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So we got these in at work today....My Manager and I couldn't resist. by jayblink182in gaming

[–]BiffTheTimid 1 point2 points ago

It's portalLADY, not portalMAN!

Bikinis & Surf: Mexico by reddjebin videos

[–]BiffTheTimid 10 points11 points ago

Seriously, whats up with that. I had to reach all the way over to my speaker volume knob and turn it down manually. It was quite tiring.

Disappearing Double Chin Trick for Portrait Photography by bawagain videos

[–]BiffTheTimid 0 points1 point ago

Oh man, I'm going to look so good in all my Facebook photos from now on.

Hulu Announces a Kevin Smith Movie Review Show by Frankfusionin movies

[–]BiffTheTimid 1 point2 points ago

You know... While that is clearly an exaggerated prediction, it really is in the realm of possibility.

What "amazing fact" or colloquialism do you know is actually wrong, and you're sick of correcting people about it? by TestZeroin AskReddit

[–]BiffTheTimid 2 points3 points ago

Only college I can think of near there is Millersville. Say hi to the fucking swan for me.

Hoarders: SO MANY COCKROACHES!! by strallweatin videos

[–]BiffTheTimid 0 points1 point ago

If I were to describe to someone a place that you had to live, and said that it had: Poop all over the place, garbage knee high, used needles everywhere you step, black widow spiders crawling around, cockroaches behind and underneath everything, and used toilet paper littering the bathrooms - I imagine that person would think I was describing hell.

Best young skate duo in existence. by Jabba_the_Muttin videos

[–]BiffTheTimid 16 points17 points ago

Yeah, damn good skaters, but it's going to be really depressing when one of them goes full retard after biffing it down a 10-set and goes into a coma for a month. He will then awaken with massive brain trauma, and never fully regain his ability to walk, let alone skate. And he will always look to his brother and think, "It should have been him." And thus the evil twin is made.

My Great Grandpa and his Tommy Gun by BanginOnaTrashCanin OldSchoolCool

[–]BiffTheTimid 8 points9 points ago

Keep the change ya filthy animal.

Meanest prank I've ever seen. by viishruggedin videos

[–]BiffTheTimid 18 points19 points ago

Good prank and all, albeit a dick move involving the GF as collateral damage, but the cellphone he uses is a great signifier of how old this video is. If you haven't seen it by now, you must have been born in 1999.

The Avengers (2012) on Youtube =) by ferio252in videos

[–]BiffTheTimid 7 points8 points ago

I've already seen the movie, but I really wanted to watch that part one more time, so this is perfect for me.

Every single line Rihanna has in Battleship by tsaritsynin movies

[–]BiffTheTimid 61 points62 points ago

I would say it's mainly my disdain for musicians who use their musical career to break into acting, while actors are generally ridiculed when breaking into the music business. But I think a better question is, why do you care if I don't like Rihanna?

Every single line Rihanna has in Battleship by tsaritsynin movies

[–]BiffTheTimid 121 points122 points ago

She has three instances of speaking more than one sentence in succession the entire movie. I am now 1% more interested in seeing this movie knowing I barely have to see her speak, which leads me to a total of 1% interested.

So tell me, why did "John Carter" flop that hard? by vgasmoin movies

[–]BiffTheTimid 4 points5 points ago

Don't worry, I'll downvote him for you. I don't have a reddit conscience.

ASDFMOVIE 5 !!! its finally here! by fergergerin videos

[–]BiffTheTimid 9 points10 points ago

Oh thank god, I was expecting to come to the comments and get downvoted to oblivion for saying how this wasn't funny. Randomness became unoriginal somehow. It's easy to write though, which makes it over-used, and panders to the lowest common denominator that thinks because you put people or things in unexpected situations it's supposed to be funny.

Golden Retriever finds fawn and then something amazing happens... by dirtywork102in videos

[–]BiffTheTimid 18 points19 points ago

If only I had read the comments first...

Ben Howard's amazing "Call me maybe" cover by premesuin videos

[–]BiffTheTimid -2 points-1 points ago

Ooo' me right? Or is it the guy who threw in the obnoxious "Um..." that I exaggerated in reaction to. But I bet you mean me.

Ben Howard's amazing "Call me maybe" cover by premesuin videos

[–]BiffTheTimid -3 points-2 points ago

Ummmmmmmmmm............................. You can play live and not sound like you just threw a few instruments together and gave it a go. I didn't mean musical fidelity, or added effects/arrangements, but rather that they just did the bare minimum to make the song resemble the original.

Ben Howard's amazing "Call me maybe" cover by premesuin videos

[–]BiffTheTimid -1 points0 points ago

That was overly long, and just because it's in a different scale doesn't mean it's better. It sounds pretentious with it's overtly under-produced recording, and the singing sounds tired and phoned in. I agree with other comments that though I don't like the original song at all, I still like it more than this cover. The subjective title of this post doesn't help either. @ObesesPieces - That's why.

Always makes my morning pee a tad more delightful. by Vincent_Karmain pics

[–]BiffTheTimid 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sure why exactly, but for some reason I thought the words, "My Mom ... " was at the beginning of the the post title, and it made me feel very confused and uncomfortable.

Woah: This guy will wake you the fuck up. (x-post /r/sex) by LeoPanteroin GetMotivated

[–]BiffTheTimid 2 points3 points ago*

Name three things you can do on a regular basis for free that is fun and allows you to meet people. Honest question.

Edit: Those are all great suggestions. Not sure about the Library though. Regardless, as far as I'm concerned I do fine and have a strong group of friends and plenty of social opportunities. However, if I move somewhere new, which is very possible, it's always good to have some ideas without having to go to a loud club and bro out. Eughh.

We had Pulp Fiction edited to just the cussing. Now here's Kickboxer-Just The Kicking by ProtrudedDemandin movies

[–]BiffTheTimid 5 points6 points ago

Next edit Kickpuncher 3: The Final Kickening down to only the punches that have the power of kicks.

The Zelda Wind Waker poster I just made by MooseCannonin gaming

[–]BiffTheTimid 0 points1 point ago

CHAE!!??

tattoo tricking a butterfly by fishwellin pics

[–]BiffTheTimid 9 points10 points ago

There really is no other alternative left at this point.

Six Sunbeams by DonTagoin pics

[–]BiffTheTimid 0 points1 point ago

Nice try Adidas viral marketer. Nice try....

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