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[–]generic-name 16 points17 points ago

TIL Gasol can make 3's

[–]lakerswiz 5 points6 points ago

He's been given the greenlight and it will work it's way into the gameplan in some manner.

[–]generic-name 3 points4 points ago

TIL the reply button on r/nba is a basketball

[–]Caringforarobot 2 points3 points ago

Serious, when he took the shot I was like WTF?????Oh, okay...

[–]Anal_Bleeding 26 points27 points ago

Why are the Clippers wearing Lakers Uniforms?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

Sort these comments by "new" to keep up with what everyone has to say.

[–]urfaselol 4 points5 points ago

saw this at my first new reorganization. upvote for you!

[–]Virgin_Headquarters 7 points8 points ago

Oh Ma Gawd I'm Having A Heart Attack. I Miss You Basketball!!!!

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[–]Whittaker 1 point2 points ago

They've only got 2 pre-season games and a packed 66 game season so they don't really have time to just ease into it. You'll probably find most teams will play at around 90% effort for the pre-season until the game is decided or the coaches are happy with what they've seen.

[–]An_Upghost 11 points12 points ago

Man, Metta World Peace looks like he's over the hill.

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[–]GomoGomon 2 points3 points ago

i guess that explains why he didn't start then...and wont according to mike brown.

[–]selter01 0 points1 point ago

wow

[–]Lakersdavidprevails 1 point2 points ago

I hope this game isn't a sign for future things to come. Ron looked pretty bad out there.

[–]urfaselol 16 points17 points ago

Billups is shooting lights out! Damn, good signing by the clippers.

[–]Chamanzan 8 points9 points ago

I'm still trying to absorb the fact that Paul and Billups are Clippers.

[–]AndyRooney 5 points6 points ago

Steve Blake defending CP3...uggh

[–]piglet24 2 points3 points ago

Let it slide, he schooled Paul hard on that back door cut

[–]Caringforarobot 7 points8 points ago

METTA IS UNLEASHED!

[–]Laurence_of_a_Labia 0 points1 point ago

Like the plague.

[–]An_Upghost 7 points8 points ago

Gasol for 3? Aw shit.

[–]beat_the_heat 5 points6 points ago

Someone pick up Norris ankles off the floor

[–]USP123 7 points8 points ago

Did I hear Walton just stepped in? SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

[–]leapyquacky 8 points9 points ago

Walton passes to Walton.

Walton passes to Clippers.

[–]USP123 3 points4 points ago

Walton shoots from the half! And the Clips get three points!

[–]InsaneDon12 6 points7 points ago

I can't wait for ESPN to overreact and call us the best team in LA or some other bullshit. I hope everyone, media and fans, keep perspective after a pre-season game.

[–]USP123 2 points3 points ago

Just take the praise, you guys deserve it.

[–]Virgin_Headquarters 16 points17 points ago*

Holy shit does this Morris guy ever pass the ball? Kobe has been a great mentor for him.

LOL. "Hey Morris, just because you play with Kobe doesn't mean you ARE Kobe."

[–]lakerswiz 11 points12 points ago

Non-guarenteed contract rookie trying to get his shine. Only 2 preseason games he's gotta show something.

[–]MeowthBalloon 9 points10 points ago

Lakers really should go and get Dwight

[–]fuckitallbitchfuck1 3 points4 points ago

Word has it he's going to the Nets...

*le sigh

[–]GreatTeacherJoE 15 points16 points ago*

I know we're barely 3 minutes in but...

Does this not feel like a pre-season game to anyone else?

edit: every shot billups is hitting I hear "Fuck you, Knicks."

edit 2: DeAndre Jordan just sealed it. THis is a fucking amazing pre-season game.

edit 3: Lob City...... I missed you, NBA.

[–]leapyquacky 10 points11 points ago

Chris Paul after 3 quarters: 17 points, 9 assists, 7 rebounds, 5 steals

[–]AndyRooney 17 points18 points ago

Jesus...umm I'm liking McRoberts...nice start bro

[–]Caringforarobot 7 points8 points ago

2 awesome plays back to back! Welcome to LA!

