My dual-wielding dream

Tolkoto · 2 days

My duel weilding dream is the BFG 9000 and the cow-launcher from the South Park Nintendo 64 game. I can destroy the whole God-damn world with those things.

eddkov · 2 days

I'll give you the Paralyzer!

climaxmold · 2 days

Erikpdx is a baus! After l read the story aloud, my bro decided to put on the South Park episode "More Crap". Most relevent. Ha!

tunabomber · 2 days

You, Sir, are a Pooper Trooper. I raise my ass and TP to you.

LifeofaLorax · 4 days

School a pool crane in the mattress water. Takes so much usually out, soaks up the it.

GhostDays · 5 days

What is this from!? It it oddly familiar.

amazingalfonzo · 7 days

You should post spore pics like this.

rumpleforeskin89 · 7 days

It works. Jolly ranchers are worse though.

lonewurf · 8 days

I had one of those talking Big Birds! Upvote for the memories.

mwuk42 · 10 days

Voltaire- God Thinks.

CDerpington · 14 days

It is because of MST3K that l can not have a nice night at the movies or in front of the T.V. at home. I was 10 years old watching it on the Comedy Channel. Your co-worker is the man!!!

m_bird13 · 14 days

For every deer in the hand, there are three underfoot. For every child on the shoulder, five underfoot. So is the way of giant robots.

Yewturn · 15 days

How the mighty have fallen...

heleneleh · 17 days

You sacrifice a dirty pee hole for the ability to poop with your boxers on, assuming that you adjust the boxer's opening first.

InternalDivide · 17 days

I fucking love this game! I have over 3+ years of total gameplay on it. Never once did l notice the comic sans. 8/

CrispyLiberal · 17 days

That's too awesome! What a lucky find!! I love the Storyline to Link's Awakening. The whole Dream theme is a trip. Its funny that my brother's ringtone is the phone booth hut music. Its awesome to hear it. Brings back good memories.

samradio9 · 17 days

Skyrim. Watching my parents try to walk and look around is hilarious, but it can cause motion sickness fast.

Alcoholmaid · 17 days

This is meme worthy right here! "l came from WHERE!?"

Oscilet · 17 days

Fuck the what?

Blonkensteiner · 17 days

You saw Captian America nail a villian with his shield! 3D don't have shit on that!

surenm · 18 days

Its fucking raining here now! It never fucking rains here, but come a lunar eclipse or a giant moon event, ficking thunderstorm for hours. FML.

thehague67 · 18 days

They'll say "Bye", l'll say "Latez", then they'll say "bye-bye". And they'll wait for me to respond again!

buttnectar · 18 days

There were no black people in Saw, but l'll upvote cuz l drew the same scene for SAW on draw something.

Bozney · 18 days

I was dating this girl who kept farting during our first date. She was thin & petite, very attractive, gorgeous eyes and body, and farted like a man. Smelt like a dairy farm on a hot day. I don't judge people, especially by bodily functions, so l sucked it up (in another room cuz she stank) and ended up dating her for four years, till she cheated on me. I hope she farted the whole time she fucked that guy.

thehalfbloodmormon · 18 days

Fuck yes!!! I feel the exact same way!!! I'm saving this rage comic. Its awesome to know that l'm not the only one! Upvote!

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