Look what my girlfriend found parked outside of her office!

RockhOUnd22 · 8 days

Why are batmobiles always parked outside of redditor's places of work?

Tekar · 8 days

I think it's time for you to do a time lapse/video :)

yawaketchum · 9 days

grower not a shower 559 up, 67 down A person whose penis appears tiny when flaccid, but that redeems itself when erect. After being derided in the locker room for his limp rat dick, Tony assured the others with his only comeback: "I'm a grower not a shower!"

yawaketchum · 12 days

What does grower not a shower mean?

Slakter · 18 days

I think there is a "streets" song in whcih he says this, but then points out that the morning after might not be ideal.

maxwellhill · 18 days

Its called a USC title 18 and/or title 42 lawsuit. Every puplic official signs an oath of office, swearing to uphold and protect the constitutional rights of the people. These supreme court laws were put into place so that police, judges, prosecutors, etc wouldnt be able to abuse their power. If your rights are violated, you just have to have the balls to slap the officer with a title 18 and or 42 lawsuit. You enter their oath of office as evidence. Then sew them for everything they have. I am helping a friend do this now. He's likely to get a massive settlement and put the cops that messed with him out of a job.

joereimer · 20 days

And stop touching yourself, necrophilia is wrong!

Hamburger_Hinderer · 20 days

Very nice, searching for some crit... I think the L and the E are too fart apart, but just by a smidgin, there is a little gap there that disrupts to unity of the piece. Oh, the backward E doesnt work. Great job though, im just getting past the just getting into it stage, but i still kind of suck. Yours looks good man, keep it up. Feel free to critisize my last blackbook entry, nobody else has yet and its a bummer.

Edit: i accidentally some words.

happywaffle · 21 days

Visually induced brain yoga.

noveltydraw · 21 days

Rykez, any good source material for practicing calligraphy?

The_Weakend · 21 days

They do find immediate methods, they also focus on long term strategies. It's business common sense to have a multi-faceted approach.

"Hey Bill, we need to find ways to fill the prisons."

"Your right Dick, lets lobby for drug and immigration legislation that will keep minorities locked up."

"Good idea, we should also lobby for legislation that will keep ex cons going back to jail."

"Niiiiice, Return customers are quintessential to any business. Crime rates have been dropping though, it might not be enough. Terry! how else can we keep prisons full?"

"Uhhhh, we could promote music that encourages law breaking?"

"You kids and your damn music... He's right though, its not a terrible idea, Bill, get somebody on that."

This is verbatim from a conversation that just happened in my incredibly realistic and credible imagination.

The_Weakend · 21 days

I think "drugs is" works because they are referring to "drugs" as an illegal activity, as if they were saying "(drug use/distribution) is definitely the most commonly referenced illegal activity.

Example. Image "Pole vaulters" is the name of a video game.

"Man, pole vaulters is a great game!"

instead of

"Man, pole vaulters are a great game!"

tytalus · 24 days

I was just lazily clicking links in reddit and that scared the crap out of me.

gusMAN772 · 24 days

I just read three emails from friends that contained images and jokes they thought i would find funny. I had already seen all of it on reddit. Disgusted with myself, i got off my computer to go poop. I am pooping now. On reddit.

henfruit · 25 days

I remember and Iama a while back from a guy who was struck by lighting and then was able to ambigram almost any word for a few months after.

mikeylikes · 26 days

any of you Internet Geniuses have an explanation for this?

CUMULO · 26 days

so what's wrong with cum?

CUMULO · 26 days

You came from cum.

jokes_on_you · 26 days

I love this response. Thank you for reminder. Also, I would kill for an internship at your lab, plz send me the name and address of who you want to die. Jk! hahah (damn cispa has me so worried about joking around on the internet.)

jokes_on_you · 27 days

I despise the American Government, I love America.

Thor_Odin_Son · 28 days

It is very important to take the initiative and dump her now. If you don't, she will fuck you over and you will be all sad and shit. If you dump her now you can then just be like "Yeah, I dumped that attention whore and I'm better for it!" and its that kind of confidence that will land you a much cooler girl.

kmoneylongshanks · 1 month

The college age community of ST cloud seems kind of liberal. But when you start to experience the natives and surrounding area, it is surprising how racist and conservative people are.

kmoneylongshanks · 1 month

I was a resident of St cloud for a while. This is the first time i have found somebody from cloud on reddit. I graduated from scsu last year, I just wanted to say hi!

MyLittlePillager · 1 month

Eurons kingsmoot speech was badass. I also dig his ship. He sails to far away places, is crew is dope and they have a cool horn.

CUMULO

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