[–]MeowthBalloon 0 points1 point ago

dude's got some court vision

[–]bvanman 0 points1 point ago

That's pretty much the exact same response I had after seeing the Pacers play a few times last year. He's not going to be your star, but he'll come through for you with some hustle plays every once in a while.

[–]SteelCity905 1 point2 points ago

white guy can jump.

[–]RPN 3 points4 points ago

I'm happy the Lakers added some athleticism, and kobe is looking really good.

[–]Chamanzan 4 points5 points ago

I can see it now. #6, McRoberts jersey up there with the rest of the greats.

[–]marlonjr 6 points7 points ago

So glad basketball is back.

[–]urfaselol 4 points5 points ago

This defense is pretty serious for a preseason game

[–]Caringforarobot 5 points6 points ago

Morris thinks he's Kobe right now

[–]LakersSnapelovesHarrysMom 6 points7 points ago

He's even got a Kobe-lite 'fro.

Whatever, the kid's good! This is gonna be a fun season.

[–]Caringforarobot 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I like his hustle and his confidence. Future franchise player? Time will tell.

[–]Virgin_Headquarters 8 points9 points ago*

Beastie Boys :D

/edit gnight, guys.

[–]lakerswiz 3 points4 points ago

Troy Murphy is so damn ugly.

[–]Virgin_Headquarters 7 points8 points ago

Being excited about a Clipper-Laker match-up and not expecting a blowout... new emotions for me.

Nba TV said this game was sold out. Has that been the case for any of the other preseason games?

[–]RPN 8 points9 points ago

That DeAndre dunk was nasty.

[–]ismellfarts 1 point2 points ago

[–]Virgin_Headquarters 7 points8 points ago

I want to see a lineup of

Blake

Kapono

Luke

McRoberts

Troy Murphy

[–]urfaselol 9 points10 points ago

Team All White People

[–]redbrick 19 points20 points ago

Team We Just Got Blown The Fuck Out

[–]AndyRooney 6 points7 points ago

Morris and McRoberts....is this real life?

[–]Chamanzan 4 points5 points ago

Aren't you supposed to be dead?

[–]AndyRooney 4 points5 points ago

yes

[–]idonotcomment 2 points3 points ago

Is it just fantasy?

[–]Lakerstheoric 5 points6 points ago

Morris = clutch? I don't even...

[–]Virgin_Headquarters 2 points3 points ago

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[–]deadskin 1 point2 points ago

Mike Brown: "CAN I JOIN YOU GUYS? I know this grrrreat restaurant...."

[–]OneRandomDude 0 points1 point ago

"You smell great Kobe"

[–]kingpape26 0 points1 point ago

Paul: "Can I have this dance?"

Kobe: "Anything for you babe"

[–]Lakerstheoric 2 points3 points ago

"World Peace is fouled"

[–]cliff_diver 4 points5 points ago

You can see Chris looking to lob to Griffin.

I'm salivating.

[–]CorruptCulture 4 points5 points ago

It's going to take a while to get used to these lakers rotations.

[–]cliff_diver 0 points1 point ago

I would buy that poster.

[–]cliff_diver 5 points6 points ago

Bynum would make a decent point guard

[–]Caringforarobot 10 points11 points ago

I have never watched a pre season game, let alone be so excited / nervous for one.

[–]USP123 4 points5 points ago

Well, the Lakers look like shit right now. Our Clips look amazing on the other hand. Peace isn't shooting anything and we're sloppy overall. There have even been a masquerade of shitty calls in the Lakers' favor. I miss Odom and Phil Jackson.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

Wish the Zen Master was here.

[–]USP123 1 point2 points ago

Hope he comes back in a dramatic fashion with the Lakers down in the season standing due to lack of rhythm and coaching. Management immediately let Brown go and suddenly we win 20 in a row. "Moneyballer."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Man, that would be epic.

[–]Interesting_Aside 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he will come back during halftime at the Bourbon Bowl.

