I just fell through my bed. How do I explain this to the owner of my apartment (the bed was included).

Taigatrommel · 3 months

Tell him your broke it during sex if he needs an explanation. Everyone gets loving sometimes...

Rhode · 3 months

Get upset about it and make it seem like it's his fault. You've got to go in guns blazing, man. Fuck that motherfucker and his wack-ass defective fucking bed. I'm gonna sue, ya hear? I'm gonna sue all y'all!

Adarkeidei · 3 months

Or, own up to the problem, offer to fix the bed, and use this as a wake up call to change your life. If you have ever cried out, asking a higher power to show you a sign, to help you over that hump, this could be that sign. Use the way you feel right now, about yourself, and harness it to become someone else. Go to /r/loseit or /r/keto and find similar people that can help you become less...you.

olympusmons · 3 months

Fix the bed, don't tell landlord.

deako · 3 months

How recently was the bed purchased? Maybe it was bound to happen.

Petrarch1603 · 3 months

maybe its time to make lifestyle changes.

[deleted] · 3 months

Fix the bed, don't tell landlord. He will only screw you over for a new bed.

Tygerlily · 3 months

Did you take pics of the areas and such when you moved in? And when living there, did you get more pics when things started to "fall apart?" something's you aren't responsible for (normal wear and tare) the thing about furnished places, you gotta keep up with the pics. Crucial when moving out (deposit claims).. Hope this helped.

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