinced Cartoon Network that the show was worth investing in and they purchased it as soon as it was released by Nickelodeon.

dummystupid · 3 months

Ew, she's smoking. That's a deal breaker.

somebadjuju · 3 months

Evidently it runs in the family.

danielgoodman · 3 months

A friend of mine worked on this film. It's 100% authentic, takes itself completely serious, and Frankie did it for the $70k.

Cephilopod · 3 months

Thanks for taking the time to fulfill my requests. It's great to have that kind of motivation behind your hard work. Keep it up! The decal and the scrap are long gone, but friend me anyway and I'll see what I can dig up for you.

Cephilopod · 3 months

Add me!

Cephilopod · 3 months

Add me.

Cephilopod · 3 months

Bum luck. Add me.

Cephilopod · 3 months

Another doctor! Doctors love TF2!

The fragment is yours!

What's your steam ID?

Cephilopod · 3 months

Ethical Hacking and Countermeasures sounds awesome, it's no surprise that it's popular. Good luck getting in! Enjoy the Short Circuit!

Cephilopod · 3 months

I've always admired painters. It's a skill that I do not have. Not to mention, game artist and concept artist would be an amazing job to have. Good luck! Keep working hard.

The remaining series 33 crates are yours!

Cephilopod

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