[–]undacova_boss 3 points4 points ago

DeAndre through Bynum and gasol

[–]An_Upghost 1 point2 points ago

Darius Morris is doing an excellent Kobe impression.

[–]Virgin_Headquarters 2 points3 points ago

CP3 to DJ: Check

CP3 to BG: c'mon!!!!

[–]Vancouver Grizzlieshuber14 2 points3 points ago

close enough....Lob effing City

[–]Vancouver Grizzlieshuber14 3 points4 points ago

Valleytrust.com

[–]leapyquacky 4 points5 points ago

Our loan company is so credible! Just listen to what Donald Trump had to say!

Cuts to old white bearded dude who isn't Donald Trump

We even talked to Martin Sheen!

Cuts to a 35-year old black guy

Now Lakisha President!

...

[–]0mar7ittle 4 points5 points ago

I mean, I knew the Clippers were gonna be good, but to have them blowing out the Lakers by 22 in the 4th? WOW. So glad I have NBA tv to catch as many games as possible.

[–]0mar7ittle 4 points5 points ago

Brian Cook, wtf? damn

[–]2-ScoopIceCream 0 points1 point ago

Ralph Lawler (Clippers broadcaster) has been saying that Cook hardly missed any shots during the lock out and training camp. It'd be huge if he (and Ryan Gomes) can sink some 3's and make some jumpers!

[–]An_Upghost 2 points3 points ago

Metta World Peace's statline: 3 PTS (0-8 FG, 0-5 3FA), 2 rebounds, 3 steals, 1 turnover, 3 assists in 24:21 minutes so far. Preseason and all but yikes.

Clippers have pulled away, so I've stopped watching.

[–]_himynameismike 2 points3 points ago

Clippers have pulled away, so I've stopped watching.

You have the credentials to be a Lakers bandwagon fan.

[–]inkoso 0 points1 point ago

Dude i was loooooving Artests play. I dont like his demeanor, he acts far too cocky and full of himself.

Haha.

[–]lakerswiz 1 point2 points ago

I want to some a TON more of Ebanks this season.

And Kobe traveled twice on that play lol

[–]c0mptar2000 0 points1 point ago

I think you accidentally a word there. . .

[–]LesMoores 2 points3 points ago

wow, not looking forward to watching the Lakers second unit this year. I know adjustments will be made, but man. No one can create their own shot on that second unit. MWP still doing step back long twos, he needs to post up. Maybe Ebanks will come through or something. McRoberts and Murphy I just don't have hopes for at all.

[–]redbrick 3 points4 points ago

Hey, McRoberts wasn't that bad. He's no Lamar, but he's waaaay better than Troy Murphy.

[–]lakerswiz 0 points1 point ago

That second unit will not all be on the floor together outside of Wednesday night (that's also a preseason game) and in blowouts going either way.

[–]lakerswiz 8 points9 points ago

Jesus Christ, look at all these Laker fans acting like this game has decided we aren't going to make the play-offs.

It's a fucking preseason game and they're currently playing 3 guys that are new to the system, 2 guys that didn't play much last season due to injury and a rookie that's on a non-guaranteed contract.

Man up.

[–]Caringforarobot 4 points5 points ago

Agreed. We looked good in the first half. Thats good enough for me. Lets see how they do on xmas.

[–]lakerswiz 0 points1 point ago

We've played Darius Morris more minutes than everyone on the Clippers that wasn't on an NBA team last season. By double. I'm not worried one bit. :)

[–]_himynameismike 2 points3 points ago

The problem is that the Lakers look lost out there. It's a brand new system. It'll take time, but right now they look like shit.

[–]lakerswiz -2 points-1 points ago

That lineup we just had? Troy Murphy, Morris, Kapono, McRoberts and Artest? The worst offense I've seen since I went to my old high school to catch a game.

[–]_himynameismike 0 points1 point ago

Well even with the starters, it's difficult to go from years of the triangle to whatever method Brown uses in such a short amount of time. Unfortunately for the Lakers, there's not much time to learn on the fly.

