A Spolier Free Guide to Why the End of Mass Effect 3 sucked.

Not_Jack_Nicholson · 2 months

THANK YOU very much for making that!

Instead of trying to be completionist to get the optimal ending, now that I know it does not matter at all, I'll just do what seems fun and skip the rest.

cgjones · 2 months

I wanted to come up with a witty way to scream the N word at loud as possible but I can't think of anything.

N WORD!!!!

AJC95 · 2 months

You are not the first person to suggest this, more like the thousandth.

TheRnegade · 2 months

Not only is this hysterical, but this guy is great, I just got a new website to regularly visit, thanks!

Rodanthe · 2 months

I do not understand. Can anyone explain to me why cats do this?

brutalgash · 2 months

It was real enough for me.

I am ill, I have the flu.

Reddit, congratulations. This post made me vomit all over my desk. You are such sick disgusting fuckers I actually vomited.

Sw1tch0 · 2 months

When I was 12 years old we had to write a 3 page paper on the topic of our choice.

I had never heard of determinism but I did love science. I wrote a 3 page argument on why I thought free will must be an illusion, using analogies where I described the universe as a complex but predictable machine.

I got a D, my teacher said she didn't understand it...

:(

ashienoelle · 2 months

Please tell your mother that The Internet wants as many of these pictures as she will post.

This is a meme / photoshop gold mine. We want the album!

MrJozeff · 3 months

Debt-man!

Plastic_Tramp · 3 months

Rectal thermometers

honestchristian · 3 months

I hope I do not get downvoted, but this is simply not true. There is no consensus among historians that there was a historical Jesus-figure. I would ask and be genuinely curious to see evidence of this claim.

jordanlund · 3 months

The very, VERY first thing I thought when I saw this commercial was:

There is no way in hell they have the right to air this commercial.

I am glad to see I was not wrong!

Fazoz · 3 months

THIS IS SO CUTE THAT I AM FORCED TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS! SO CUTE!

EVEN THOUGH I AM NOT SCREAMING, YOU WILL READ THIS AS IF I WAS!

skatermario3 · 3 months

Is it wrong that this picture has made me highly aroused?

dickpills · 4 months

What... what have you done?!

ByTheBeardOfZeus001 · 4 months

NDG is the only god I will worship.

He at least has a chance of answering my prayers!

Parkmayn · 4 months

You see, that is the size of his penis.

Church28 · 4 months

There are many things in life that did not happen. The moon landing. The fall of the soviet union. Bush winning the vote in Iowa in 2000.

This post is in that category.

blahblah19 · 4 months

This will be lost in the 900 comments, but:

If I was him, I would of panicked and cried, but I would of also instantly pulled the fire alarm to stop the elevator.

uriman · 4 months

Things like this make me wonder if I am wrong in my anti-death penalty stance.

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