So we got these in at work today....My Manager and I couldn't resist.

jayblink182 · 1 day

It's portalLADY, not portalMAN!

yokem · 1 day

"Good fight eh." "Eh." - El Fin.

reddjeb · 1 day

Seriously, whats up with that. I had to reach all the way over to my speaker volume knob and turn it down manually. It was quite tiring.

bawaga · 2 days

Oh man, I'm going to look so good in all my Facebook photos from now on.

Frankfusion · 2 days

You know... While that is clearly an exaggerated prediction, it really is in the realm of possibility.

TestZero · 3 days

Only college I can think of near there is Millersville. Say hi to the fucking swan for me.

strallweat · 4 days

If I were to describe to someone a place that you had to live, and said that it had: Poop all over the place, garbage knee high, used needles everywhere you step, black widow spiders crawling around, cockroaches behind and underneath everything, and used toilet paper littering the bathrooms - I imagine that person would think I was describing hell.

Jabba_the_Mutt · 4 days

Yeah, damn good skaters, but it's going to be really depressing when one of them goes full retard after biffing it down a 10-set and goes into a coma for a month. He will then awaken with massive brain trauma, and never fully regain his ability to walk, let alone skate. And he will always look to his brother and think, "It should have been him." And thus the evil twin is made.

BanginOnaTrashCan · 4 days

Keep the change ya filthy animal.

viishrugged · 4 days

Good prank and all, albeit a dick move involving the GF as collateral damage, but the cellphone he uses is a great signifier of how old this video is. If you haven't seen it by now, you must have been born in 1999.

ferio252 · 5 days

I've already seen the movie, but I really wanted to watch that part one more time, so this is perfect for me.

tsaritsyn · 5 days

I would say it's mainly my disdain for musicians who use their musical career to break into acting, while actors are generally ridiculed when breaking into the music business. But I think a better question is, why do you care if I don't like Rihanna?

tsaritsyn · 5 days

She has three instances of speaking more than one sentence in succession the entire movie. I am now 1% more interested in seeing this movie knowing I barely have to see her speak, which leads me to a total of 1% interested.

vgasmo · 5 days

Don't worry, I'll downvote him for you. I don't have a reddit conscience.

fergerger · 13 days

Oh thank god, I was expecting to come to the comments and get downvoted to oblivion for saying how this wasn't funny. Randomness became unoriginal somehow. It's easy to write though, which makes it over-used, and panders to the lowest common denominator that thinks because you put people or things in unexpected situations it's supposed to be funny.

dirtywork102 · 15 days

If only I had read the comments first...

premesu · 15 days

Ooo' me right? Or is it the guy who threw in the obnoxious "Um..." that I exaggerated in reaction to. But I bet you mean me.

premesu · 15 days

Ummmmmmmmmm............................. You can play live and not sound like you just threw a few instruments together and gave it a go. I didn't mean musical fidelity, or added effects/arrangements, but rather that they just did the bare minimum to make the song resemble the original.

premesu · 15 days

That was overly long, and just because it's in a different scale doesn't mean it's better. It sounds pretentious with it's overtly under-produced recording, and the singing sounds tired and phoned in. I agree with other comments that though I don't like the original song at all, I still like it more than this cover. The subjective title of this post doesn't help either. @ObesesPieces - That's why.

Vincent_Karma · 15 days

I'm not sure why exactly, but for some reason I thought the words, "My Mom ... " was at the beginning of the the post title, and it made me feel very confused and uncomfortable.

LeoPantero · 17 days

Name three things you can do on a regular basis for free that is fun and allows you to meet people. Honest question.

Edit: Those are all great suggestions. Not sure about the Library though. Regardless, as far as I'm concerned I do fine and have a strong group of friends and plenty of social opportunities. However, if I move somewhere new, which is very possible, it's always good to have some ideas without having to go to a loud club and bro out. Eughh.

ProtrudedDemand · 18 days

Next edit Kickpuncher 3: The Final Kickening down to only the punches that have the power of kicks.

MooseCannon · 18 days

CHAE!!??

fishwell · 19 days

There really is no other alternative left at this point.

DonTago · 20 days

Nice try Adidas viral marketer. Nice try....

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