[–]Laurence_of_a_Labia 0 points1 point ago

It felt like space jam.

We need to find some little green fuckers and get back our talent.

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Plus limited minutes for our star player.

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[–]lakerswiz 1 point2 points ago

Ah, that whole thing was overrated. Lamar ended up playing more with the first unit than the second unit. He played 32 minutes a game!

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[–]inkoso 7 points8 points ago*

I don't like all these Lakers fans coming over to the Clipps side.

the way i see it, it's either or.

edit: specifically those Lakers fans who are 'die hard' and claim the lakers as 'their team'. If thats your team, stay the fuck with it. I been with the Clipps since the Lamar Odom days, you didn't see me switching to the lakes cause they win.

[–]_himynameismike 4 points5 points ago

Yea, I've never heard so much of "Well I like the Lakers because it's still LA" before Blake came to the team. All of a sudden they're trying to claim the Clippers.

[–]InsaneDon12 2 points3 points ago

My friend and I are working on a huge NO BANDWAGON ALLOWED and AMNESTY KIA poster for nationally televised Clippers games. We're going to have to stuff them in our pants because security won't allow posters. :(

[–]inkoso 3 points4 points ago

Amnesty Kia! hahaha thats hilarious man.

[–]_himynameismike 0 points1 point ago

That's GENIUS. I'd be down to contribute to that movement.

[–]hoffey 3 points4 points ago

I've been a Clipper fan for 12 years, so pumped for this season and all the other ones before it!

[–]_himynameismike 2 points3 points ago

I've been a Clippers fan for over 20 years. We've patiently waited for this moment! Let's hope it's a good one for us.

[–]inkoso 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, 2 years ago, every Lakers fan was bashing the clipps, talking shit, backing the Lakers and being a typical scummy Lakers fan. (I live near LA, so i take the brunt of it).

Now all i hear is "well, Clipps are from LA so i like them you know? they're my home teams too!"

fuck. that.

[–]slojourner 0 points1 point ago

Clippers fans should welcome the newcomers. More fans means more revenue. More revenue will hopefully get the Clippers out of the shitter for the long term..unless Sterling blows it.

[–]USP123 5 points6 points ago

LET ME LOVE YOU

[–]Virgin_Headquarters 4 points5 points ago

This whole Artest experiment is going to be brutal to watch.

[–]Vancouver Grizzlieshuber14 5 points6 points ago

The whole Mike Brown experiment is going to be brutal to watch.

[–]Lakerstheoric 5 points6 points ago

The whole Vinny Del Negro experiment is going to be brutal to watch.

[–]mcev 0 points1 point ago

Chris Paul will make it a little bearable

[–]Vancouver Grizzlieshuber14 4 points5 points ago

Artest can't ball at all anymore LOL

[–]lakerswiz 6 points7 points ago

I've told everyone person that I speak to about it, HOW MUCH METTA WORLD PEACE ACTUALLY SUCKS AT BASKETBALL.

This game proves it.

[–]USP123 8 points9 points ago

Reminds me of Ochocinco for the Pats right now. Huge on the media, not so much on the game anymore.

[–]xbepox 6 points7 points ago

The parallels are uncanny, even the ridiculous name change

[–]Laurence_of_a_Labia 0 points1 point ago

Why are we catering to him? Let's just keep calling him Ron Artest. I've a lot of hate associated with that name and I'm not about to build it up all over again from scratch.

I detest the artest.

[–]Virgin_Headquarters 2 points3 points ago

[–]HornetsStrugglingStrap-On 2 points3 points ago

Seeing Paul doing his thing with the Clippers hurts a lot.

[–]cliff_diver 2 points3 points ago

imma blame stern for that last tech.

[–]Caringforarobot 4 points5 points ago

As a Laker fan, I still say that call was bullshit.

[–]cliff_diver 1 point2 points ago

you're the type of Laker fan I can respect.

