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What are you a snob about? by yes_anastasiain AskReddit

[–]BloomingTiger -2 points-1 points ago

being tagged in facebook pics without premission. i hate it and i dont understand why. just, WHY? this just happened to me today again.. my aunt tagged me in photos that were even objectively speaking horrendous.. including but not limited to stuffing a french fry in my face, mid-sentence etc. only me in them, not even like a group photo that would be otherwise fine. and then tagged of course, so that i can stumble upon them hours later by chance after my entire friends list has seen me at the worlds most unflattering angle with an empty french fry plate on my lap. awesome! i pitched a fucking fit. just, why?? what is the point? i hate facebook.

Tickle Me Prego. by dropstopin pics

[–]BloomingTiger 1 point2 points ago

pregnant people do the weirdest shit.

What's so great about your birthday? by jklemonyin AskReddit

[–]BloomingTiger 0 points1 point ago

same bday as abe lincoln. awwwwe yeaaahhhh.

Hey Reddit, What the hell is this thing in my throat? by forevernoob13in WTF

[–]BloomingTiger 0 points1 point ago

yeah like if i can see it then its no problem.. but you can actually like get up in the pocket and pick them out.

Hey Reddit, What the hell is this thing in my throat? by forevernoob13in WTF

[–]BloomingTiger 0 points1 point ago

i stand corrected. i have noticed that talk of tonsil stones always ignites passion on the internet. i have never, ever talked about them irl, but have had coutless discussions online. you can pick them out somehow too but ive never learned how to do that without making my mouth bleed.

Hey Reddit, What the hell is this thing in my throat? by forevernoob13in WTF

[–]BloomingTiger 6 points7 points ago

that shit stinks.

Reddit, my grandmother once told me that if I ate my boogers they would eat away at my stomach and I would die. What are some things your elders told you that scarred you for life? by aljonez1498in AskReddit

[–]BloomingTiger 1 point2 points ago

if i sucked my thumbs while falling asleep, all the flesh would fall off them and id just have the bone left. i was like 4 at the time.

Hey Reddit, What the hell is this thing in my throat? by forevernoob13in WTF

[–]BloomingTiger 6 points7 points ago

probably tonsil stones. cough that shit out and whatever you do, dont squish it.

Honey bee close up by HurricaneWeaselin pics

[–]BloomingTiger 2 points3 points ago

thank you for opting to get them relocated and not exterminated! bees are amazing and very important. i live in an area that has a very bee-heavy history and am planning on taking a beekeeping course soon. bees are awesome and as long as you dont mingle near a swarm, are absolutely peaceful little buggers. (unless you have african honey bees on your hands! beware of those!)

Honey bee close up by HurricaneWeaselin pics

[–]BloomingTiger 3 points4 points ago

aw man, i fucking love bees.

Sunday Roast by milesawayfromthesunin creepy

[–]BloomingTiger 2 points3 points ago

what the fucking fuck.

Gynecologists of Reddit: Do you get sick of the sight of genitals? Does this affect life outside of work? by BelleFemmein AskReddit

[–]BloomingTiger 0 points1 point ago

this is kind of like asking, "cardiologists of reddit, do you ever get sick of hearts?" once you get specialised in any medical field its just so fascinating. to reduce the field of gynaecology down to just "genitals" is silly.

I love my boyfriend so much but he doesn't satisfy me sexually at all. Reddit, how do I gently break the news? What would you want to hear if it were your girlfriend? by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]BloomingTiger 1 point2 points ago

dont talk to him about this in a none sexual setting, or after the fact. talk about what you like, or what would really turn you on during foreplay or while doing it. if you guys are sexually compatable (you both like roughly the same amount, are both into the same stuff or at least open to try new things if the other is a little freakier) then SKILL LEVEL is pretty unimportant.. sex is like anything else, you gotta practice! and communicate. communication is literally everything.

How did you meet your Significant Other? by thinkofsomethingkwikin AskReddit

[–]BloomingTiger 1 point2 points ago

at a birthday party. we didnt talk at all for most of the day.. just kind of checked each other out. then towards night time in a moment of drunken courage i sat down next to him and he started lightly petting my hand. we hadnt spoken a word at this point yet. then we made some small talk a la whats your name, etc. within the hour we were back at his place, wildly fucking. i moved in with him 6 months later. that was 2 years ago next month. we're getting married in december.

It's 00:05 in Northern Germany, I'm listening to some blues radio station, smoking a cigarette. My dog is snoring. Describe your current setting & include the time! by vivakyussin AskReddit

[–]BloomingTiger 1 point2 points ago

currently 6:57am in a small town right outside nürnberg, germany. im laying in bed wearing my blue fluffy robe and under a warm blanket. i have a cold drink beside me, the curtains are drawn. i can hear the cats chasing each other outside the door, and cars driving by outside. my boyfriend just left to bring his kid to school. waiting for him to get back and join me here if ya knowwadimean.

When I was a kid, I witnessed a woman burn herself to death. What is the most shocking/terrifying/traumatic thing you experienced? by laksaloverin AskReddit

[–]BloomingTiger 0 points1 point ago

i remember that video. i was 14 or 15 at the time and too curious for my own good. what really stuck with me was how small the knife was. they literally sawed off his head. and the screams continued on for so long. it was horrifying.

What is the creepiest urban legend you know of? by foxriver94941in AskReddit

[–]BloomingTiger 9 points10 points ago

the HIV virus is so fragile outside the body, the chances of you getting it from an old needle are very small. the real culprit is Hep B. that shit will survive anything.

What is the most soul crushing thing you've ever had to do? by TinyDancer1221in AskReddit

[–]BloomingTiger 5 points6 points ago

Dear OP, that sounds heartbreaking. im sorry.

f{17} let me have it straight. by mia4everin amiugly

[–]BloomingTiger 1 point2 points ago

because you werent being creepy.

f{17} let me have it straight. by mia4everin amiugly

[–]BloomingTiger 1 point2 points ago

sure, because someone decided that with 17 you are still a child and with 18 all grown up. what a bunch of bullshit. with 17 you are no longer anything even near a "child" anymore other than in the eyes of the law and there is nothing odd about being attracted to people in that age group. tbh i think its absolutely ridiculous to even try to imply that there is anything "childlike" about the girls photographs.

Honesty needed F21 by throwawayscientist12in amiugly

[–]BloomingTiger 7 points8 points ago

you are gorgeous!! and for the record, i love love love your nose. it has character. pls learn to love your nose. do agree though that being pale makes you look a bit washed out. youve got dark features so tanned skin looks more natural. what are your roots?

f{17} let me have it straight. by mia4everin amiugly

[–]BloomingTiger 1 point2 points ago

lol. 17 is not pedoish.

I might regret asking this, but Reddit break out those throwaway accounts because if you could be brutally honest with your SO what would you say? by behindthesleevein AskReddit

[–]BloomingTiger 1 point2 points ago

my boyfriend is several inches taller than me and about 70 lbs heavier but i love being the big spoon. it feels so good.

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