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What story do you tell that no one belives until you provide proof? (NSFW pics inside) by Leuffenin AskReddit

[–]Brancher 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, this one was a lot more difficult to masturbate to.

What story do you tell that no one belives until you provide proof? (NSFW pics inside) by Leuffenin AskReddit

[–]Brancher 1893 points1894 points ago

This is the second picture of somebodys massive dump I have seen on reddit this week. I fucking hate this website.

When we laid new carpet in my old house I wrote on the back of it "THIS PIECE OF CARPET IS CONDEMNED" in the case that someone lifted it up. What are some easter eggs you've left for others? by LordApocalypticain AskReddit

[–]Brancher 6 points7 points ago

I was installing fiberoptic comm system in University of Virginia steam tunnel system a while back and I stopped for a bit when I was deep in one of the tunnels and wrote on the wall in sharpie "Thomas Jefferson was here"

It's funny because he wasn't alive when the tunnels were built. Get it?

Table top keg tap. All you and your table can drink. by rainemakerin pics

[–]Brancher 4 points5 points ago

Damn, some dude drank 29 pints.

Pussy.

So very dark and so very lovely. by eternylin motorcycles

[–]Brancher 0 points1 point ago

Wow TIL. Is this still the case if the headers do not meet up such as in the OP? For example on my bike, http://i.imgur.com/4lyuk.jpg is this why the pipes are the same length?

So very dark and so very lovely. by eternylin motorcycles

[–]Brancher -5 points-4 points ago

Seriously what the FUCK kind of exhaust is on this bike? Why does the exhaust pipe from the rear cylinder come all the way up next to her ankle then curve back? And why does the pipe look like copper that was spray painted black and soldered together by a drunk plumber?

Maybe this job was done by...a woman? I kid.

Alright Reddit! What are some of the biggest movie plot holes that you know of? by DrToonzin AskReddit

[–]Brancher 3 points4 points ago

Don't google it. Seriously. Don't.

Thought r/aww would like our new border collie pup we got :) by Tacloocin aww

[–]Brancher 0 points1 point ago

Good luck ; )

I went over to my boyfriend's house right after getting a Brazilian wax for the first time, but before I could surprise him with sexytimes, he pulled me aside and broke up with me. What's your bad timing moment that makes you think, "well...... NOW what I do with this?" by OrgasmicSarcasmicin AskReddit

[–]Brancher 0 points1 point ago

Rowdy

I went over to my boyfriend's house right after getting a Brazilian wax for the first time, but before I could surprise him with sexytimes, he pulled me aside and broke up with me. What's your bad timing moment that makes you think, "well...... NOW what I do with this?" by OrgasmicSarcasmicin AskReddit

[–]Brancher 0 points1 point ago

Cat pics please. We really like those around here.

I went over to my boyfriend's house right after getting a Brazilian wax for the first time, but before I could surprise him with sexytimes, he pulled me aside and broke up with me. What's your bad timing moment that makes you think, "well...... NOW what I do with this?" by OrgasmicSarcasmicin AskReddit

[–]Brancher 0 points1 point ago

Sooo....what kind of sweet motorcycle did you buy????

I want to buy my boyfriend a gun. by Lover_of_semenzin guns

[–]Brancher 1 point2 points ago

Still haven't figured out how to get a jar of tears!

What is one simple change/thing you started doing that has made a large impact on your life? by rjraitin AskReddit

[–]Brancher 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I suggest trying conditioning yourself to stop, it worked for me.

I want to buy my boyfriend a gun. by Lover_of_semenzin guns

[–]Brancher 2 points3 points ago

Sometimes I wish my girlfriend was a redditor because of what you just described, that's cute.

....but if she knew my user name it would all be over in a matter of moments.

I want to buy my boyfriend a gun. by Lover_of_semenzin guns

[–]Brancher 12 points13 points ago

I really hope you are actually my girlfriend, who is secretly a redditor and planning to buy me a revolver and just changed the locations mentioned in the original so I wouldn't find out.

My girlfriend just moved into an apartment to live on her own for the first time in her 20 years of life, and she's been practically begging for one of these. think she'll like? by oldschooldomokunin pics

[–]Brancher 7 points8 points ago

Came here for slavery jokes.

What is one simple change/thing you started doing that has made a large impact on your life? by rjraitin AskReddit

[–]Brancher 0 points1 point ago

I stopped biting my finger nails, my nails used to be just little bloody painful stubs. To make myself stop everytime I caught myself biting my nails I would pinch my left ear lobe really fucking hard. Pretty soon everytime I thought about chewing my nails my ear would hurt so I would not do it.

Last week was the first time in my entire life that I used nail clippers on my finger nails. I'm really proud of myself for stopping this habbit my fingers feel and look so much better and I'm even considering getting a manicure as a reward, I just don't want anyone to know I'm doing it since I'm a bro, haha.

Motorcyclist Monday by soy_en_fuegoin motorcycles

[–]Brancher 3 points4 points ago

Or if you are a stunt rider in a Mad Max movie.

Motorcyclist Monday by soy_en_fuegoin motorcycles

[–]Brancher 3 points4 points ago

I got hit in the goggles by a bat while riding through the moutains one night. The blood sucking kind of bat, not the baseball kind.

If you could get rid of one social custom what would it be? by JackPhilbyin AskReddit

[–]Brancher 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like you dodged a bullet to me.

Men of Reddit, what are your man laws? by PFC-Schmuckatelliin AskReddit

[–]Brancher 0 points1 point ago

Good man, I have a cheap-o that I loan out (my girlfriend has had it for 8 months now) but my guitar never leaves my bedside stand.

Last night I ordered a whiskey. The bartender asked if I wanted it "on the rock." by daroonin pics

[–]Brancher 1 point2 points ago

Damn too bad I only go there for lunch and my boss would be pissed if I came back smelling like whiskey!

My friends got this note from their son's teacher, along with a few sample drawings. (X-post from r/funny) by InstantPrinceWhippitin pics

[–]Brancher 2 points3 points ago

That teacher has the hand writing of a kindergardener.

Substituting in the 1st grade. This is their idea of playtime... How times have changed by Henco91in pics

[–]Brancher 3 points4 points ago

Do schools provide Ipads for elementary school kids now?

Conservative Think-tanks Launch Campaign to Turn Americans Against Wind Energy: Documents show for the first time that local anti-wind groups are co-ordinating and working with national fossil-fuel funded advocacy groups to wreck the wind industry. by davidreiss666in politics

[–]Brancher 1 point2 points ago

Just me personally, but I think they are awesome looking.

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