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So I started watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia by themightypierrein seinfeld

[–]Brightcab 3 points4 points ago

First 5 seasons are great. After that it gets meh. Enjoy the ride. Also my favorite episode is Sweet Dee is dating a retarded person. Season 3 check it out.

Recently discovered a secret about a house I've driven past on my way to work for 3 years. by Giant__Robotin WTF

[–]Brightcab 0 points1 point ago

In an episode of south park they did this with t meaning 'time to leave.'

Martin Brodeur's "Scorpion Save" [gif] by tnick771in hockey

[–]Brightcab 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, how dare us go 0-6 against you and give the Rangers the division. I'd hate us too.

The Doan takedown. by chili_cheese_dogin hockey

[–]Brightcab 34 points35 points ago

Doan gave him a couple of little jabs afterward. Probably wouldn't have if the ref had made an immediate call, which was obviously what should have happened.

Most beautiful girl in the Universe, and I don't know her name. by Jblastain PrettyGirls

[–]Brightcab 6 points7 points ago

Or maybe Broomhelga.

Holy crap, I did it! I REALLY DID IT!..... HEY, GET THE FUCK BACK HERE! YOU OWE ME! by Kapono24in gaming

[–]Brightcab 0 points1 point ago

For reals. I will admit I'm a Mario Party 2 junkie, I play that shit at least once a week. But this happens all the time. I've got something actually rare. One time I paid Boo to steal a star, and he said something along the lines of "Doh, I got caught" and I was out 50 coins. I couldn't fucking believe it. Has only happened once in my Mario Party 2 experience.

If you could revive a cancelled TV show, which one would it be? by suapin AskReddit

[–]Brightcab 0 points1 point ago

STRANGERS WITH CANDY! Reddit disappoints me so hard with it's taste in TV shows. Props to those who answered with Twin Peaks as well.

I'm becoming a failure and I disgust myself by ShameOfFailurein confession

[–]Brightcab 1 point2 points ago

You're only 18... way too young to be a failure. I'm 23 and have been fucking up in school and lying to my parents for almost a decade now. It's not a good feeling. The only thing you can do is move forward. Attempt to pass as many of your classes as possible. When all of that's clear, let your family know what's going on. They very well may be mad at you, but they will forgive you. It'll probably just take some time. Hardly any people are doing great things at age 18, take it as a learning experience and use it to help you succeed later in life.

I don't even know how to title this... by thrownawaytrashin confession

[–]Brightcab 3 points4 points ago

At least you're taking care of your son. My sister's retard boyfriend is in and out of jail on drug and theft charges all the time. My niece could use a father. You're doing a good thing taking care of him. Just try to find happiness in whatever small ways you can. Also- being lonely sucks. You're on Reddit. A lot of us know that feeling, myself included. Hope things get better.

My students are your future. 6th grade paper on Uruguay. by dislakin funny

[–]Brightcab 1 point2 points ago

I was proofreading a friends paper in 7th grade. The prompt was about inventing your own ice cream flavor. My friend is a genius- his invention was mint ice cream (already exists.) Here was his reasoning:

"It be good cause if you have date and want breath smell fresh then it be?"

He failed 7th grade a few times. Would have been nicer to him about his terrible grammar if I hadn't been a little 13 year old asshole.

Reddit, what is your favorite song that tells a story? by BeBenNovain AskReddit

[–]Brightcab 11 points12 points ago

Hey mom, what's up with all the sour kraut?

Colbert seems to have it about right. by Coo1_Story_Brehin funny

[–]Brightcab 11 points12 points ago

I went to a taping a few months ago and he did the warm up. He pointed me and my friends out from the crowd and was like- are you guys an indie band? We informed him we weren't, just film majors (not far off). Then he ripped on us for being stoners and said my friends hair looked as if he was growing weed in it.

Friend Was Golfing...Toad Ate The Golf Ball. by xlThalionlxin pics

[–]Brightcab 0 points1 point ago

Gold jacket, green jacket- who gives a shit?

Men of Reddit, Whats the most petty reason you stopped liking a girl by Idealist_In_Trainingin AskReddit

[–]Brightcab 1 point2 points ago

Most country people wind up hearing is bullshit pop country, which is just basically pop sung by hillbillies.

Reddit-what is the scariest image you've ever seen? by TwentyTwoNZin AskReddit

[–]Brightcab 7 points8 points ago

This picture helped me lose 15 stone.

Reddit-what is the scariest image you've ever seen? by TwentyTwoNZin AskReddit

[–]Brightcab 8 points9 points ago

Shhh! Children could be reading.

1G for G by mdambachin Flyers

[–]Brightcab 0 points1 point ago

Hear hear!

Possible Suspension for Giroux? by joebacca121in Flyers

[–]Brightcab 0 points1 point ago

Ehhh we've seen a lot bigger bullshit go unsuspended in this playoff. That's why there's downvotes ( not from me) Other teams stars get away with murder, let G walk.

My blue haired wife on our wedding day. We've been married 3 weeks now :-) by BadScienceGuyin pics

[–]Brightcab -2 points-1 points ago

You snort K and I'll snort K, honey. On a somewhat relevant note, congrats on marriage op!

When I was 4, I heard my parents having sex the night before and proceeded to yell "Fuck me, fuck me!" to everyone at my cousin's birthday party. What funny/embarrassing stories from your childhood do you have reddit? by Peenersin AskReddit

[–]Brightcab 4 points5 points ago*

At Thanksgiving dinner when I was around 5, a big serving of Cranberry sauce was put on my plate. I wasn't having it. I yelled, "I don't wanna eat this shit!" My grandmom was mortified.

This one doesn't involve me doing anything outrageous, but it's my favorite. So the whole family got drug along to Home Depot by my father. On our way out we stop at the little food joint. My sister and I each got a hotdog and a soda. 1 in 6 won a free soda. My sister had a winning cap and I didn't and proceeded to taunt me with it until I started to cry.

At this point my father stepped in. "Can I see the cap?" My sister forked it over. Then my dad chucked it out the window and said, "Now you're both losers." I laughed and laughed and she cried and cried. Oh, memories.

So, Bryz is on top of his game but the rest of the team isn't, which is nearly the polar opposite of the last series. What gives? by Blasphemizerin Flyers

[–]Brightcab 1 point2 points ago

Everyone is talking about Broduer's puck handling, but 20 times a bigger problem is the breakout from our zone. 2 Flyers by our net 1 devil and we cough up the puck. Every time. There's no hustle and sloppy as shit puck handling / passing. They need to outskate and outmanuever the devils forecheck.

So what is happening? by Devon302in Flyers

[–]Brightcab 0 points1 point ago

Thought my flyers logo might give away my saracasm. Mike Richards wouldn't single handedly play defense for 15 people.

So what is happening? by Devon302in Flyers

[–]Brightcab 1 point2 points ago

Nah bra Paul Holmgren dumb.

Glad the boys came through with the W on that one... by cocodeezin phillies

[–]Brightcab 6 points7 points ago

Especially since they've shelled out so much dough for Halladay and Cliff. He's our home grown ace.

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