[–]lakerswiz 0 points1 point ago

Blake griffin isn't going to get any calls this season. He'll get the normal calls, but the refs are already not enjoying him after each play.

[–]Chamanzan 1 point2 points ago

I just noticed the guy who started this thread hasn't made a single comment.

[–]generic-name 0 points1 point ago

Is that good or bad? haha

[–]An_Upghost 2 points3 points ago

Billups is so good at the transition 3.

[–]Chamanzan 1 point2 points ago

This is either the twilight zone or Tecate is putting some extra shit in their beer.

[–]cliff_diver 2 points3 points ago

OH

[–]generic-name 2 points3 points ago

Lakers offense looks horrendous. Everything is off the dribble and not getting any easy buckets.

[–]InsaneDon12 0 points1 point ago

Clippers should bring in Travis Leslie soon so he can posterize someone like he did Cousins *two years ago.

[–]Procc 3 points4 points ago

Dam shit going south for the Lakers

[–]_himynameismike 3 points4 points ago

I hope this new Clippers team isn't a fluke. They look amazing tonight.

[–]USP123 2 points3 points ago

Nowhere near a fluke. CP3, Butler, Billups are all great players. They're as good in play as they are on paper.

[–]AndyRooney 3 points4 points ago

I can't believe Im saying this but I think the Lakers need to go and take a chance with Arenas

[–]Chamanzan 1 point2 points ago

Being worried about the Clippers is a new feeling. They are not the JV team anymore.

[–]Caringforarobot 1 point2 points ago

Aaannnnd the Lakers have given up. Typical.

[–]InsaneDon12 2 points3 points ago

I hope Cook can save all this shooting for the regular season. He's going to get a good amount of minutes in the rotation.

[–]InsaneDon12 3 points4 points ago

How long until Kobe shaves his Tiger Woods-like goatee?

[–]Vancouver Grizzlieshuber14 3 points4 points ago

I'm still waiting for the fro to come back.

[–]0mar7ittle 3 points4 points ago

thats about as likely as Lebrons hairline moving closer to his eyebrows

[–]lakerswiz 0 points1 point ago

It would look like an extra hungry Pac Man. His hair is running the wrong way for the mini fro :(

[–]0mar7ittle 2 points3 points ago

He's just trying to keep a little bit of Philjack on him

[–]urfaselol 1 point2 points ago

GET HHHYPPPPEEE

[–]JupitersClock 0 points1 point ago

Get dunked on.

[–]urfaselol 1 point2 points ago

Nasty dunk by DJ holy

[–]Virgin_Headquarters 1 point2 points ago

there's your $10 mil right there

[–]Virgin_Headquarters 0 points1 point ago

b-b-b-blocked

[–]JupitersClock 0 points1 point ago

No Clipper fans on Reddit?

[–]_himynameismike 2 points3 points ago

Sorry, I was too busy watching Lob City. I just thought about a possible game thread right now. Glad to see the Clippers with great talent across the board.

[–]JupitersClock 0 points1 point ago

Every time I see a 2 on 1 involving BG I get excited.

[–]Virgin_Headquarters 0 points1 point ago

I am. How can you not be.

[–]JupitersClock 0 points1 point ago

Lakers getting sloppy.

[–]Vancouver Grizzlieshuber14 1 point2 points ago

McBob! With the Pacers as my second favorite team, nice to see him fitting in so far.

[–]JupitersClock 1 point2 points ago

Great play by the Lakers

[–]cliff_diver 0 points1 point ago

F5

[–]Procc 0 points1 point ago

Lakers are looking pretty good at the moment. Wouldn't be surprised if they take this game. Every one is freaking out, but seriously you lost 1 player. YOU STILL HAVE KOBE GASOL AND BYNUM...

[–]marlonjr 1 point2 points ago

McRoberts with the ooop from kobe and no look pass to pau. So far looks like Lakers got a steal.

[–]Virgin_Headquarters 1 point2 points ago

Clippers gonna be dangerous if they build this chemistry.

I'm worried about CP3 because people like Bynum hit him HARD on those screens...

