If you were put in charge of trimming Earth's human population down to 3 billion or so, what would your criteria be for who stays and who goes?

Clayburn · 2012-05-24T17:42:19.465147+00:00

Do you believe in a higher power? You do? Great! Take a left here and get ready for a shower!

mootjeuh · 2012-05-24T16:58:29.791345+00:00

It's really easy, but you have to practice to get it right.

Hold the yo-yo in your hand and drop it (string of course attached to your finger) and right as/right before it hits the bottom, flick your wrist upwards and catch.

I can't really explain how to time it right, it's something you have to feel for yourself.

Good luck and have fun!

I_LEIK_PORN · 2012-05-24T14:52:05.270677+00:00

She was trying to hold her breath for longer, but failed.

LastShadowz · 2012-05-24T14:51:03.810729+00:00

This one, right? (at 1:11)

Suriv_Dnim · 2012-05-24T14:39:09.802356+00:00

I stay in the cities and eat food I like.

Suriv_Dnim · 2012-05-24T14:30:07.858204+00:00

I think that's more a matter of opinion: sure, that might be your favorite, I, however, hate nature, being outside, beans, eggs, mushrooms, coffee and tomatoes and I therefore find the whole idea of a meal like that revolting.

kondrat1983 · 1 day

What's with the Lion King stance? :)

youregonnaloveme · 2 days

I think she is too busy choking to notice.

alphase7en · 2 days

Isn't America pretty much the poorest country in the world? Last time I checked, you owed China 700 billion USD or something, and that your debt just keeps increasing by 1300 USD a minute? But maybe I'm wrong, it was a while since I read this.

VordLader · 2 days

This is the fourth time I've seen this image this month. SimilarImage, get in here!

wmar1 · 2 days

Okay, wrong subreddit: adding text to pictures does not make it a meme. In addition, a few weeks ago, this was posted about 20 times, along with other pictures involving horses, horsedicks and police officers. Lastly, I'm pretty sure this is stolen from a site that stole this from us. Well done, you've completed the circle.

ItWillBeMine · 3 days

Just so you know, this is also known as the image meaning "creepypasta".

SeptimusOctopus · 3 days

True enough. We should have 5 running at once, one for each victory type.

SeptimusOctopus · 3 days

No, we're having some DLC issues, I'm waiting for a response from the guy who did 1-50.

iamthelistener · 3 days

If the game is as good as it looks, I might get that tattooed on me hand.

VENGNEC · 3 days

So... Any sauce on that one?

Grymrir · 3 days

Oreo should be an option, as well as Cookie Dough. Now I'm stuck with Chocolate.

MyParentsArentHome · 3 days

Probably too late, but I'll tell you one of tge worst I've experienced:

So there I was, minding my own business in the school library when I decided to check Facebook. HOLY SHIT TRANNY/ANIMAL PORN FUCKING EVERYWHERE! Turns out a friend had forgotten to log off and someone deleted all his pics and replaced them with rather disturbing ones. The "hacker" apparently sent a few disturbing/offensive messages to random people as well.

Faceraping is fun, sometimes, but not when it's taken too far.

RilesWatson · 3 days

You lucky sonofa... If only I had a years worth of QC to read, I'd be a happy man.

nicotron · 4 days

Tee hee, you said kink...

xX5x · 4 days

I've wondered the same thing, only with deaf people. I asked one and he said he thought and dreamt with images and feelings etc.

DickamusMaxamus · 5 days

skateboard!

FTFY

Flameblanket · 5 days

Why would I want people to know that?

Richgart · 5 days

Obligatory.

RequiemFrost · 5 days

He obviously read it on here.

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