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How can I make a fairly cheap custom poster? (self.answers)

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Oh China... by RuchWin WTF

[–]Afrojitsu 1 point2 points ago

Look guys! It says skipping RAPE, not skipping ROPE! HA! Totally WTF!!!

Scene comparison of Victor Sjöström’s ‘The Phantom Carriage’ (1921) and Stanley Kubrick’s famous scene of ‘The Shining’ (1980) by jerryconnellyin movies

[–]Afrojitsu 0 points1 point ago

Welp, time to watch The Shining again.

Was just playing craps when HOLY FUCKING SHIT! by shinobi8in pics

[–]Afrojitsu 1 point2 points ago

I honestly wish I had the patience to wade through the Reddit search engine. It was a nice ass.

Was just playing craps when HOLY FUCKING SHIT! by shinobi8in pics

[–]Afrojitsu 16 points17 points ago

Anyone else think this is a little creepy? A couple months ago someone posted a picture of a girl's ass in Gamestop and everyone was up in arms at its creepiness

Why I'm willing to let Valve have as much time as they want to make Half Life 3 by DoubleTapThatin gaming

[–]Afrojitsu 0 points1 point ago

Yes, but hack and slash isn't exactly the best genre for ground breaking improvements. It's remained basically the same for years

Why I'm willing to let Valve have as much time as they want to make Half Life 3 by DoubleTapThatin gaming

[–]Afrojitsu 0 points1 point ago

I never said there weren't bad reviews. There are for every game in existence. People have their opinions, and that's what it all comes down to. But the average rating of professional reviews on Metacritic for Diablo 2 and 3 are both the same last time I checked, and there's no way in hell I'm going to trust user ratings when the shit I stated above happens all the time when butthurt gamers don't get exactly what they want. People either set their expectations way too high, or get lost in the angry mob mentality and don't even try to enjoy the game.

P.S. It's called trolling, I was just joking. You're not a crybaby... Probably

I'm going to hell. by ContentEntin AdviceAnimals

[–]Afrojitsu -1 points0 points ago

Glad I was just joking, then.

Sad sad sad by Beltrans13in Music

[–]Afrojitsu 0 points1 point ago

I find it humorous that Ice Cube grew up to be a family comedy type of guy, but I wouldn't say it's sad. More of his personal choice. Everyone else simply grew up normally... Besides... You know.

I'm going to hell. by ContentEntin AdviceAnimals

[–]Afrojitsu 0 points1 point ago

YOU GOT ME AGAIN! How do you do it?!

Why I'm willing to let Valve have as much time as they want to make Half Life 3 by DoubleTapThatin gaming

[–]Afrojitsu 0 points1 point ago

Did you take into account how half of those reviews were made literally an hour after the game "released", whining about the connection issues? Don't get me wrong, the release was atrocious on Blizzard's part, but the amount of people leaving the game 1.0 reviews within the first hour simply because of that was embarrassing. They literally hadn't even played the actual game.

I'd rather trust the reviews written by professional game reviewers, who quite liked it according to the average score of 88. Anything else?

I'm going to hell. by ContentEntin AdviceAnimals

[–]Afrojitsu -2 points-1 points ago

Glad I so mercilessly played into your all-knowing hands! Have fun taking things way too seriously... Nigga

EDIT: Did you just ASSUME that I'm not black?? O.M.G. This is literally worse than Hitler

I'm going to hell. by ContentEntin AdviceAnimals

[–]Afrojitsu 2 points3 points ago

Did you really have to ask that? Of course I would, you dumb nigger.

Also, stop creeping on my history for ammunition.

I'm going to hell. by ContentEntin AdviceAnimals

[–]Afrojitsu -2 points-1 points ago

Are you black?

I'm going to hell. by ContentEntin AdviceAnimals

[–]Afrojitsu -2 points-1 points ago

HAHAH I disagree with someone so I'll call them 12 years old! That'll get em!

I'm going to hell. by ContentEntin AdviceAnimals

[–]Afrojitsu -1 points0 points ago

So Hitler wasn't morally inept or a stain on world history? If so many blacks seem to be fine with jokes about slavery, why do you have such a problem with it? Shouldn't they be the ones getting offended by it?

I'm going to hell. by ContentEntin AdviceAnimals

[–]Afrojitsu -2 points-1 points ago

Yep, that's exactly what it's doing. How about instead of being tightasses over history, we have some fun about it since we ALL realize slavery was terribly stupid? It's why people make jokes out of Hitler- the more we make light of something, the less power it has over us. Or, were all of Dave Chapelle's jokes about slavery/KKK (that countless black Americans found funny) evil and inhumane? Also, fuck /r/spacedicks

I'm going to hell. by ContentEntin AdviceAnimals

[–]Afrojitsu -3 points-2 points ago

I suppose that's why this made it to the front page, as well as SEVERAL 9/11 jokes? Get off your high horse, as long as nothing cruel is meant in the joke then who's getting hurt? That's why they call it a joke.. It's not meant to be taken seriously

I'm going to hell. by ContentEntin AdviceAnimals

[–]Afrojitsu 3 points4 points ago

Most redditors are hypersensitive, guilt-ridden whites. I read it in National Geographic or something

Reddit, have you ever had sex with a really close friend? Did it turn out "friendship ruining", or was it just a friendly deed? by scainburgerin AskReddit

[–]Afrojitsu 1 point2 points ago

I personally find it insane how so many people are willing to have sex with almost-strangers, but having sex with a best friend could ruin the friendship

Why I'm willing to let Valve have as much time as they want to make Half Life 3 by DoubleTapThatin gaming

[–]Afrojitsu 1 point2 points ago

Found a picture of This_was_my_life online!

I'm going to hell. by ContentEntin AdviceAnimals

[–]Afrojitsu -12 points-11 points ago

To anyone getting offended by this, if Richard Pryor were to make the same joke people would have found it hilarious. Get a sense of humor!

EDIT: All you downvoting niggers better explain to me why you disagree with me.. I'm dying to know

Good Question. by milesawayfromthesunin atheism

[–]Afrojitsu 14 points15 points ago

Upvoted for being nice about your question at first... Downvoted because it ended with you being a dick

Peanut Butter Cup Brownies by mocotazoin pics

[–]Afrojitsu 14 points15 points ago

My first reaction

50 Shades of Grey - read by Gilbert Gottfried (NSFW) by JamesTheGodMasonin videos

[–]Afrojitsu 0 points1 point ago

People act as if erotic fiction has never existed before... I just think it was exceptional marketing for a shit-tastic book

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