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Chicago, My Kind of Town by williawin occupywallstreet

[–]BOREN 1 point2 points ago

I need a word for "use of it is hard to recognize until it is too late/hard to determine origin of threat". I should stick to just sneaky.

I don't doubt that one can make a sneak attack with a baton (you can do it with your fist after all) but you still have to walk right up in someone's personal space to do it, and a person viewing the altercation, or filming, from several feet away can follow the chain of events and determine blame. A video of a cop sneaking a blow with a baton is hard to deny in court (or if it never makes it to court, the court of public opinion). A spray of chemical irritant mist from inside a crowd or a grenade tossed from outside a camera's frame? Who knows which police officer did it, and the attacker can be several feet away from the recipients (or in the case of the grenades and whatever you call those paintballs filled with irritants they used in Seattle during the WTO protests, several yards).

Chicago, My Kind of Town by williawin occupywallstreet

[–]BOREN 7 points8 points ago

The batons look brutal, but I prefer them to the alternative. Unlike a small concealable chemical irritant sprayer, a flash grenade, or a taser, there is nothing subtle or sneaky about a big wooden baton. If they use it, everyone sees it. Sure, it reads as "I am brutal, respect my authorityyy", but it's also the polar opposite of the NYC and Oakland cops casually tossing grenades and spraying pepper at people from behind barriers.

Shit's getting kinda crazy out there. Be careful people by btone911in chicago

[–]BOREN 1 point2 points ago

Technically the Chicago Police have to purchase their own weapons but I get your drift.

So I was in the heart of the NATO protest and took a bunch of pictures on my iPod, I was going to post them until... by iGotChubs4Youin chicago

[–]BOREN 0 points1 point ago

That sucks. Though if I were a thief with a reliable way to fence electronics, a protest would probably be a good place to be: plenty of cameras, camera phones, and other gadgets and also plenty of confusion and distracted cops.

That's probably not what you want to hear right now, so sorry again.

English Breakfast? by businessmantisin chicago

[–]BOREN 1 point2 points ago

The English Breakfast platter at The Globe is pretty substantial. Substantially awesome.

The Singing Cab Driver by briancurtinin chicago

[–]BOREN 0 points1 point ago

Also lead singer of Chameleon World. It's not just a band...it's a whole world.

I love that guy.

All Black Haka. Intimidating to say the least. by Toe_Breakerin videos

[–]BOREN 2 points3 points ago

Intimidation, ritual, team/national pride.

Hypes up the All Blacks and their fans and gets them moving as one, forces the other team to make some kind of response or look like pansies in front of the whole crowd.

All Black Haka. Intimidating to say the least. by Toe_Breakerin videos

[–]BOREN 1 point2 points ago

Ritualistic Manly Smack-Talk it is!

All Black Haka. Intimidating to say the least. by Toe_Breakerin videos

[–]BOREN 0 points1 point ago

So a haka is better described as a dance used to mark the beginning or ending of events? That's fucking awesome: everyone takes a moment to add a coda to life!

All Black Haka. Intimidating to say the least. by Toe_Breakerin videos

[–]BOREN 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I typed and retyped several descriptions but I kept coming back to that one. "Battle cry ritual"? No. "Choreographed Fight Challenge"? No. "Ritualistic Manly Smack-Talk"? No.

It sounds condescending but I think it's the most concisely descriptive.

And I, Reddit, introduce you to the shivering artwork of Aaron Wolf! by crozerin SpecArt

[–]BOREN 0 points1 point ago

I like collapsed-face Ambrose Burnside.

All Black Haka. Intimidating to say the least. by Toe_Breakerin videos

[–]BOREN 16 points17 points ago

The "All Blacks" are the New Zealand national Rugby team. A haka is a traditional Maori war dance, for lack of a better word.

EDIT: A Haka is not just for war, see comments below!

How many of you are very liberal, but grew up in a very conservative household? by Notcertifiedin politics

[–]BOREN 0 points1 point ago

They sure do, ask the US Coast Guard.

Sox's opening day. Love the new food. by jaylow17in chicago

[–]BOREN -2 points-1 points ago

Awwwyeah yeah bao! Delicious.

AMAA - I worked for Lady Gaga. by zeldasayrein IAmA

[–]BOREN 1 point2 points ago

Pure Awesome. I must check out this Thale.

AMAA - I worked for Lady Gaga. by zeldasayrein IAmA

[–]BOREN 1 point2 points ago

I will answer most questions as long as they don't pertain to what my job was.

  1. What is your favorite horror movie?
  2. What is your favorite condiment?
  3. Are you excited about Opening Day?
  4. Would you rather travel to Tanzania or Texas?
  5. When did you stop doing drugs?
  6. What is a word you frequently misspell?
  7. What, in your opinion, is the best album of 2012 so far?
  8. The best film?
  9. What was the last book you read? and finally,
  10. What does Lady Gaga smell like?

Chicagoist Response to "25 Douchiest Bars" List - 26 Non-Douchy Bars by m4n715in chicago

[–]BOREN 1 point2 points ago

Longroom is fun, especially in the summer when the back patio is open. I've had strangers pass me their onehitter a number of times back there simply because I caught them in the act and give them a wink or knowing nod.

The 25 Douchiest Bars in Chicago by 1_point_21_gigawattsin chicago

[–]BOREN 1 point2 points ago

My introduction to Cherry Red was a guy I was working with pointed to it as we drove by and said "if you ever want some drunk, underage ass...".

I think the main reason it wasn't on the list is that Fatties is less douchy and more skeezy as all get-out. Most of the kids in there seem to be friendly, in a "OMG I'm drinking gin and tonic in a bar and I'm only 20 WOO!"

But yeah, don't go there.

Chicagoist Response to "25 Douchiest Bars" List - 26 Non-Douchy Bars by m4n715in chicago

[–]BOREN 2 points3 points ago

Any bar that let's a pit puppy be the doorman, and let's said doorman pee on the carpeting, is definitively non-douchy.

Chicagoist Response to "25 Douchiest Bars" List - 26 Non-Douchy Bars by m4n715in chicago

[–]BOREN -3 points-2 points ago

I have yet to be cool enough, or female enough, to get past the door staff at Violet Hour. I hear once you're inside, the taps pour nectar and ambrosia and the shot glasses are lined with gold.

Chicagoist Response to "25 Douchiest Bars" List - 26 Non-Douchy Bars by m4n715in chicago

[–]BOREN 1 point2 points ago

After the third time you hang out at Ten Cat in a month everyone starts to warm up to you. It helps if you play chess, pool, or banjo.

Longroom just across the way is pretty great too.

Some track love. by arthursoaresin FixedGearBicycle

[–]BOREN 0 points1 point ago

Ah, I see now!

Some track love. by arthursoaresin FixedGearBicycle

[–]BOREN 0 points1 point ago

I keep staring at this picture, and I still can't understand: how is it staying up?

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