[–]damn_it 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit is this intense! It's a preseason game and they're running wild! I'm afraid someone will get hurt lol

[–]saisai23 -1 points0 points ago

Watching Morris with the ball makes me nervous, more so than Fisher.

[–]Procc 0 points1 point ago

McRoberts is impressing me

[–]urfaselol 0 points1 point ago

traveling!

[–]Lakerstheoric 0 points1 point ago

And then he traveled.

[–]Chamanzan 0 points1 point ago

McRoberts has found his team.

[–]cinqpommes 0 points1 point ago

Blake has been really shut down so far, pretty much only jump shots

[–]Vancouver Grizzlieshuber14 0 points1 point ago

Mo Gotti!

[–]Procc 0 points1 point ago

MOOOOO WILLIAMMS

[–]urfaselol 0 points1 point ago

Damn, DJ is cleaning up the boards

[–]Procc 1 point2 points ago

LOOOOOB CITY

[–]leapyquacky 1 point2 points ago

I am so happy that basketball exists.

[–]Chamanzan 0 points1 point ago

aaaaand...there it is.

[–]Virgin_Headquarters 0 points1 point ago

I

Just

Came

[–]An_Upghost 1 point2 points ago

My God, the Clippers are going to be so fucking deadly on the fast break.

[–]An_Upghost 0 points1 point ago

On a random aside, the presence of CP3 could make Jordan worth his contract.

It seems like the Kobes are missing Odom though

[–]Talpostal 0 points1 point ago

I'm tuned in to see Darius Morris in his debut. Where did he learn to shoot?

[–]cliff_diver 0 points1 point ago

Man, I wish I could hear some of the talk that happens on the court.

I guess its better left to the imagination.

[–]LesMoores 1 point2 points ago

GIVE ME A LOB-OTOMY

[–]leapyquacky 1 point2 points ago

MCBOB LOBLAW

[–]cliff_diver 0 points1 point ago

Oh!

Fear Factor is on.

[–]cliff_diver 1 point2 points ago

Spin to the hoop Griffin!

[–]hb_alien 1 point2 points ago

I don't usually bet preseason games, but I have to say that taking the Clippers to win SU feels great right now. Cilps came to play.

[–]Bullsraycadaver 1 point2 points ago

Who is this Clippers dread lock rookie?

[–]USP123 10 points11 points ago

Lil Wayne

[–]Bullsraycadaver 3 points4 points ago

upvote you

[–]2-ScoopIceCream 1 point2 points ago

Courtney Fortson, a training camp invitee. Guaranteed waive with all the awesome guards on the Clips right now.

[–]generic-name 1 point2 points ago

Luke needs to be traded as soon as possible

[–]Caringforarobot 2 points3 points ago

Who would take him? He is like a cancer on our team.

[–]USP123 2 points3 points ago

Trade our first ballot hall of famer? Psh, you're on the corn syrup.

[–]_himynameismike 0 points1 point ago

It's funny how those "Luuuuke" chants quickly turned into "Booooooo"

[–]cliff_diver 0 points1 point ago

Laker Girls!

[–]Annoying_Beast 0 points1 point ago

This is gonna be an interesting season

[–]TheBeardofWin 0 points1 point ago

I just looked over the box score for this game. When I looked I expected it to be similar to the Mavs/OKC game; Vets playing small minutes (sans new players) and rookies playing ~30 minutes each. Aside from D Fish it looks like the Lakers were playing their regular season rotations, just trimmed down to 30 minutes a piece.

It's insane that they got demolished like this with Kobe/Gasol/Bynum all playing so many minutes. I'm not gonna lie, I'd be a little concerned. Not majorly concerned given that by the 4th they probably were just getting their legs under them but still.. That's kind of scary.

[–]killermicrobe 1 point2 points ago

"the clippers beat the lakers on a pre-season game? Aw they gonna win the championship yup" = everyone right now

[–]azers 0 points1 point ago

I am sure Clipper Darrel is loving this!

http://clipperdarrell.com/